I would never . . . .
Last night, I kissed my husband and lovingly reminded him,
"Be careful in the bathroom. There's a pigeon on the toilet."
Oh, profundities. They pour from my mouth like . . . like . . . well, a simile escapes me.
This morning, I announced, "There's two cats and a squirrel on the fence."
This was shortly after I yelled out the front door, "Cat!!! You leave those birds ALONE!"
The plants are out, the pigeon has been fed, and I am sitting, contemplating whether I need to go find out why Pip is having a cow. (It might have to do with the two cats on the fence.)
Ah - peaceful life.
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