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Penis envy?

Seems to be a lot of mention of male reproductive organs lately, both here and in the Republican debates.  Does size really matter?  Does even having such a slab of muscle mean anything? Sure, this site is heavily visited and used by women to express thoughts and ideas.  But if a male steps in and says something that goes against the grain, instead of being called out on it, as would be done with a female user, he gets raked over the coals.  It's as if the women of the Amazons have declared

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Androgynous Pat

I want to be more like Pat... Remember this character from Saturday Night Live?  No one knew if Pat was male or female.  No one could stop you from using either bathroom.  Line too long for the ladies room?  Just go use the mens room instead.  Are the toilets in the mens room a filthy mess?  Try the ladies room instead.  Just sayin...

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Go Topless Day

Today marks the 9th Annual Go Topless Day! To find a parade near you, here is the website with a list of locations: http://gotopless.org/gotopless-day Just sayin...

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Useless Human Body Stuff

What is with ear wax, toe jam and belly button lint?  Are there any more worthless things our bodies could create?  You can't even collect the stuff and make something good from it.  Who wants to buy this collection of grungy ear wax I've been saving since 1978???  It's not like you can decorate it and hang it on your wall.  It doesn't even have an appealing color to any of it.  I mean, imagine if you wiped something out of your ear that was a bright neon blue.  That would at least be something

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World Naked Gardening Day

No sure if @HerNameIsBuffy caught this one yet, but there is a very special holiday coming up on May 2nd That’s because it’s World Naked Gardening Day, an annual event where people are supposed to drop their drawers and get down and dirty. Now in its 10th year, World Naked Gardening Day is traditionally celebrated the first Saturday in May. Pervert aviators are also working on making it World Fly Your Drone Day!  Just sayin...

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All Lives Matter

I have nothing against the Black Lives Matter movement.  Nor do I have anything against Blue Lives Matter.  But when I get called out for suggesting that ALL lives matter because it "belittles" these causes, that's when I get upset.  I don't care what color your skin is, what religion you believe in, what your gender or sexual preference is, if you treat people with basic human respect and decency, your life matters! Until we all start acting like humans and stop labeling each other, a

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Why Does Toilet Paper Need a Commercial?

Seriously?  Who isn't buying this stuff?  It's not like we need 30 second spots to remind us, "hey, we need something in the bathroom that we can use to clean ourselves up a bit after we're done in there!"  No!  It's not like you have to send the kids out into the woods to gather up usable leafage as a suitable replacement!  Sure, there's different kinds, some thicker or softer than others, but basically, toilet paper is toilet paper!  If it's not made out of sandpaper, it's fine! Just sayi

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RIP Harambe

On this Memorial Day in the United States, I want to remember Harambe, a rare western lowland gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo, who was shot and killed by zoo staff to save a 4-year old boy who had slipped into the gorilla enclosure.  Zoo officials say tranquilizing the gorilla would have been too slow and a staggering 400-pound animal could have stumbled and/or fallen on the boy.  Commotion from the crowd made the animal more agitated.  However, it appeared the animal was trying to protect the chi

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Screw terrorists!

Sorry to bring this down to a level of seriousness, @Destiny, but I just have to say how the way things work in the world today are so messed up.  That there are actually people who think that they get the upper hand by bringing down innocent people with such crazy and ridiculous actions! Never mind the recent drama here.  The terror attacks in today in Belgium put that into perspective.  Lives were lost.  Families are ripped apart.  Innocent lives.  People who were doing nothing to provoke

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Bathroom Etiquette

Does this bother anyone else?  I mean, when you see people using the handicapped stall for no other reason than because it is "the Cadillac of toilets?"  And just how much toilet paper does one person really need?  When I hear the person in the next stall hitting the roll 10, 11, 12 times, I gotta wonder what they are cleaning up over there!  Did Chernobyl strike again? Just sayin....

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The Duggars are People Too

You know, just because the Duggar family, and other families like them, live and lead a different lifestyle, which makes them subject to ridicule, they are still human beings and worthy of basic human decency.  If you took the kind of abuse that it heaped upon the Duggars, you'd be plenty upset about it, I kid you not.  Yes, they have done some awful things, some of them illegal and disgusting, but we all have sinned and none of us are perfect.   Just sayin...

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Reservations

So awhile back I get a text message from a certain doctor's office saying that I haven't been in to see them in a while, please contact us to make an appointment.  So I go to their website to find the phone number and see a big link announcement on the page saying to make an appointment request online here.  So I click on that, request a date and time and submit it.  About an hour later, I get an email from them saying that they have received my request for an appointment.  A day or two later, I

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Happy Mother's Day!

A special shout out to all you mothers out there!  It's not an easy job sometimes and you go unappreciated at other times.  So here's to you, moms, and thank you for being who you are! And a special nod goes to the guys out there, without whom their contributions would not have made mothers out of those women!  Just sayin...

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If You've Got it, Flaunt It

So 19-year old model, Bella Hadid, showed up at the Cannes Film Festival in this very revealing dress... Not only does she have the looks and figure to pull off this look, but she has the confidence in herself to wear it in public, sans underwear! I know when I was 19, I did not have anywhere near this kind of confidence!  Back then, I was still spelling my name Cray-zee, just because I did not know who I really was as of yet.  But this woman appears completely comfortable in thi

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Innocent Until Proven Guilty

Not all cultures believe in a practice of innocence until guilt is proven, but I happen to find it the fairest way to judge a defendant. Just like when everyone was convinced that OJ Simpson killed his ex-wife and her friend, the facts that were presented did not conclusively determine his guilt.  Similarly, the "facts" presented here by some of the members have not proven a damn thing.  The fact that people would dig into a person's personal life, based solely on not believing their words

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Sometimes the English Language Confuses Me

If a man plays with himself, it's called masturbation.  Then why when a woman play with herself is it not called mistressbation?  Furthermore, if you have someone do it for you, shouldn't that be servantbation? Sorry @Destiny, no memes for you on this one! Just sayin...

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Batman vs. Superman

So I see these previews of the new movie, Batman vs. Superman, and I get to thinking, why the hell are two superheroes, working on the same side of good vs. evil, fighting each other?  This is how evil wins, by getting good to fight against and destroy good.  Reduce the good and evil builds up.  What a horrible message this is for society and forums (or is that fora?) everywhere. Just sayin...

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Toe Cleavage

Credit here goes to Wikipedia... Toe cleavage is the partial exposure of a woman's toes in shoes that are cut low enough at the vamp. The implied sexual aspects also come into play for some. Dominatrix Claudia Varrin references the attraction to "stiletto pumps with the low vamp" that allow "lots of toe cleavage".  And Frederick's of Hollywood has promoted open-toe shoes as "sexually suggestive" due to the toe cleavage. Does anyone really find that tiny exposed crack between

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Winds of Change

Ok, who measures this kind of thing?  And why did they test so many farts that they came up with an average?  Some people fart faster than others?  Does Usain Bolt faster than everyone else?  Does a person's body shape or condition dictate who has the greatest fart speed?  We need to create a Fart Olympics so that the fastest farter gets his and her own gold medals, dammit! If you were a Fart Olympic gold medalist, wouldn't you be proud to claim your owns farts and not pass them off as

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Celebration for doing your job

We should all be more like NFL football players.  Why do I say that?  Because every time they execute a play, like they are paid handsomely to do, they celebrate like the clock just struck midnight on New Year's Eve!  They point, they strut, the high five, and they dance.  Boy do they dance!  They must think those tight uniform pants showing off all 300 pounds of their junk in the trunk maes them somehow adorable.  But wait, perhaps this somehow gets you started on a second career.  Take fo

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