I am sure you could post the earwax on Craigslist in the personals and find a buyer.

I think this guy got it right when it comes to belly button lint (source:http://www.channelingerik.com)

Apparently someone harvests belly button lint and makes bears out of it. They get sold for $25 (and featured on Ripley's believe it or not). It's not quite as useless as you make out. I'm guessing one could use a felting technique to make something similar.

You can change the color of your earwax. Mine turned red once, it wasn't blood; it was brick dust. If you were pulverizing a lot of neon blue bricks and got the dust in your ears (not recommended) maybe, just maybe it would turn blue.

If you want to get rid of your earwax you should either make a sculpture (depending on how much you have) or warm it a bit so it is more liquid and make a monotone sketch with it I mean it's art, anything goes right?

@nelliebelle1197 do you mean to say there are people out there collecting other people's earwax? gross

That is possibly definitely one of the sickest tattoos I've ever seen. And I don't mean sick as a compliment. Also, I love how you wrote that whole little spiel and then go on to say that collecting other people's earwax is gross

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It doesn't even have an appealing color to any of it.  I mean, imagine if you wiped something out of your ear that was a bright neon blue.  That would at least be something to be excited about! 

If you do the "Color Run" all sorts of fun colors will come out of fun places for the next few days. 

2 hours ago, OnceUponATime said:

I think this guy got it right when it comes to belly button lint (source:http://www.channelingerik.com)

Apparently someone harvests belly button lint and makes bears out of it. They get sold for $25 (and featured on Ripley's believe it or not). It's not quite as useless as you make out. I'm guessing one could use a felting technique to make something similar.

You can change the color of your earwax. Mine turned red once, it wasn't blood; it was brick dust. If you were pulverizing a lot of neon blue bricks and got the dust in your ears (not recommended) maybe, just maybe it would turn blue.

If you want to get rid of your earwax you should either make a sculpture (depending on how much you have) or warm it a bit so it is more liquid and make a monotone sketch with it I mean it's art, anything goes right?

@nelliebelle1197 do you mean to say there are people out there collecting other people's earwax? gross

I am mostly saying I would not doubt it but I have no proof. You apparently can find any sort of kink on there. I am wondering if that is @crazydaffodil's kink? I guess we will never know....

Try oxyacetylene welding.  Your snot will be black for days . . . . 

Ear wax has got stuff it in it to help prevent inner-ear infections.  So that's nice.

Hmm I suppose all placental mammals would have bellybuttons, right?  I never thought about that, and I've never looked.  Most of them are quadrupedal and have more hair than humans, making the presence of a navel less obvious.

I dunno if there's a better alternative.  Humans hatching from eggs just wouldn't work for several reasons.

I really have to quit looking at this dude. Can you imagine having sex with this on a regular basis?

What an asshole.

1 hour ago, nelliebelle1197 said:

I am mostly saying I would not doubt it but I have no proof. You apparently can find any sort of kink on there. I am wondering if that is @crazydaffodil's kink? I guess we will never know....

You're right, you'll never know!  Unless it slips out in a future blog.

1 hour ago, CyborgKin said:

I suppose all placental mammals would have bellybuttons, right?  I never thought about that, and I've never looked.  Most of them are quadrupedal and have more hair than humans, making the presence of a navel less obvious.

They do indeed.

We had a puppy that developed a hernia, hence my acquisition of another random piece of trivia.

32 minutes ago, Kak said:

What an asshole.

I'm not quite sure how to take this comment. I can't read any tone in it

Btw I'm sorry if I ruined anyone's belly button fetish with my previous post.

Vaguely related: why does WebMD still say 'the function of the appendix is unknown'?  What century are they in?

19 minutes ago, OnceUponATime said:

I'm not quite sure how to take this comment. I can't read any tone in it

Btw I'm sorry if I ruined anyone's belly button fetish with my previous post.

It seemed like such an obvious joke to me. Too dry?

5 hours ago, crazydaffodil said:

You're right, you'll never know!  Unless it slips out in a future blog.

Why do I have a feeling many things slip out with you?

4 hours ago, Kak said:

It seemed like such an obvious joke to me. Too dry?

Oh, Kak...... bad girl.

1 minute ago, nelliebelle1197 said:

Why do I have a feeling many things slip out with you?

9 hours ago, AliceInFundyland said:

I really have to quit looking at this dude. Can you imagine having sex with this on a regular basis?

Thanks for this. 

7 hours ago, Kak said:

It seemed like such an obvious joke to me. Too dry?

I got it and loved it! 

@Kak I got the joke, until i overthought it. While I recognize your avi, it isn't one linked to dry humor yet so I wasn't sure.
I came up with many ways it could have been meant, including calling me an arsehole for ruining your belly button fetish.

I'm complex. 

(Another joke BTW).

I have had to explain myself on FJ before now. Usually for subtlety though, not obviousness.