If the sun does not come out on Sunday, is it really sun day? And if not, does that mean tomorrow is not Monday? Meaning I don't have to get up and go to work? And if the moon does not appear on Monday, does that really make it moon day? Thus, the next day is not Tuesday and I don't have to work that day either? I see the 3-day work week coming! Yay!!!
No sure if @HerNameIsBuffy caught this one yet, but there is a very special holiday coming up on May 2nd
That’s because it’s World Naked Gardening Day, an annual event where people are supposed to drop their drawers and get down and dirty.
Now in its 10th year, World Naked Gardening Day is traditionally celebrated the first Saturday in May.
Pervert aviators are also working on making it World Fly Your Drone Day!
At some point in time, someone had to be the one responsible for giving everything a name. Things like chairs, tables, doors, etc. Most of these are fine and unquestionable. But who was the wise guy who thought a good name for a fruit might be, say, a kumquat? WTF!!!
Ok, who measures this kind of thing? And why did they test so many farts that they came up with an average? Some people fart faster than others? Does Usain Bolt faster than everyone else? Does a person's body shape or condition dictate who has the greatest fart speed? We need to create a Fart Olympics so that the fastest farter gets his and her own gold medals, dammit!
If you were a Fart Olympic gold medalist, wouldn't you be proud to claim your owns farts and not pass them off as
A lot of people enjoy the variety of seasonal changes, especially when winter ends and spring begins, as well as the end of summer as the crisp air of autumn settles in.
To hell with that! I want summer every single day! There is nothing as depressing as the days getting shorter, temperatures getting colder, trees and other natural wonders going dead. The end of summer also means school is starting back up and that only means loads of homework and other distractions from my having f
A lot of us enjoy singing along to those pop songs we hear on the radio. Sometimes we don't always know all of the words and we either fudge it or sing the words that we think we hear. Others of us change some of the lyrics just a bit to suit our dimented senses of humor. I know I have ruined a whole host of songs over the years this way, but my favorite has to be from R.E.M. It goes something like this...
There I am, in the back seat, losing my virginity
I don't know how many times I have heard this one over the last 400 years. Obviously, the moon's reflection dulls out the intensity that it is not harmful to us. Normally, it requires direct sunlight to destroy a vamp, but there have been times when mirrors have been used to reflect the light on us and that hurts like a mo-fo because those mirrors intensify the sunlight quite a bit!
How many times has this happened to you? Just trying to put on a little lipstick and the next thing you know, you look like an infant eating creamed beets!
I am amazed by those women who can apply their entire makeup in a moving vehicle, given the bumps, the turns, the speed ups and slow downs. I'm surprised they don't poke an eye out or come out of it painted up like The Joker!
MacGyver was so resourceful, I'm thinking he probably would not have taken a shit until he found a better alternative. However, given this unfortunate situation, I'm sure he would have stitched together some for of wiping material using a piece of his sock, maybe a few strands of head hair, a safety pin, chewed bubble gum and the mini blow torch he conveniently had stored on his belt loop.
Or maybe the guy in the next stall could just offer him some tp, given the odd sounds coming from the
So I' watching television last night and an ad comes on for this show called "Chasing Destiny." I'm thinking, really, they are going to follow @Destiny around and make a show about her daily routine and stuff? Then I find it's just this:
Some kind of talent search show. So disappointed. I was thinking something more like this:
Credit here goes to Wikipedia...
Toe cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's toes in shoes that are cut low enough at the vamp.
The implied sexual aspects also come into play for some. Dominatrix Claudia Varrin references the attraction to "stiletto pumps with the low vamp" that allow "lots of toe cleavage". And Frederick's of Hollywood has promoted open-toe shoes as "sexually suggestive" due to the toe cleavage.
Does anyone really find that tiny exposed crack between
You know, this forum is presented as a place to snark on the Fundies and their practices and ideas. It's not about snarking, or worse, on each other! We just get over the emotional roller coaster of one drama and then another one starts! Can't we all just be kind to each other, thoughtful of one another's feelings, and stop with the hurtful rhetoric?
So I open up my bills and go to pay them and I come to one piece of mail and open it up. The invoice is there, but the return envelope mentioned on the invoice is not there.
Now the question becomes, do I make this payment or do I charge them for their oversight? If I make a mistake or pay late, I get billed an additional fee. How does their error not afford me to do the same to them? Do I take it to the post office and ask them to please return to sender? Maybe I should just write on
I've never heard this one before...
Some people must never sleep then because I'm sure someone is dreaming about them regularly. I suppose if you really wanted to get back at somebody and keep them from sleeping, you could train yourself to dream about them.
Or maybe it's just because when you do fall asleep, this is what YOU dream of!
You know those times when you stub a toe, or you've had a high anxiety day and just nothing seems to go right, or when you slice your finger with a kitchen knife, and the only way to express yourself is with at least one foul language word? You need something that allows you to vent out and screaming out "fluffy pink tissue!" just doesn't get it done. When that bowling ball lands on your foot, you have to let out an agonizing string of obscenities that would embarrass even the roughest of sail