I'm Going Crazy
0545 Demon cat announces she's awake. Repeatedly. At the top of her lungs.
0547 Demon cat uses the litter box and scrapes her butt across the floor like a dog. Entire house stinks.
0555 Demon inspects hooman using hooman litterbox. Provides commentary - mostly, "Hurry up."
0605 Demon cat begins demands to go outside. "It's raining," explanations are summarily dismissed.
0620 Demon cat ignores breakfast - screeches for hooman to give into demands.
0630 Demon cat cuddles nicely and appears to be settling in.
0635 Demon cat is scratching at the kitchen door and yowling again.
0637 Demon cat moves to front door and desperately attempts escape.
0643 Plot having failed, Demon Cat uses headbutts to distract human from typing. Then attempts "butt in face" maneuver for good measure.
0645 Two squirrels outside (Tufts and one of the Halfsies); Demon resting upon her pillow. Will going back to sleep be in the cards?
0648 Squirrel imitates gymnast on the uneven bars - cold and slippery out there. This reminds hooman that more food needs to be provided.
0655 I give up. Might as well make some tea.
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