So I have a job interview tomorrow morning for a job I don't even want. Well, I want it in the sense I'd like to continue receiving pay checks, but I'd really prefer to be interviewing for almost anything else. Birthday clown. The person from village hall who measures the height of grass blades and issues citations for lack of timely lawn care. Crash test dummy.
But while desperately hoping for a better option (perhaps a professional leach tester to find the best bloodletters) I'm going. Why? Because I'm qualified on paper for all the required stufff...although I am missing the "preferred" and apparently much coveted science of m e a t degree.
Did you know that's a thing? Yeah. You can get a degree in meat. Who knew?
Anyway I figure it's got to be bad luck to decline an interview even if I'm sure they'll laugh my m e a t degree less ass out the door ...besides its practice, right?
Speaking of practice...I've been preparing online tonight so my answers will be awesome no matter what they throw at me..
Sp to recap: I looked at some job interview memes, didn't do laundry or make sure I have anything appropriate to wear, and I looked up the lyrics to Ma Belle Amie by Tea Set (great song) and gave that several listens on YouTube. You can't say I didn't prepare.