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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Chapter 12


Maggie Mae

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Chapter 12: What It Said on the Golden Ticket

Charlie (which I pronounce in my head as Chaaaaalie, which I think is a TWOP Lost reference that I should stop doing) bursts into the cat's grandparent's room. They are eating their evening soup. Charlie shouts about finding the Golden Ticket, and finding money in the street. Everyone is silent. They think it's a joke. Charlie shows them the Golden Ticket. 

Grandpa Joe, who is not illiterate, holds the ticket up to his face, so close it's almost touching his nose. The other grandparents wait.

Grandpa Joe is excited. So excited that he jumps out of bed for the first time in 20 years.

Grandpa Joe is 96. My grandpa is 96. My grandpa, sad that my grandmother died a few years ago, found himself a new girlfriend. At 96. He still drives (though he shouldn't.) He still works around the house. Grandpa Joe is content to let people wait on him for 20 years. TWENTY YEARS. That means he took to his bed at 76, when he should have still been able to hold a job.  He let his son's wife take care of bedpans and feeding him daily for 20 years. And the second he gets something interesting in his life, he's up. He's so excited about the prospect of going to the factory that he knocks a bowl of soup into his wife's face. 

Charlie's father comes home and they have to explain the excitement. Mr. Bucket sits down and has Charlie bring him the ticket. The Golden Ticket is described as being a sheet of gold hammered to ALMOST the thinness of paper. The invitation is read to the family by Mr. Bucket. 

The invitation invites the winner to come to the factory and be the guest of Mr Willy Wonka for a whole day. When it is time to leave, the winners will be escorted home by a procession of large trucks which contain "supplies" to feed the winner and his/her household for many years. When they are gone, the winner can go back to the factory, show the ticket, and get more. There are more undescribed surprises in store for the winners. 

The first of February is when the winners must present themselves and the ticket. They can bring one or two members of their own family. 

Turns out that Charlie found the ticket on the last day of January. Good thing he lives in the same city as the Wonka Factory! 

Grandpa Joe decides HE will be the one to take Charlie. Mr Bucket wants to go, but he feels that his father is the one who "deserves to go" ... Whatever. This family is dysfunctional as hell. 

Mrs Bucket then says that Grandpa Joe should go because she can't go and leave the "other three old people all alone in bed for a whole day." She actually says that. In front of them. 

And then the paparazzi show up.  

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blessalessi

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The original text was published in '64 which dates G-Joe as having retired to his bed just before the end of WW2.

Grandpa Joe was off the scale of life expectancy in 1964.  At birth he had an average expectancy of 39.  The average Joe died age 57.  At 80 he would have been expected to have around 4 years to go. 90 was not an age that even made it into the statisticians' reports.

His renaissance at the prospect of a visit to the chocolate factory was not incomparable with the miracle of the empty tomb, FFS!!!! :D

#FreeGrandpaJoe #RespectYourFictionalElders

 

 

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OnceUponATime

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I think that that soup looks way too strong for their starving selves... And he looks way more energetic than me! I can't jump out of bed like that, and I'm nowhere near his age yet...

 

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HerNameIsBuffy

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On 4/4/2016 at 6:42 AM, OnceUponATime said:

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I think that that soup looks way too strong for their starving selves... And he looks way more energetic than me! I can't jump out of bed like that, and I'm nowhere near his age yet...

 

Cream of asparagus?  I have a great recipe for cream of asparagus soup.

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OnceUponATime

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37 minutes ago, HerNameIsBuffy said:

Cream of asparagus?  I have a great recipe for cream of asparagus soup.

ick, asparagus. That is the one thing I refuse to grow.

IIRC they are eating thinned down cabbage broth... Which wouldn't be  opaque dark green!

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HerNameIsBuffy

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6 minutes ago, OnceUponATime said:

ick, asparagus. That is the one thing I refuse to grow.

IIRC they are eating thinned down cabbage broth... Which wouldn't be  opaque dark green!

So in my head I gave them something better.  My recipe works with broccoli and cauliflower, too...I could soup those old people right up.

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