It's currently 70 degrees here in Iowa right now. The normal temperature is about half that. Plus it's getting really windy around here and we have a tornado watch going. They're forecasting strong winds this evening around dinner time.
Wishing I had a dollar for every time I burped on my back porch after dark and set off a neighbor's dog. The best part is that I'm sure everyone think it's my BF and not me, because it's surely not possible such a huge noise could come out of my body.