Keller Wedding Live Streamed Today 1:30pm Watch & Talk

[theologygeek]

Be on your best behavior and don't dress like a jezebel. We're going to a wedding. davidlovespriscilla dot com

[pastaswife]

I don't go to weddings with no free booze

[PBrooke]

It's BYOB - from our perspective, anyway.

[PBrooke]

PS If anyone knows how to record this (haha, I originally typed "tape"), I would greatly appreciate it, as I'm not sure I'll be able to see the whole thing.

[theologygeek]

I don't go to weddings with no free booze

Crack open your own bottle and pretend it's open bar.

[theologygeek]

PS If anyone knows how to record this (haha, I originally typed "tape"), I would greatly appreciate it, as I'm not sure I'll be able to see the whole thing.

I have a program that records. I will try it when the stream starts. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't.

[donks]

UP OH! I chopped 12 inches off my hair yesterday, I bet I won't be allowed to watch it!

[theologygeek]

UP OH! I chopped 12 inches off my hair yesterday, I bet I won't be allowed to watch it!

heathen

[Jessica]

Transvestite. Gosh, how will anyone tell you're a woman now? What is going to draw attention to your countenance?

[kelseyjhale]

jsutt wear a fucking suit theologygeek i wont tell the pastor :D

[GeoBQn]

This will be my first live-stream fundie wedding. How long do they usually last? Husband is occupied with computer games in the other room, so I don't think he'll notice my absence.

[theologygeek]

jsutt wear a fucking suit theologygeek i wont tell the pastor :D

I have a blanket on. I'm cold. lol

[PBrooke]

In retrospect, I'm surprised fundies haven't embraced the Snuggie as the official uniform.

[theologygeek]

This will be my first live-stream fundie wedding. How long do they usually last? Husband is occupied with computer games in the other room, so I don't think he'll notice my absence.

This was the other one that was live streamed and watched here. http://robertloveskendalyn.com/wedding-video/ That was about an hour. The thread was hilarious.

[theologygeek]

In retrospect, I'm surprised fundies haven't embraced the Snuggie as the official uniform.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lainey]

I don't understand live-streaming your wedding. Is this a fundie thing?

[kelseyjhale]

ive-stream fundie wedding virgin too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im going tanktop and shorts lol!!! make smuggar have an erection lol "fuck this im going liberal" :D

[Boogalou]

This will be my first live-stream fundie wedding. How long do they usually last? Husband is occupied with computer games in the other room, so I don't think he'll notice my absence.

Me too! I am excited. I will be wearing sweatpants, a hoodie and fuzzy socks to the wedding. This is appropriate wedding attire, right? And while watching I will be eating lunch and writing an essay, which is quite obviously appropriate wedding watching activities.

[kelseyjhale]

we should make a drinking game outta this :D

[PBrooke]

I am still wearing flannel pajamas with pawprints on them - clearly signifying man's dominion over the animals.

[holierthanyou]

I am still wearing flannel pajamas with pawprints on them - clearly signifying man's dominion over the animals.

I lust after your godliness.

[xReems]

we should make a drinking game outta this :D

Any time they say "sweet", "fellowship" and "Lord", we take a sip of our drink. I would say shot, but we would be completely plastered about 5 minutes into the wedding.

If Josh sings during anytime the ceremony, I have no problem being plastered by then.

[slickcat79]

I have on my longest skirt and matching flipflops. Clearly you heathens are not taking this blessing in the right spirit :snooty:

I just hope I don't defraud in my wild 'n crazy nail polish. It's nude shimmer :o

[PBrooke]

I bet a lot of it will be speeches, so I bet we'll hear "submit" or "Godly submission" a lot. Also maybe the word "charge."

[kelseyjhale]

If Josh sings during anytime the ceremony.........

WE GO TO JAGER SHOTS!!!