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Ladies, I wrote me a manual


OnceUponATime

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What would happen if the Terms of Use on FJ were the 10 Commandments? Well it would end up a bit like this (but worded much better. God has not blessed me with the gift of the gab):

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  1. Thou shalt not use FJ without first reading the rules
  2. Thou shalt have aged at least a minimum of 18 years
  3. Thou shalt be thyself, only thyself and not let anyone take over thyself
  4. Thou shalt not hate nor show hate symbols
  5. Thou shalt not steal identities nor information from your neighbors
  6. Thou shalt not corrupt innocent eyes with NSFW data
  7. Thou shalt respect thy neighbor's privacy, even when thy neighbor is a fundie
  8. Thou shalt remember that God sees everything and what goes on in private must head the commandments laid before thee.
  9. Thou shalt have no problem with data collection, and thou shalt recognize that the internet is FOREVER
  10. Thou shalt always let Curious, the admin and the helpmeets have the last say always and forever Amen.

 

Disclaimer: This is in no way shape or form meant to be a replacement of the real ToU. If you haven't read the real one yet you should do so because it is way more comprehensive than what I wrote. My 129 words don't come close to the 2460 words someone else once wrote. And yes, I counted every single one of them ;)

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crazydaffodil

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Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.  I used FJ without first reading the rules!

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Maggie Mae

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Can I have a problem with data collection, as long as I'm aware that it's being collected and agree to it? (grudgingly?) 

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OnceUponATime

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4 minutes ago, crazydaffodil said:

I used FJ without first reading the rules!

:shock: Shame on you! I cannot offer you forgiveness because it is not mine to give.

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Maggie Mae said:

Can I have a problem with data collection, as long as I'm aware that it's being collected and agree to it? (grudgingly?) 

:tw_cookie: for you?

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Destiny

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LOL! Also, I think you are probably one of the only non-helpmeets in the history of ever to fully read the rules. I love it. 

@crazydaffodil, repent immediately!

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OnceUponATime

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@Destiny isn't that a bit of an overly harsh attitude towards the 8059 members who are all clearly law abiding and rule following people? ;) As far as I know can tell there is only one sinner here and that is @crazydaffodil  :lol:

 

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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I read the TOU when I joined, but I only remembered the general ideas within a few moments of doing so. I think I remember reading an update to the TOU at some point, as well. 2460 words kind of flowed over me after a bit. Good thing I'm not a lawyer!

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Curious

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On 3/22/2016 at 4:28 AM, OnceUponATime said:

@Destiny isn't that a bit of an overly harsh attitude towards the 8059 members who are all clearly law abiding and rule following people? ;) As far as I know can tell there is only one sinner here and that is @crazydaffodil  :lol:

 

Sadly, the ratio of people who have read the rules to ones who have not is likely hundreds:one.  One easy way to tell is the number of people who can't answer the captcha questions.  They are almost all from the rules.

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ShepherdontheRock

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I definitely remember reading the rules. I didn't want to be a n00b. I also like rules for social interactions in general so it's easier to not accidentally offend someone. Because...for me, the longer time passes the probability of me accidentally saying/doing something socially weird approaches 1.

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