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Because I don't opine nearly enough elsewhere.  Actually this is a weird little repository for things that amuse me...which don't always amuse other people but I'm okay with that.

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Guess why I was home sick yesterday...

Idk if one Vicodin counts as abuse, but I was drifting in and out all day...not sure one is supposed to leave you sleepy and dopey for almost 24 hours...(although how often do you get to be two dwarfs (dwarves?) at once?) Best home remedy water with as much lemon juice as you can stand.  Don't stop drinking until you show the little bastards who's boss.  And Vicodin.  

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Someone please slap me...

And remind me that I am nothing if not pragmatic.  Idk who this optimist is who is currently inhabiting my body, but if someone knows how to drive her out so I can get my cynical little soul back I'd appreciate it. (this isn't about the interview.  The job sounded even worse than in the ad, which was pretty bad already and I'm always a good interview when I give zero fucks.) So later that day, after my pleasant but useless helping a lovely woman hone her interview techniques and a driv

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Job interview...stop judging me

So I have a job interview tomorrow morning for a job I don't even want.  Well, I want it in the sense I'd like to continue receiving pay checks, but I'd really prefer to be interviewing for almost anything else.  Birthday clown.  The person from village hall who measures the height of grass blades and issues citations for lack of timely lawn care.  Crash test dummy.  But while desperately hoping for a better option (perhaps a professional leach tester to find the best bloodletters) I'm goin

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

I am not getting sick...

I woke up with a stuffy nose and the weird sore throat that starts in the top of your mouth... So I made some tea but forgot the sugar...   Ive heard rumors that some drink it like that, but I know not of these sugarless folk... Fortunately it was easy to remedy ... but... becusse im not getting sick.    

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

What is this about?

What the hell is that about?  All engaged and nothing but net ...how is this a thing? and here's a baby sloth...for happiness...

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

like therapy without leaving my house...

Here's a something not everyone knows... So... Why? That's very deep.  Why else? i mean... .. so ... I know I sound hard to like and maybe I am but... . look...people im passive aggressively snarking at .... Also... and I know my making a run for the exit right now is complicating things but.. .                

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

When I grow up...

As a mental exercise I shook off the constraints of actual education, skill, experience...you know, reality...and asked myself what I REALLY want to do for a living: SAHCryptozologist - I would look for apocryphal creatures, but within the confines of my house and the internet.  So Nessie shows up in my utility sink I'm on it. forensic anthropologist (and work with Sue Black) genius programmer Technical writer - only if it paid really well and I never had to leave my h

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

You can read by the light of me...

So several people irl have mentioned to me how happy I look lately, nice to see me so relaxed etc. Guess hiding my stress isn't my strong suit. But what was funny is two different people on seperate occasions mentioned that I was "glowing."  One said I was "absolutely glowing" and the other said "you have this radiant glow about you lately."  Kind of a werid thing to hear once, but twice?   Guess I'm not very cool st concealing happiness either... So either I've been expose

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

True meme - I had to stop myself from doing this today...

I'm Scumbag Steve? Honestly it took me hours just to get it to where I could send it to a friend for review...even though still shitty.        Brevity is freaking hard, people. The last ten years of my life really struggled against being squeezed into even two pages. Maybe I'll just go with this... or this or this. .. after all... even though... Wish we could just skip right to the interview which, if I recall, shou

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Sometimes we just need to laugh...

As bad as the world can be sometimes its important to remember to appreciate the smart and funny that make the world a better place. I love linguistics and smart humor - Zach Sherwin is awesome...    

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

And the chosen path was...

how do I feel?   im sure it's coming but I'm going to enjoy this for now. i haven't been this happy and at peace in a very long time.  Won't last, but I'll enjoy it for now.

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

This almost never happens...

