Just to be clear I'm not snarking on the looks of a child...I'm snarking on the stylists or whomever let this one go on tv with her hair like this...
I had straight, hard to style hair and as a squirmy kid had my share of haircuts with uneven bangs and god knows what kind of layers happening down the sides...but no one put me on TV like that! No one on the set for the entire time she was on the series had a brush?
For you youngsters that's Dawn Lynn, Dodie on My Three Sons (and Leif Garrett's real life sister.)
I hate the show Roseanne but I've seen every episode a zillion times since it's required by law or something, what the fuck is a loose meat sandwich?
Can't be a sloppy joe since it was something Jackie brought back from some truck stop and they acted like it was the second coming of crap on a bun. Sloppy joes are ubiquitous everywhere in the US. Besides, when they spooned it out there was no red sauce.
Seriously, what was in that stuff?
Welcome Back Kotter...there is some merit to this show. I like the running gag with the uncle jokes...and as a kid I was mad my mom wouldn't let me paint CLOSET on my closet doors. But in what universe does Gabe allow high school kids, with a median age of about 30, to climb in his windows. That's taking your work home with you before smart phones. If I'm Julie I'm slamming that window down on the first sweathog part that tries to cross the threshold.
Three's Company - what were they using on Suzanne Sommer's hair for that shine? It is really hard to get heavily bleached hair that glossy and I need to know how they did it.
Eight is Enough - not technically a sitcom but I'm already typing. It's like they went out of their way to cast kids who couldn't look less like siblings.
I'll give you maybe Joannie and Tommy and maybe David and Elizabeth - the rest of them? Nope
And I know some people don't look like family, but in what universe does the gorgeous Valerie Bertinelli share a gene pool with those two? Ann was frank about red not being her natural color and I can kind of see her being Mackenzie Phillips mom...but unless Valerie had all recessive genes I don't know what happened.
One Day at a Time still wins for catchiest theme song and I don't even care that whomp on the beat makes no sense. And she totally should have married RIchard Mazur's character when she had a chance...I liked him but she held out for Dr. Johnny Fever? Who wants that coming at ya in the middle of the night.
Also I think they would have made the worst neighbors ever...Ann and Julie were very loud and I would have had major issues. Also, way to parent letting some handyman you didn't even know at first let himself in and out of your place where you live with your underage girls. It's called a deadbolt and letter on legal stationary to the landlord.
Bewitched...Darren one was a PITA the ass at times but he adored Sam. Darren two was a giant ass and Endora should have staged some kind of intervention.