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Lipstick Mistake


crazydaffodil

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How many times has this happened to you?  Just trying to put on a little lipstick and the next thing you know, you look like an infant eating creamed beets!

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I am amazed by those women who can apply their entire makeup in a moving vehicle, given the bumps, the turns, the speed ups and slow downs.  I'm surprised they don't poke an eye out or come out of it painted up like The Joker!

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Just sayin....

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OnceUponATime

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you didn't did you? at least it wasn't mascara stabbed into your eyeball. Be more careful with that lipstick next time will you :P

Also - creamed beets? wtf! you're meant to pickle them. At least when they're pickled it lessens the beeturia type of issues. ymmv

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OnceUponATime

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1 minute ago, nelliebelle1197 said:

CrazyD is drunk again.

I think it may be something stronger than that...

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crazydaffodil

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4 hours ago, nelliebelle1197 said:

CrazyD is drunk again.

Your jealousy of my drunkenness is unattractive!  :playful2::56247958035f1_32(18)::56247958035f1_32(18):

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nelliebelle1197

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Oh, CrazyD. I have been called lots of things, but never unattractive!

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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Did you watch the movie Airplane recently, by any chance?

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(A gif would have been better, but this was the best I could do.)

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FundieFarmer

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You know, it's never been as dramatic as the images above for me. It's subtle...a little bit out of line here, a little smudge there. And then suddenly, I'm trying to fix it, and the color around my lips is mammoth. I mean Kimmy K huge, and I'm just a tiny white girl with naturally pursed lips that have no life to them whatsoever and certainly aren't KimK status. That's my plight, at least. 

Harrumph.

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