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Because I don't opine nearly enough elsewhere.  Actually this is a weird little repository for things that amuse me...which don't always amuse other people but I'm okay with that.

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I am not getting sick...

I woke up with a stuffy nose and the weird sore throat that starts in the top of your mouth... So I made some tea but forgot the sugar...   Ive heard rumors that some drink it like that, but I know not of these sugarless folk... Fortunately it was easy to remedy ... but... becusse im not getting sick.    

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

What is this about?

What the hell is that about?  All engaged and nothing but net ...how is this a thing? and here's a baby sloth...for happiness...

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

like therapy without leaving my house...

Here's a something not everyone knows... So... Why? That's very deep.  Why else? i mean... .. so ... I know I sound hard to like and maybe I am but... . look...people im passive aggressively snarking at .... Also... and I know my making a run for the exit right now is complicating things but.. .                

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

When I grow up...

As a mental exercise I shook off the constraints of actual education, skill, experience...you know, reality...and asked myself what I REALLY want to do for a living: SAHCryptozologist - I would look for apocryphal creatures, but within the confines of my house and the internet.  So Nessie shows up in my utility sink I'm on it. forensic anthropologist (and work with Sue Black) genius programmer Technical writer - only if it paid really well and I never had to leave my

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

You can read by the light of me...

So several people irl have mentioned to me how happy I look lately, nice to see me so relaxed etc. Guess hiding my stress isn't my strong suit. But what was funny is two different people on seperate occasions mentioned that I was "glowing."  One said I was "absolutely glowing" and the other said "you have this radiant glow about you lately."  Kind of a werid thing to hear once, but twice?   Guess I'm not very cool st concealing happiness either... So either I've been expose

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

True meme - I had to stop myself from doing this today...

I'm Scumbag Steve? Honestly it took me hours just to get it to where I could send it to a friend for review...even though still shitty.        Brevity is freaking hard, people. The last ten years of my life really struggled against being squeezed into even two pages. Maybe I'll just go with this... or this or this. .. after all... even though... Wish we could just skip right to the interview which, if I recall, shou

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

Sometimes we just need to laugh...

As bad as the world can be sometimes its important to remember to appreciate the smart and funny that make the world a better place. I love linguistics and smart humor - Zach Sherwin is awesome...    

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

And the chosen path was...

how do I feel?   im sure it's coming but I'm going to enjoy this for now. i haven't been this happy and at peace in a very long time.  Won't last, but I'll enjoy it for now.

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

This almost never happens...

I've got a lot of problems, but they are usually a variation of my subset of usual problems and I can figure stuff out.  I may get pissy about it, but I usually know what I'm should to do even if I don't want to. I'm not always right about the best course of action, but I'm usually sure I'm right at the time.  Indecision has never been an issue for me. Until now. I have a huge decision to make and need to give an answer tomorrow.  I've had 3+ weeks to over think it and I'm no clos

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

Is this a weird rule 34 ...

that I don't want to know about?  Ever! So I was googling curious about what a replacement dress for Mrs. Beasley would cost  (don't judge me) and came across these...     Why are there multiple pics of her ass up, dress hiked?  Thats just not right. not enough to give you nightmares?  Here....   why do I feel like she'd disapprove if she knew I wrote this blog post?  She's gonna come and get me, isn't she?  Uh oh... Why, yes.  Yes I am Buffy...

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HerNameIsBuffy

 

A thing that makes me happy

I'm not a gardener and I'm gernerally loathe to wander off my deck or patio into the wilds of nature that is my suburban yard. which reminds me, update on my project to add a couple of lilac bushes:. They died.  I'd have been better off setting fire to the money used to buy them.  Although my husband thought he had kept one alive for a couple weeks and was quite proud of his faithful care...but turns out the bush died way early and what he was nurturing was some kind of weed.   I think

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

Why do so many animals want to be the monopoly man?

Or Mr. Peanut?  Is it like a club?  I've never know a person to own a top hat unironically but now it appears my pets are the only ones in the world without formal wear?  Are Monopoly guy and Mr. Peanut super heroes in the animal kingdom? i don't have the answer but the evidence is pretty startling...      

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HerNameIsBuffy

 

Guess what I'm up to?!

