Can You Smell What (Jinder)'s Cooking?

This is place where I'll be recapping attempts at making edible food and treats. 

Just a warning: I can't cook, like at all. So this should be interesting (read possibly disastrous). I'd love ideas/suggestions for easy meals from the more seasoned (pun intended) cooks. Before returning to college, I hope to be able to feed myself.

Enjoy the ride folks! Here's to hoping I don't set the house of fire.