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You say that I misheard you But I think you misspoke


OnceUponATime

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Every now and then my bf decides articulation is evil and shouldn't be done (That's my opinion, he might disagree). It can amusing at times.

 

Him: Down this street is where I had my first [mumble] job.

Me: Your first blow job? :shock: [pause for thinking] Your first paid job? :?

Him: Paint job. Painting for someone.

Me: oh, that makes more sense

Him: why the hell do you think I'd tell you about where my first blow job was? I'm not even sure if I know that.

 

Either I need to get my ears cleaned again or he needs to make sure he speaks clearer. Possibly both - but there has to be something wrong if I can get both blow and paid from paint.

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WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?

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My DH practices a double standard in our conversations. If I can't understand what he said, I must be losing my hearing. If he can't understand what I said, I was mumbling. It makes the idea of growing old together a teeny bit less appealing.

Maybe I need to start guessing silly things when he mumbles. At the very least, I could have some fun. :my_biggrin: 

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OnceUponATime

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5 minutes ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

Maybe I need to start guessing silly things when he mumbles. At the very least, I could have some fun. :my_biggrin: 

We have some (at least to me) very amusing guessing games. It's a bit like the telephone game, only with two people. :) I started guessing because asking "what?" sometimes increased the mumbling. At least if I'm guessing I sometimes get hints as to whether I'm heading in the right direction or not.

 

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crazydaffodil

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@OnceUponATime You and I share the same frame of mind on these things.  What was said was peanut, what I heard was penis.  I thought it was getting crowded in these gutters!  :pb_lol:

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