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Planet of the Unicorns


crazydaffodil

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Three astronauts crash down on a planet and emerge from their capsule to a world of clean air, blue skies, beautiful beaches and clear, glistening water.  The environment appears glorious, as if never destroyed by human activity.  As the three men gather themselves and brace for life on this new world, they notice that they are very alone.  They look around and see no other people or movement of any kind except for the soft waves trickling onto the sandy beach where their capsule washed up. 

They begin to explore around to see what they might do for food and habitation, when they are suddenly attacked and captured by a horde of... purple unicorns!!!  The unicorns enslave the men, who find themselves thrust into a society dominated and ruled by the horned animals.  The men try to negotiate with the unicorns that they are peaceful and hope to co-habitate, but their pleas fall on deaf ears.  They find themselves lost on...The Planet of the Purple Unicorns!

Just sayin...

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nelliebelle1197

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I cannot tell if you are a philosophical genius or stoned.

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OnceUponATime

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You've moved far beyond the knowledge in my innocent naive bubble. I had to go to urban dictionary to find out what a purple unicorn was.

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Really?

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crazydaffodil

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You all are some very sick puppies!!!  That was not where I was going with that... at all!!!

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OnceUponATime

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7 hours ago, crazydaffodil said:

That was not where I was going with that... at all!!!

:lol4: oops

I'm sorry  hiding.gif.c706d8339bb284ca86bd7b23998e2

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crazydaffodil

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It's ok.  I was more worried about you developing an obsession for penis!  Oh no!!!!

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crazydaffodil

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4 minutes ago, THERetroGamerNY said:

What did I just read?!?!?! 

I was simply going for a Planet of the Apes parody and @OnceUponATime took it in a whole different direction!!!

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OnceUponATime

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In my defense - I had no clue. :angelic-blueglow: that is one of the many many movies I have not [yet] watched. And even if I had watched it, there is a very high possibility I still wouldn't have seen the parody. Sometimes I'm [a bit] dense like that. Feel free to laugh at me. I do all the time.

 

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OnceUponATime

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don't you mean:

 

:talktothehand: in the name of :my_heart:

B4 U :tw_heartbreak:

:talktothehand: in the name of:my_heart:

B4 U :tw_heartbreak:

:think:

:think:

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