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Why Does Toilet Paper Need a Commercial?

Seriously?  Who isn't buying this stuff?  It's not like we need 30 second spots to remind us, "hey, we need something in the bathroom that we can use to clean ourselves up a bit after we're done in there!"  No!  It's not like you have to send the kids out into the woods to gather up usable leafage as a suitable replacement!  Sure, there's different kinds, some thicker or softer than others, but basically, toilet paper is toilet paper!  If it's not made out of sandpaper, it's fine! Just sayi
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Who Actually Reads These?

So it comes to my attention that none of the "important people" (Donald Trump, Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton, etc.) are reading these blogs or the FJ pages.  Then why do I even bother?  I need a large napkin to wipe all the sarcasm off my face there.
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The Duggars are People Too

You know, just because the Duggar family, and other families like them, live and lead a different lifestyle, which makes them subject to ridicule, they are still human beings and worthy of basic human decency.  If you took the kind of abuse that it heaped upon the Duggars, you'd be plenty upset about it, I kid you not.  Yes, they have done some awful things, some of them illegal and disgusting, but we all have sinned and none of us are perfect.   Just sayin...
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Funny Mother Fucker

If you've seen the movie "Me, Myself and Irene," you may recall a scene early on when the boys are watching a comedy special by Richard Pryor. The boys are clearly too young for his kind of humor and language, but their response to him was "that's a funny mother fucker!" as the roar with laughter. Richard Pryor was one of the best and he had a tormented life that ended too soon for the rest of us. But the funniest guy I've ever seen was another guy whose life ended far too so
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Coming out

So I guess there has been some speculation over who I am, what I am, who I know, who I am having relations with, etc. I'm here to set the record straight so that there will be no more rumors.  I am outing myself to all of you right here, right now. I am a 418-year old vampire from Transylvania.  I will suck the blood of anyone I find delicious, including trolls. I currently possess the Gem of Amara, which allows me to walk in daylight.  APRIL FOOLS!!!! Just sayin...
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Reservations

So awhile back I get a text message from a certain doctor's office saying that I haven't been in to see them in a while, please contact us to make an appointment.  So I go to their website to find the phone number and see a big link announcement on the page saying to make an appointment request online here.  So I click on that, request a date and time and submit it.  About an hour later, I get an email from them saying that they have received my request for an appointment.  A day or two later, I
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Extraterrestrial Life

For years there has been discussion about alien life forms on Earth.  Some things just have no other rational explanation it seems.  Come on, we all know one guy like this... But what if WE are the aliens? Isn't it possible that humans aren't originally from Earth to begin with?  And the reason we search for other forms of life out there in space is because we know there are more of us somewhere? Just sayin...
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Flamethrower

Of all the inventions out there, you think about how they came up with this idea.  What was the purpose behind creating this object?  What was in the minds of these brilliant people to think we needed this thing?  An then we come to the flamethrower, which was best visited by George Carlin, who said... Just sayin...
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Sometimes the English Language Confuses Me

If a man plays with himself, it's called masturbation.  Then why when a woman play with herself is it not called mistressbation?  Furthermore, if you have someone do it for you, shouldn't that be servantbation? Sorry @Destiny, no memes for you on this one! Just sayin...
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Technological Advances

It has been nearly 50 years since the original Star Trek series began with William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy.  There's been all sorts of incredible progress made since then, including this internet thing that they said would never catch on! But have we really come that far in 50 years?  I mean, come on, no transporter beams? As long you you know the proper coordinates, this should not be a problem!!!  Okay, transporting yourself into a cement wall because your coordinates were ju
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Green Eggs and Ham

What if Sam I Am actually DID eat green eggs and ham?  We would have read to our kids about how desirable these delicacies really are!  Have you ever really tried green eggs and ham to know that they are not the best thing to eat in a car, the best treat you can have at a bar?  It just takes a little of that Irish imagination to think that anything green must be okay for consumption.   Just sayin... 
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Screw terrorists!

Sorry to bring this down to a level of seriousness, @Destiny, but I just have to say how the way things work in the world today are so messed up.  That there are actually people who think that they get the upper hand by bringing down innocent people with such crazy and ridiculous actions! Never mind the recent drama here.  The terror attacks in today in Belgium put that into perspective.  Lives were lost.  Families are ripped apart.  Innocent lives.  People who were doing nothing to provoke
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What If Eve had Eaten the Apple First?