I've got a lot of problems, but they are usually a variation of my subset of usual problems and I can figure stuff out.  I may get pissy about it, but I usually know what I'm should to do even if I don't want to. I'm not always right about the best course of action, but I'm usually sure I'm right at the time.  Indecision has never been an issue for me. Until now. I have a huge decision to make and need to give an answer tomorrow.  I've had 3+ weeks to over think it and I'm no clos

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Is this a weird rule 34 ...

that I don't want to know about?  Ever! So I was googling curious about what a replacement dress for Mrs. Beasley would cost  (don't judge me) and came across these...     Why are there multiple pics of her ass up, dress hiked?  Thats just not right. not enough to give you nightmares?  Here....   why do I feel like she'd disapprove if she knew I wrote this blog post?  She's gonna come and get me, isn't she?  Uh oh... Why, yes.  Yes I am Buffy...

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

A thing that makes me happy

I'm not a gardener and I'm gernerally loathe to wander off my deck or patio into the wilds of nature that is my suburban yard. which reminds me, update on my project to add a couple of lilac bushes:. They died.  I'd have been better off setting fire to the money used to buy them.  Although my husband thought he had kept one alive for a couple weeks and was quite proud of his faithful care...but turns out the bush died way early and what he was nurturing was some kind of weed.   I think

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Why do so many animals want to be the monopoly man?

Or Mr. Peanut?  Is it like a club?  I've never know a person to own a top hat unironically but now it appears my pets are the only ones in the world without formal wear?  Are Monopoly guy and Mr. Peanut super heroes in the animal kingdom? i don't have the answer but the evidence is pretty startling...      

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Guess what I'm up to?!

A little exposition for those of you unfamiliar with the joys of conducting or being the subject of an internal audit... Internal auditors ...we're the good guys.  Like your mom, we just want what's best for you. Properly conducted audits benefit everyone in the organization... Unfortunately not everyone being audited sees it that way...some are angry.... Some try to charm us... Some try to challenge us with their defiance... some try to fool us...

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

What day is it today?

On my feet cooking and cleaning all day yesterday you'd think I'd be grateful to get to work but... Realization... Acknowledging my feelings... My wish for you all... And finally...my gift to you...  

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Like nothing happened...

This morning as I was getting ready to leave for work and noticed the door to downstairs was shut, which is unusual.  (We have a split foyer house so there is a door at the bottom landing leading into downstairs.)  I go down to leave for work (door to the garage is off the family room) and who comes bounding quickly up the stairs past me heading straight for his food bowl?   Griff yelled at him once and hid under the bed - I picked Sham up to make sure he was okay and uninjured as the kids

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Sham-Wow is back!!!!

He came home this morning!  Hungry but otherwise perfect - no injuries and even his fur is clean.   Have to get ready for a meeting and need to go, but needed to let you all know!  Thanks for the love!  

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

Good thoughts requested for a cat who don't know how good they have it...

I got very little sleep last night because two of my cats (very indoor cats) got out yesterday afternoon.  They are brothers from the same litter and inseparable BFF. Having been a cat mommy for many years I knew they would be nearby and we did all the usual things - put something with my scent on the deck, called for them, had doors open so they could come home, wet food...the works.  We called for them, but during the day nothing.  Not uncommon - so a walk around at night I got a screamin

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

They lick themselves so what do they know?

This morning the cake was intact.  Mr me when downstairs to toss some laundry in and watch an episode of Stargate while I was happily asleep and when he came back up stairs....this... apparently someone had left the cake uncovered and the guilty pup ate the entire top layer.  Without pulling the plate off the counter which I'll find impressive later. so glad I spent the time making it from scratch when the majority was enjoyed by a creature that regularly licks his own ass.  I'm pretty

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

How bad does life suck when I dread Friday...

This doesn't just apply to romantic partners or family. and once you realize you've lost those things....get them back. Tomorrow.  Whatever happens else happens I'm reclaiming who I am.  With some of this... and a little of this.... I'm not proud that I've allowed myself to be broken, but I'll be damned if I'm going to stay that way. (none of the cryptic whingijng is referring to the extremely supportive!r. Buffy, either of the young Messers Buffy, or mini-Buff

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy



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