I've been behind on posting the holidays because...I get bored and find other mindless things to amuse me. So a quick catch-up:
March 20th - National Ravioli Day
March 21st - National Common Courtesy and French Bread Days
March 22nd - National Bavarian Crepes and National Goof Off Day (so like every day, sans crepes?)
shut up voice in my head..
March 23rd - ooh - big day - needs bullet points
- National Chia Day
- National Near Miss Day
- National Chip & Dip Day
- National Melba Toast Day
- National Puppy Day - no spoilers on puppies
March 24th - National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day (which I'm renaming to National That's Freaking Gross Day. Covering raisins in chocolate doesn't make them food. You fool no one, raisin people!
If you have to market it as animal poo to make it more appealing then maybe people shouldn't be eating it.
March 25th - National Lobster Newberg Day - Edited to add a rant since I looked it up. Lobster is one of the few foods that needs nothing. Okay a little garlic butter can come to the party, but it's a sacrilege to bury the perfect flavor in sauce. Look what they have done...
How is this abuse of lobster legal?
March 26th - National Nougat and National Spinach Days. I don't recommend combining those two celebrations.
Sorry but this was the best I could do - the nougat jokes don't exactly write themselves...
March 27th - Easter and National Joe Day. Most guys named Joe are awesome, and usually great looking, which is why I was SO angry when the Grandpa in Willy Wonka was named Joe. My depth of hatred for that character is near hard to contain...really just fuck that guy!!
March 28th - National Black Forrest Cake Day and National Something on a Stick Day. It is also national weed appreciation day - but in the lawn context. Otherwise why wouldn't that be April 20th, am I right?
Not sure what kind of food it is, but it's definitely on a stick