Random Neural Firings...
tm Dave Barry on the title. Just some thoughts that passed through my head today...
- I hate my master bathroom so much it's like an abusive relationship.
- I don't know why tub treads are marketed for people with kids. They are the perfect solution for everyone who loves baths.
- I hate the color beige
- Vertical blinds were designed by a committee of demons
- I have no idea what my style of kitchen sink is called
- Why does the igniter on my stove click when the outlet in the main bathroom is used?
- I need some of those storage bags where you can suck the air out with a vacuum and store extra bedding and out of season clothing flat. I've needed them for years and just keep forgetting to buy them.
- I'm afraid of fireplaces and pools, but I like the concept of both in theory.
- I do think Boston Rob was the best contestant ever to play Survivor
- The two side back cushions on the living room couch are sagging, the middle one is not. How do I encourage the cats to rotate their napping so as to ruin the couch evenly?
- I hate coffee tables, but I have to begrudgingly admit their utility.
- The fact that I do not have a canopy bed is proof my husband doesn't love me.
- I have lived carpet free for the last 9 months and it's been life changing.
- I am thinking of putting a curse on whoever installed the tub for putting the motor where it can only be serviced by Borrowers.
- Hampers are apparently more complicated than they appear.
- There is no upper age limit on Easter baskets.
- When barefoot my feet look smaller than they are due to my extremely high instep. This is a common trait among people of Penna-dutch ancestry.
- Peeps are hands down the cutest candy
- Razzles (it's a candy! It's a gum!) were awesome in the 70's - the current version is an affront to decent people everywhere.
- One of my sons came into my room yesterday before 6:00 am to tell me he hated those erasers from when he was a kid that smelled like fruit, but just tasted like eraser. Random thoughts might be hereditary.
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