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Game of Thrones Reread: Eddard II

Chapter 12: Eddard II Lord Eddard Stark and King Robert Baratheon ride horses and reminisce. Eddard receives a letter.   Location: South of Winterfell   Characters Present: Alyn: I have no idea who this is. I’m guessing a member of Eddard’s household guard. Lord Eddard Stark: Lord of Winterfell. Married to Catelyn. Father to five or six Stark children, Tony Stark not included at this time. Robert Baratheon: King of Westeros. Some

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae

Just another Sunday night

Hmmmmmmmmm an interesting but uneventful night. Bra talk Eye prescriptions Sugar (raw v white v I don't know what) J and J Counting On... on which, Anna was looking great and seeming sincere in her lines Career advice Poodle skirts - do/did they exist? Birthday celebrations or non celebrations Welcome to the new people who dropped in - please feel free to come back and visit!  

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Elephants and boobs

You should visit chat.......... you missed some awesome stuff. Identity theft Mr Potato Head (and his bucket of parts) AND his origins Democratic debate "Are nipples supposed to leak?" "Why are people so mean to bisexuals?" "I have very lumpy boobs" Star Wars Organ harvesting Bowing down to FS' singing ability "Do elephants eat ass?"   Yes, yes they do. Caffeine Favorite vacation locales Cruises - pros and cons The OG Wiggle

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Yeah, we typed that

Christmas jammies "Crunchy panties sound awful" "I'm about to punch some motherfucker in the throat" "Where will I put my chickens?" Tiny House Hunters (the houses, not the hunters) Our personal WWYD moments - heartbreaking "My boobs don't even get wet" The condom scenarios "What kind of gross food?" "I don't mean up the butt!" Olympic village sexcapades "TBH I just need some dick" Nudes in chat?        

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Are we ready for a weekend?!

"The rod is bowing and I know it is going to snap" "I still pronate a lot" Workout preferences Aquabike is not what you think it is "Gimme a ray gun" Animal quarantines Dry heat v humidity Wood stoves: pros and cons Fabric See you soon!

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Game of Thrones Reread: Daenerys II

Chapter 11: Daenerys   Daenerys is wed to Khal Drogo.       Characters Present:   Daenerys Targaryen: a princess, sold to Khal Drogo for who knows what. Thirteen.   Khal Drogo: Drogo is his name, Khal is his title. People naming their chi

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae

Rump : EoW wins the internets

Surrogacy "Pools, drinky poos and thighs" - sounds like Destiny is in vacation mode already MM1 has an awesome title - ask her about the story that goes with it "A plushy with a battery operated vibrator and a squeeker" Dog kazoos MM1 is training for an Olympic trialathon in Hawaii Some families know how to put the fun back in dysfuntional "I happen to like my bajinga flapping in the wind" Manspreading Whether we shave - or not "It doesn't itch i

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Game of Thrones Reread: Jon II

Chapter 10: Jon II Jon says “good bye” to Winterfell, and gives Arya a gift. Characters Present: Jon Snow: “Son” of Lord Stark. Lady Catelyn is not his mother. Ghost: Jon’s direwolf. Not exactly a pet. Bran: Jon’s younger ½ brother. Has been in a coma since his fall. Has lost a lot of weight. Lady Stark (Catelyn Tully Stark): Ned Stark’s wife. She h

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae

I can't be your taxi, because I am in the Mafia now

Fabric Weather What's on your TV? (And... a brief recap from Monday night... didn't post a gem... "snowmen with a box"  "anaconda" and "pork sword") Chat is now upgraded to Mafia status.  Sans frequent flier miles or random horse heads in your bed Delicious neighbors "I had no idea you swing that way" Debate groaning Soap making Secret Mafia code: clishmaclaver "The headless shepherd is not cute" Reddit Green salsa "Trump in 3 Game

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

36 at the climax

Homeschooling #duggarpullout2k16 ps starts a new career as a stand up comic Dog hips All Hail The Amazing Buzzard for the awesome recap!!! Political chat Derp = knowledge Math Star Wars

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Crampons ....sherpas...

Fabric overlaod Mary Poppins or Pary Moppins (cue Perry Mason theme here) Wu-Tang Petticoats with red ruffles Inappropriate Xmas displays  - something about a six foot weiner? Kimchi: stew, tacos, burritos Silver Bells w Steve Martin FOE= do you know what is is?  Chat Clique™ does! Political stuff Health ins stuff Crampons Sherpas So much other awesomeness, please add what I missed!  

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Plucking or shaving

Silly pet nicknames JTTH dramarama Cat chat™ Random body hairs in the wrong places Clique™ "Don't lube the door" Mango?TomatoTOE? Tomahto? Free wifi at a strip club?! UL and DL shrimp Food allergies/triggers "Antibacterial everything is not good for you" Night!  

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Big buts...not the kind you are thinking of

Chopped Soda/pop wars Water resouces Cereal faves "ps frowns loudly" Dr Grumpy Parents/children/siblings Degrees/shmegrees Dating websites "I was thinking a big yak yoked to a mini goat" "The but (not butt) tells the tale ASL Welcome to the weekend, folks!

