Bro Gary Hawkins 5: Preaching From The Basement In Bed

[General Jinjur]

Ok folks, here's the  beautiful display of papsacrotchy. Gonna go fix myself a drank and get ready for the show.

Spoiler

 

[MarblesMom]

This live feed is going to be epic.

[Fruitcake]

Who is watching this jewry with me, folks?

[MarblesMom]

Apparently there are only 9 people watching... Popsarottsee.

[Fruitcake]

1 minute ago, MarblesMom said:

Apparently there are only 9 people watching... Popsarottsee.

*waves*

This is pitiful. Am I going to have to buy something just to keep them enabled and the entertainment coming? 

[Nikedagain?]

Oh LORTTT.  I'm watching. 

Oh Becky. What led you to this place? 

Gary hovering and interjecting in the background is not helping business. 

Also, long necklaces (to the BELLYBUTTON) are slimming, according to Becks. 

 

[Tim-Tom Biblethumper]

One sold!  Is this gonna continue 'til everything is gone?  It could go on for days.

[Fruitcake]

2 minutes ago, Tim-Tom Biblethumper said:

One sold!  Is this gonna continue 'til everything is gone?  It could go on for days.

I popped Brother Gary's papparutsky cherry. It was alcohol-induced but I REGRET NOTHING. I've already gotten 5 dollars worth of hallelujers. 

[General Jinjur]

Is everyone who's watching one of us? 

[Ms. Squishels]

3 minutes ago, Fruitcake said:

I popped Brother Gary's papparutsky cherry. It was alcohol-induced but I REGRET NOTHING. I've already gotten 5 dollars worth of hallelujers. 

This made me laugh out loud!  Did he scream HAYMAYUN??

[Fruitcake]

Just now, Ms. Squishels said:

This made me laugh out loud!  Did he scream HAYMAYUN??

It was a little delayed for my liking considering I was his first, but I'll take it.

[MarblesMom]

Dallin Bagley... Dallin Bagley...  whoever you are.... OMG you are crackin me up.

[Nikedagain?]

He is practically orgasmic (sorry sisses) about the huge volume of sales! 

I <3 Dallin Bagley

[Gimme a Free RV]

The kid in the background was trying to read Dallin Bagley's comment and Gary was trying to help decipher it! LOL!

 

OK, sisses, which one of you is Sis Bagley?

[griffin]

i'm watching. what is up with dallin bagley??? holy cow

[Gimme a Free RV]

Gary missed his real calling.  He should have been an auctioneer.

[Tim-Tom Biblethumper]

Uh oh...Gary is asking for Mrs Dallin.  

 

[Carol]

Sorry, I'm not liking Dallin Bagley.  STFU and give Becky a chance.

[Gimme a Free RV]

Darn.  No tates now. 

[luv2laugh]

I'm pretty sure I heard a HAYMAYUN in the very beginning. I think sis Becky is pretty and doing a good job. She's out of Gary's league.

[Tim-Tom Biblethumper]

1 minute ago, Gimme a Free RV said:

Darn.  No tates now. 

What is he talking about?  And tatoos?    

Jodi must be Becky's upline.

 

[Gimme a Free RV]

What is it with GARY AND FEET?

Yes, I believe Jodi is the upline.

[Black Aliss]

I can't watch this. It's like laughing at the developmentally disabled. That blanket backdrop. WTF? And, wouldn't it make more sense to model each piece of jewelry instead of holding it up to the camera and only showing part of it because the camera is too close? Or, y'know, take nice photos of each piece and put them on Instagram instead of this shitshow. I see Gary still has some involuntary arm movements. 

Jodi needs to do some serious coaching here if she wants a cut of GaryNBecky's windfall.

[Nikedagain?]

23 minutes ago, Black Aliss said:

Jodi needs to do some serious coaching here if she wants a cut of GaryNBecky's windfall.

There's an upline on $5 jewelry?? 

I agree, Becks is better than this. We need to get a hold of her and work on that self esteem! 

It was hard to watch after a while. Gary is convinced he's going to make it big with this...

[Gobsmacked]

Pleeeeeeeeeeeese can a kind Sis post the video later?????????

Im away from home and having to find free wi-fi connections to catch up.

(A big shout out to Starbucks!!!!!!! For their Wi-fi.)