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If You Can Afford It...


crazydaffodil

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This from elle.com...

This is not a drill. 

It's a dildo.

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For a cool $15,000 (or maybe warm? I don't know, according to the comments, because the dildo is made of a precious metal, it conducts heat, which sends Jean "OVER THE MOON"), you too can own the 24-karat gold plate dildo Gwyneth Paltrow recommends in the "Not-So-Basic-Sex Toys" story in the Sex Issue of goop.

If $15K seems a little steep for a sex toy―which, can you really put a price on self-love, people?―you could always opt for the $7,900 stainless steel version. A bargain in comparison!

Just sayin...

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OnceUponATime

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I'm not sure it's worth that much considering it only has a 10 year guarantee. For that price I'd be expecting a lifetime guarantee. :shrug:

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Curious

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it's only gold plate too, so it's not like you could melt it down and recoup some of your costs after it wears out, probably on day 10 years +1

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AliceInFundyland

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They're all dicks after a certain point.

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iweartanktops

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That's a lot of money! I'm pretty sure even the remote control ones are cheaper. :shrug:

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