A little exposition for those of you unfamiliar with the joys of conducting or being the subject of an internal audit... Internal auditors ...we're the good guys.  Like your mom, we just want what's best for you. Properly conducted audits benefit everyone in the organization... Unfortunately not everyone being audited sees it that way...some are angry.... Some try to charm us... Some try to challenge us with their defiance... some try to fool us...

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HerNameIsBuffy

 

What day is it today?

On my feet cooking and cleaning all day yesterday you'd think I'd be grateful to get to work but... Realization... Acknowledging my feelings... My wish for you all... And finally...my gift to you...  

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

Like nothing happened...

This morning as I was getting ready to leave for work and noticed the door to downstairs was shut, which is unusual.  (We have a split foyer house so there is a door at the bottom landing leading into downstairs.)  I go down to leave for work (door to the garage is off the family room) and who comes bounding quickly up the stairs past me heading straight for his food bowl?   Griff yelled at him once and hid under the bed - I picked Sham up to make sure he was okay and uninjured as the kids

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HerNameIsBuffy

 

Sham-Wow is back!!!!

He came home this morning!  Hungry but otherwise perfect - no injuries and even his fur is clean.   Have to get ready for a meeting and need to go, but needed to let you all know!  Thanks for the love!  

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

Good thoughts requested for a cat who don't know how good they have it...

I got very little sleep last night because two of my cats (very indoor cats) got out yesterday afternoon.  They are brothers from the same litter and inseparable BFF. Having been a cat mommy for many years I knew they would be nearby and we did all the usual things - put something with my scent on the deck, called for them, had doors open so they could come home, wet food...the works.  We called for them, but during the day nothing.  Not uncommon - so a walk around at night I got a screamin

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

They lick themselves so what do they know?

This morning the cake was intact.  Mr me when downstairs to toss some laundry in and watch an episode of Stargate while I was happily asleep and when he came back up stairs....this... apparently someone had left the cake uncovered and the guilty pup ate the entire top layer.  Without pulling the plate off the counter which I'll find impressive later. so glad I spent the time making it from scratch when the majority was enjoyed by a creature that regularly licks his own ass.  I'm pretty

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

How bad does life suck when I dread Friday...

This doesn't just apply to romantic partners or family. and once you realize you've lost those things....get them back. Tomorrow.  Whatever happens else happens I'm reclaiming who I am.  With some of this... and a little of this.... I'm not proud that I've allowed myself to be broken, but I'll be damned if I'm going to stay that way. (none of the cryptic whingijng is referring to the extremely supportive!r. Buffy, either of the young Messers Buffy, or mini-Buff

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

The Surreal Life, Episode 8: The Surreal Wedding

It's the final episode of The Surreal Life, which means it must be time for The Surreal Corey Feldman Wedding. Can Corey overcome the way everybody feels about him to make it a memorable evening that he will always remember whenever he remembers it? Time to say goodbye to the whole motley crew.    The Surreal Wedding. Yawn. Is everyone as excited as I am? That was rhetorical, kids. Well on with the recap... Talk about going out with a whimper rather than a bang. Jerri says that

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

The Surreal Life, Episode 7: All Corey, All the Time

Corey's wedding draws ever closer. It's morning - Corey complains. They play softball. Corey whines. Suzi, his fiancé, comes to discuss things. Corey rips into her. Yes, folks, it's all about Corey. All Corey, all the time.    With the familiarity that is beginning to breed contempt, we again greet our roommates as they wake up. Vince is in Hammer's and Manny's room to tell them he will meet them in the living room. Do you think when he is in there he looks around longingly while regretti

HerNameIsBuffy

HerNameIsBuffy

 

The Surreal Life, Episode 6: Blind Date for Brande

Brande needs a man, and the Surreal Life crew head out to find one for her. Will the one she picks be a prince or a frog? Let's just say she's still waiting for a good man. Hey, the way Corey is behaving towards his fiancé, he may soon be available again.    Can I make one plea before I start this week's recap? Nike, PLEASE stop with the epic commercials. It took me less time to read The Iliad than to watch that woman run through the streets in a quest for a pretzel readily available in t

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HerNameIsBuffy



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