So, you about the butterfly effect, how one action in time has a ripple effect on the next sequence of things in line and how it can impact the course of the future.  Well, just think about the impact there would have been if Eve had eaten the apple first in the Garden of Eden instead of Adam!  What kind of trickle-down effect would that have had? For one, women would have an Eve's apple in their throats!  But beyond that, would the seeds for reproduction be reversed?  Men would have menstr
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Batman vs. Superman

So I see these previews of the new movie, Batman vs. Superman, and I get to thinking, why the hell are two superheroes, working on the same side of good vs. evil, fighting each other?  This is how evil wins, by getting good to fight against and destroy good.  Reduce the good and evil builds up.  What a horrible message this is for society and forums (or is that fora?) everywhere. Just sayin...
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Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Not all cultures believe in a practice of innocence until guilt is proven, but I happen to find it the fairest way to judge a defendant. Just like when everyone was convinced that OJ Simpson killed his ex-wife and her friend, the facts that were presented did not conclusively determine his guilt.  Similarly, the "facts" presented here by some of the members have not proven a damn thing.  The fact that people would dig into a person's personal life, based solely on not believing their words
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New Diet Idea

I've come up with a great new diet that allows you to lose weight without reducing the amount of food you consume or even having to exercise.  Eat all the garbage, sugary food you want and sit on the couch all day!  You'll never have to worry about stepping on the scale again and worrying about how high or how low the numbers might read! It's all quite simple.  Your weight is determined by the amount of force being pulled to the earth by gravitational pull.  Rather than focusing on the forc
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Sarcasm font

There are so many wonderful fonts out there, all kinds of styles and shapes.  Big ones, little ones, scripted, printed, comical, childish, even bold and italic options exist.  But you know the one font that is missing?  SARCASM!   If people used this font and everyone understood what it meant, a lot of things that are said with a certain intent would no longer be misunderstood. Just sayin....
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Dentists - evil or not?

Why is it that we always dread going to the dentist?  Never mind that 99% of the reason for seeing a dentist is not for good reasons.  You just know that the one tiny problem with one tooth is going to result in root canal and laughing gas after effects!!!  It doesn't help that the guy has a master's degree in drilling with an overly large object!!! Some dentists are just demented and have that look about them that tells you "something just ain't right here!" Fortunately, I have a dent
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Making the Bed

I will admit to being lazy about doing cleanly things around the house.  When I get properly motivated though, I can do a pretty decent job of getting things in order.  It even feels good to get something accomplished once you're done and you can admire the effort you put forth to complete the task. But one thing I can't get over is making the bed.  What's the purpose?  To impress the people who are coming to see your bedroom?  Who in the world would that be?!?!  My bed isn't at some swank
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Time travel

Ah, things feel right again.  The air seems cleaner, the birds chirp louder, baseball season is just around the corner... and now, the clocks are "correct" again!!!  Daylight Savings Time is back!!! While I love having that extra hour of daylight at the end of the day, whoever came up with the idea of "Hey, just change the clock!" was brilliant.  I've tried using that with my alarm clock many mornings.  It's 7am?  No, it's not!  It's 3am now, four more hours of sleep for me!!!  Those long d
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Get to Them Early

Why is it that we can teach our kids simple, basic things when they are very young and it sticks with them forever, stuff like, "Don't suck your thumb," and "Don't run with scissors," and "Don't go in the swimming pool untiil 30 minutes after you've eaten," but we can't seem to get the message through that they should not play with guns.  A woman who promotes guns and gun safety, gets shot in the back by her 4-year old son while driving in her truck.  Another woman gets shot by her 2-year old in
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Climate change

Despite the number of scientific studies done showing that climate change due to human conditional factors actually DOES exist, many Republicans aren't buying it.  Never mind all of the factories that they want to build will pollute the air and cause more greenhouse problems.  Never mind that the Arctic ice caps are measured smaller than in the past and ocean levels are rising.  That just all happened by coincidental chance. But what if we mad climate change a real voting issue?  I mean, fo
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