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Stay classy, San Diego

Grocery stores PW v Martha Cutthroat Kitchen Weather Coat options Purses World travel "Chat is a privilege, not a right" Zsu= Google "are they all yours?" "He didn't mean to stab a cop - he thought it was someone else he was trying to kill" "This is fascingtingy" Chocolate Carmen, not Miranda, nor of the Carmen San Diego types Sci Fi I got booted somehow and missed out on the rest of the frivolities. See you soon!  

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Breathe Your Way To Orgasm™

Job interviews Clothes/styles Dept stores Pinterest Xmas decor wars (TLC, here is a gimme!) Disney Bacon (of course) Fundie predictions from last year "This chat is thread drift on steroids and cocaine" Fundie updates - oooh so much Fundie info Baby fever (it needs more cowbell!) Sugarland is not an all girl band Children: puke/poop - all the fun! "A breathing orgasm" Mark from 90 Day Fiance (totally no O there) Nighty ni

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

It's Friday, Friday...... gotta get down on Friday!

Joint cracking How to hide/bury a dead body "You have to make $ to have $" Civil uprisings Pantone color of the year - really?! The future FJ Canadian compound - jurisdictions have been assigned - but no one wants laundry "Woosh is on potties" Blue waffles - don't Google it UD things to not look at WoW and other gaming options POUTINE Fuckaduck Buttons are eye traps, unless you are Raggedy Ann, and then they are.... just eyes "I've always wondered how penises go into pants" "Why do

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

Almost the weekend

San Berdoo again Politics Wiz Weather MJ/music Arrow Death "I'm VRYING" Sos claims to be uptight Cooking disasters "We are really failing at running a clique here people" "Did no one write down the password?" Cheese New MMs "Who took the LSD tonight?" Germany "The Wiz sucks" 200 pound 11 year olds "I am making good life choices tonight" "I love MJ and Diana Ross" CAH... and that was that.

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

A Game of Thrones Reread: Tyrion I

  Chapter 9: Tyrion I Tyrion Lannister stays up all night reading and eats breakfast.   Characters Present: Tyrion Lannister – a dwarf. Likes to read Chayle – a septon Sandor Clegane – has a rasping voice. Also called the Hound. Joffrey Lannister – terrible human being. Teenager. Kind of the sam

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae

Hump Day Happenings

Well, San Berdu.  Sombering.  We will figure it out... Flashlights mistaken for fleshlights.  Um, not the same thing. Computer woes. Hire hot Japanese guys to wipe away your tears. How we found our way to FJ (humming the "Do you know the way to San Jose" song.) Tomato staking parenting. Parent/kid sleeping arrangements. "Time to make the donuts." "MM was a UM." Have a good night.   Lock the doors.   Sleep tight.  

MarblesMom

MarblesMom

A Game of Thrones Reread: Bran II

Chapter 8: Bran II Bran Stark is bored, as most of the men and older boys left Winterfell to go hunting. Bran experiments with voyeurism and is defenestrated. Location: Winterfell Characters: Bran Stark Cersei Lannister Jaime Lannister Recap: Bran wanders about the castle, bored and lonely. His brothers and most of the men are hunting with the King. He tries to say his farewells to the staff who were staying in Winterfell. He sees his pony in his stall and realizes that it’s not hi

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae

Game of Thrones Reread: Arya I

Chapter 7:  Arya I   Arya learns that life isn’t fair. Robb and Joffrey are not fast friends.     Location: Winterfell Characters in this chapter: Arya – daughter of Lord Eddard Stark and Catelyn Tully/Stark. Brown hair, long solemn face. Good at figures and horse riding. Sansa – Arya’s older sister. Can sew, dance, sing. Writes poetry, knows how to dress. Plays the high harp and the bells. Beautiful (according to Arya). High cheekbones, thick auburn hair, Septa Mordane – bony face,

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae

Game of Thrones Reread: Catelyn II

Chapter 6: Catelyn II Catelyn and Ned enjoy some post-coital conversation/arguing. Maester Luwin shows up with a mysterious box with a message for Catelyn.   Location: Catelyn’s bedchambers in Winterfell   Characters Present: Catelyn Stark – wife of Eddard Stark. Eddard “Ned” Stark – Lord of Winterfell. Desmond – I have no idea who this guy is. A named guard, maybe? This is the second mention of him, no description or anything. Maester Luwin – small grey man. Gr

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae

Game of Thrones Reread: Jon I

Chapter 5: Jon I Jon Snow gets drunk and tries to join the Night Watch. Tyrion does gymnastics.  Characters Present  Jon Snow Lord Stark Cersei Lannister/Baratheon King Robert Baratheon - Jon describes him as disappointing, red-faced, fat, drunk, sweating.   Rickon - a child of three Robb - wearing grey wool trimmed with white Princess Myrcella - eight, thin, golden curls Arya Stark Tommen - white blond hair Sansa Crown Prince Joffrey Baratheon - Twelve, taller than Robb Stark and

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae

Game of Thrones Reread: Eddard I

Chapter 4: Eddard I Two wealthy powerful men literally enter a crypt and make a deal. They do not leave. (Metaphorically. They leave, just not on screen.) List of Characters Present: Eddard “Ned” Stark Ser Jaime Lannister – hair as bright as beaten gold. Twin to Cersei Lannister Sandor Clegane – burned face Crown Prince – Tall Tyrion “Imp” Lannister – stunted little man King Robert Baratheon – 6’6”, wears too much perfume, has a girth to match his height. Cersei Lan

Maggie Mae

Maggie Mae



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