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Well, they sold another 4 pieces of jewelry.  And he's back pushing his toothpaste at $20.00 a tube that can be purchased on Amazon for as little as $11.97 plus free shipping.

What a monster intellect.

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43 minutes ago, MayMay1123 said:

Passing some albuterol...

Ok Folks

In the Jrod threads you chug a drink every time someone says "but this is Jill we're talking about" *chugs coffee* and now I see we need to put together albuterol supplies to head off laughter induced asthma. What are these fundies doing to us :my_biggrin: !! Have been lurking and loving it. 

Sis Dancing - has albuterol to share during allergy season and several drinks of choice in all seasons 

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I’m going to have night terrors of Gary lurking on the edge of my vision, floating in and peering down on me.  Creepy as fuck.  Bless Becky she tried really hard.

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Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese can a kind sister stop laughing for a wee minute and post Bro Gary's  sales video??????

Purty pleeeeeeeeeese.:beer::beer::beer::beer:

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42 minutes ago, Gobsmacked said:

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese can a kind sister stop laughing for a wee minute and post Bro Gary's  sales video??????

Purty pleeeeeeeeeese.:beer::beer::beer::beer:

Gob,

I tried to post a link and got a message that said it couldn't be embedded.  Maybe someone more technically advanced than I can do it.  Sorry.

 

Chicken.....

Gary's fabulous toothpaste is called AP24.  I tried to come up with a snarky version of AP but am drawing a blank.  Anybody else?

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I forgot i googled it before. 

It's AP 24 by Nerium.

Apparently the option available on Amazon isnt the real deal according to those who've tried both ... just fyi.

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53 minutes ago, ChickenettiLuvr said:

I forgot i googled it before. 

It's AP 24 by Nerium.

Apparently the option available on Amazon isnt the real deal according to those who've tried both ... just fyi.

Or, according to someone who is selling that white-paint-in-a-tube as an MLMer.

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On 3/24/2018 at 7:32 PM, ChickenettiLuvr said:

I forgot i googled it before. 

It's AP 24 by Nerium.

Apparently the option available on Amazon isnt the real deal according to those who've tried both ... just fyi.

My post seems to have disappeared but it’s made by NuSkin, which is a creepy name for toothpaste, if you ask me! 

Ahhh, I just saw the post about disappearing posts!! 

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Ok folks just wanted to check in about this great toothpasta. Its awesome and the best side effect is not breathing in the morning As per Bro Gary it stops morning breathe. So I just came in from doing errands and checked on a Bro video. Well I am laughing so hard my dog looks worried. I had to shut it off when he held up the phone with his B4 and after tooth pics. So if you need a laugh tune in

Sis Candy

Likes to breathe in the morning but doesn't like morning breath

 

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He doesn't know that the brand is Nu skin (new-skin). He calls it "N. U. skin".  It's flouride toothpaste, not "floris" toothpaste.  

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31 minutes ago, griffin said:

He doesn't know that the brand is Nu skin (new-skin). He calls it "N. U. skin".  It's flouride toothpaste, not "floris" toothpaste.  

It’s not just “florist” toothpasta, it’s “whiting florist” toothpasta. I actually rewatched it to be sure that G Haw is truly as dumb as I feared. I snorted and startled one of my feline headships who was busy unrighteously fulfilling desires on a blanket.

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Ok sisses,

Thanks so much for giving me some much needed laughs, as  yesterday was the 13th anniversary of my losing Bro Smittykins.

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He really needs to learn to read silently to himself. He doesn’t read ahead so he ends up reading negative/critical comments out loud and not realizing it until he gets to the end. 

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22 minutes ago, MayMay1123 said:

isn't nu skin a condom brand??? no? it sounds like it should be :pb_lol:

i've heard the name before, but i keep thinking Liquid Band-Aids.  i like your answer better, though! 

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1 hour ago, MayMay1123 said:

isn't nu skin a condom brand??? no? it sounds like it should be

Funny!  We were on a vacation in Utah a few days ago and noticed a huge Nu Skin building in Provo, I think.  We were wondering what it was, and looked it up:  "Nu Skin Enterprises is an American multilevel marketing company..."  They specialize in anti-aging products and, apparently, toothpasta, lol!

Anyway, in addition to Nu Skin, we also noticed billboards for Young Living and Doterra, so am guessing Utah is a hotbed for MLMs.   Thanks to FJ, these companies are now on my radar.  :)

 

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I don't get why you all are saying "toothpasta". I have listened to him a few times and read his text and I don't see where he doesn't just say toothpaste. What am I missing??

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Gross with all of his perseverating on morning breath. 

And I can't figure out the lady bragging about no dental care in 10 years. What's she trying to say?

Bro GHaw is even more smug and bursting with confidence now that he's had *blockbuster* jurry sales. He's also compared himself to the Apostle Paul. So there's that.  

 

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I was looking up dog memes to send to my brother (who’s at uni) and came across this. Not exactly Bro Gary’s profile pic, but his videos.

 

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Has this toothpaste given him the realization that you’re supposed to brush your teeth at least twice a day??? No wonder nothing else worked...

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