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Political Rant? Okay, More Like Donald Trump Bashing

I try not to impose my political views on people, as I respect everyone's right to make a formulated, rational decision all on their own, without input from me.  But these people who support, idolize, worship and plan to vote for Donald Trump for President of the United States, well, they've just done lost their freakin minds!!!! Imagine a President Trump, if you will...  Sorry, I'll give you a moment to regain your senses and realize that this is just a hypothetical situation.... Okay

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Free At Last, Part 2

Some days, you just don't wanna...  Sometimes, it involves wearing underwear.  There's just that one day where we say we're going to fly free and be as we are without restrictions.  Ummmm, sometimes ya gotta rethink that idea before you decide to do something else!   Just sayin...

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Which Way Does It Spin?

I was just wondering, since water spins down the drain in a clockwise motion in the Northern Hemisphere, but it spins the other direction in the Southern Hemisphere, shouldn't clocks go the opposite direction there are well??? Just sayin....

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Androgynous Pat

I want to be more like Pat... Remember this character from Saturday Night Live?  No one knew if Pat was male or female.  No one could stop you from using either bathroom.  Line too long for the ladies room?  Just go use the mens room instead.  Are the toilets in the mens room a filthy mess?  Try the ladies room instead.  Just sayin...

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If You've Got it, Flaunt It

So 19-year old model, Bella Hadid, showed up at the Cannes Film Festival in this very revealing dress... Not only does she have the looks and figure to pull off this look, but she has the confidence in herself to wear it in public, sans underwear! I know when I was 19, I did not have anywhere near this kind of confidence!  Back then, I was still spelling my name Cray-zee, just because I did not know who I really was as of yet.  But this woman appears completely comfortable in thi

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There's Still Hope for the Dickless

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html?_r=0 This is the story about a man in Massachusetts who lost his penis and genitals because of cancer.  He lived four years without them and has now been given a transplanted penis. So maybe there is still hope for you, Donald Trump, Josh Duggar, Mike Huckabee, (insert name here) Just sayin...

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Earth Sandwich

Think about that for a second.  Imagine an alien being large enough to actually consume such a sandwich.  And would said being really want the contents of said sandwich?  Wouldn't it really need a huge helping of condiments?  "There isn't enough plutonium in existence that would make me want to eat that!" Just sayin...

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Bathroom Etiquette

Does this bother anyone else?  I mean, when you see people using the handicapped stall for no other reason than because it is "the Cadillac of toilets?"  And just how much toilet paper does one person really need?  When I hear the person in the next stall hitting the roll 10, 11, 12 times, I gotta wonder what they are cleaning up over there!  Did Chernobyl strike again? Just sayin....

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When Math is Not Your Strong Suit

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/the-girlfriend-in-this-video-gets-a-hilarious-maths-lesson/news-story/94ae5f851ee7d644282ff98c96c0f1b0 This video just cracks me up! Just sayin...

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If You Can Afford It...

This from elle.com... This is not a drill.  It's a dildo. For a cool $15,000 (or maybe warm? I don't know, according to the comments, because the dildo is made of a precious metal, it conducts heat, which sends Jean "OVER THE MOON"), you too can own the 24-karat gold plate dildo Gwyneth Paltrow recommends in the "Not-So-Basic-Sex Toys" story in the Sex Issue of goop. If $15K seems a little steep for a sex toy―which, can you really put a price on self-love, people?―you co

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Darwin Award Nominee

Piercings?  Ok.  Tattoos?  Not a fan, but ok.  You want to dye your hair hunky colors or paint your nails in gothic or vibrant designs, be my guest!  But this, this is just so may forms of wrong! Rumor has it that a gang member in Los Angeles attempted to gold plate his own testicles and died from it.  Now, I've heard these stories before and they've been proven false.  This one most likely is as well, but still, why would anyone even think to do this?  I get that some people enjoy pain and

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Happy Mother's Day!

A special shout out to all you mothers out there!  It's not an easy job sometimes and you go unappreciated at other times.  So here's to you, moms, and thank you for being who you are! And a special nod goes to the guys out there, without whom their contributions would not have made mothers out of those women!  Just sayin...

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The Dark Side

Kind of catchy, don't ya think?  Although, seeing Darth Vader in this state makes you wonder about the woman that had sex with that (yes, I know the real story behind it). Just sayin...

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