Happy -- --- .-. ... . -.-. --- -.. . -.. .- -.--![Morse code day]
If people wished to celebrate this properly they would ensure that all work communication today was written in Morse code. Thankfully someone created a nice converter so at least it wouldn't be too terrible. Of course if one did decide that having to communicate a whole day in Morse code was way too much, there is always this not-so-safe-for-work excuse if you are currently living in a snowy area.