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What Would MacGyver Do?


crazydaffodil

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MacGyver was so resourceful, I'm thinking he probably would not have taken a shit until he found a better alternative.  However, given this unfortunate situation, I'm sure he would have stitched together some for of wiping material using a piece of his sock, maybe a few strands of head hair, a safety pin, chewed bubble gum and the mini blow torch he conveniently had stored on his belt loop.

Or maybe the guy in the next stall could just offer him some tp, given the odd sounds coming from the other side of the wall.

Just sayin...

 

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    • Pancakes@Tiffany's

      Posted

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    • noseybutt

      Posted (edited)

      33 minutes ago, hoipolloi said:

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      Shoshanna's IG reel is so garbled it's hard to understand but she seems to be saying that, essentially, her divorce was good because she wanted it. This comports with the primary rule of the Pearls' teachings: Do as we say and not as we do.

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      Shoshannaonyoungmarriagein2022..thumb.png.1d2cc6255fe1839a3685bb51a4800caa.png

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      Edited by noseybutt
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    • Marmion

      Posted

      18 hours ago, MariaariaM said:

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      Spoiler

       

       

    • hoipolloi

      Posted (edited)

      3 hours ago, noseybutt said:

      we don't know, really, what opinion her parents had of it. I mean, we know that they are stridently anti-divorce in general terms BUT they are so two-faced that I wouldn't necessarily conclude they were anti-divorce in her situation. IOW, it's hard to know if she was going against her parents wishes or abiding by it.

      Well, we know what Mike said when James & Shoshanna married in 2004 & he seemed to think James was great then. Typically, neither Mike nor Debi has ever acknowledged Shoshanna's or Gabe's divorces, although they have been backpedaling on some of their hardline stuff in recent NGJ articles.

      Shoshanna's IG reel is so garbled it's hard to understand but she seems to be saying that, essentially, her divorce was good because she wanted it. This comports with the primary rule of the Pearls' teachings: Do as we say and not as we do.

      Re: Jeremiah's engagement. Not surprising -- and also not surprising that Shoshanna seems to have memory-holed all of her advice about not getting married too young.

      Shoshannaonyoungmarriagein2022..thumb.png.1d2cc6255fe1839a3685bb51a4800caa.png

      Jeremiah's cousin, Shalom Brand's oldest, Janelle, got married at 17 in 2022. It's what these people do. 

      Edited by hoipolloi
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    • Marmion

      Posted (edited)

      On 3/25/2024 at 12:29 PM, Cults-r-us said:

      I accidentally deleted my pic. Does anyone know what skirts-wearing fundie sect wears round, doily-ish head coverings? We saw them at a dinosaur museum. The girls had on white ones (assume single)  and the girl with kids had black, so I assume she's married

       

      Those have become rather generic among various head covering wearing Christian sects .  I have come to most commonly associate this style of headwear with the Beachy Amish-Mennonites I had played volleyball with several years ago .  I am still Facebook friends with one of the young women I'd met there , whom has since left the church . For reference,  here is a picture of one of them playing along side me .    

       

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      Edited by Marmion


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