Bro Gary Hawkins 4: HAY-MAYUN!

[SuperNova]

5 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Ok folks, no snark here. I would eat the heck out of that cake.

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I can't beleive I'm saying this but me too. I love nilla wafer pudding. I need a recipe for a cake! 

[Granwych]

23 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Ok folks, no snark here. I would eat the heck out of that cake.

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I must admit, I was almost afraid to see what said cake looked like, having never seen a cake made of weens before

(really what I expected, given the fave food of Bro Gary)

Sis Granwych (who enjoys weenies in baked beans with bacon, onion, and maple syrup, no gravy)

 

[General Jinjur]

@Granwych Here's a ween cake for you:

[Black Aliss]

On 2/19/2018 at 6:49 PM, mango_fandango said:

. . .in the back of the charity shop I volunteer for (so where the stock is sorted out), there is a box labelled DUCK WITH A DICK, complete with toy. It is exactly as it sounds. Given that a lot of mothers with their young kids come into the shop, I am not surprised that's in the back. It's been there quite a while, I assume the manager has no idea what to do with it.

Is the duck dick lifelike? Reason I ask is that until I kept ducks I had no idea how impressive their dicks were. As in, dragging-on-the-ground long, and spiraled like a corkscrew.

 

[mango_fandango]

Nah, it’s like a duck with a giant human dick:

 

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[Granwych]

1 hour ago, General Jinjur said:

@Granwych Here's a ween cake for you:

Methinks I could make that for my soon-to-be-ex Grampwych!!  Many thanks and blessings to you, General!

[MarblesMom]

OK FOLKS......even Google Translate didn't have a better version.  Perhaps there will be weens afterward?

 

[PopRox]

On 2/15/2018 at 12:40 PM, smittykins said:

OK folks,

This made me think of a series of ads that ran con.stant.ly on NYC independent stations during the 70s and 80s.(It's since been torn down and replaced by a casino/resort.)

 

sis smittykins 

Ok folks, I haven't even begun to finish this thread (still sereveral pages behind), but I must comment on this:

@smittykins, I used to live at the end of the road where Mt. Airy resort used to be. By then it was all shut down except the (barely-used) golf course, where my roommate and I liked to walk (lovely walk, saw lots of deer). Shortly after I moved, they renovated the land and put a huge, fancy casino/resort there. The area is totally different now; heck, I don't even know if my old house is still there :-(. )

@MayMay1123 I've stayed at one of those! Ironically, it was the Pocono Palce, maybe a 10-minute walk from where I used to live (by then, roommates and I had all moved to different states). We didn't get the room with the champagne- glass hot tub, but we DID have a room where you walked down a flight of stairs to a small private pool and sauna. It also had a round bed (why? That is so impractical!). That said, our room DID have a deck with a gorgeous view of the lake. So, that was nice. TL;DR It was tacky squared, but I would go back again (but this time with my husband, instead of the dickweed boyfriend I had at the time).

P.S. While we were there we went to the Mt Airy Casino. I was not impressed.

[Jellybean]

44 minutes ago, MarblesMom said:

OK FOLKS......even Google Translate didn't have a better version.  Perhaps there will be weens afterward?

 

We can’t handle this alone anymore.

We need to light the fish signal (bat signal) for @Coy Koi, the unrivalled Weenese Translator-in-Chief. 

Help us, bashful fish sister!

[Gimme a Free RV]

1 hour ago, MarblesMom said:

OK FOLKS......even Google Translate didn't have a better version.  Perhaps there will be weens afterward?

 

I’ll give it a sincere and serious attempt:

Apparently, if we are closed (minded? emotionally?  for business?) he wants us to come on his supper for two hours until the service starts.  If we can’t, we are to help pray for someone by the name of Missionary (proper noun) who God will kiss (thus the “Godx”) when He meets with them each morning and night, afternoons excluded.  Thursday thurrr Sunday you can ask missionaries ( whatever you want to ask them, I suppose) as they travel.  You’ll have to spot them on the highway, pull up beside them, roll down your window and yell your question very loudly, as they travel.

[Beermeet]

@Gimme a Free RV. God surely blessed anyone that can come for two hours.  Rufus bless it!  

[Granwych]

3 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

OK FOLKS......even Google Translate didn't have a better version.  Perhaps there will be weens afterward?

 

I am not closed enough, I guess.  And the Great Horned God Rufus has advised me to support the Wych household as its mjissionary travels the 7 miles between the family home and the nearest Walmart.  Gotta keep those weenie culinary delights forthcoming!

[Coy Koi]

7 hours ago, Jellybean said:

We can’t handle this alone anymore.

We need to light the fish signal (bat signal) for @Coy Koi, the unrivalled Weenese Translator-in-Chief. 

Help us, bashful fish sister!

Don't call me a bashful fish, you enlongated, gelatinous, delicious sugar woman. Also, I don't know what the fuck Bro Gary is talking about. I'm taking my leave at the moment, even though that's clearly communistic.

[Gimme a Free RV]

Maybe Becky keeps stuffing Bro GHaw's face with weens, biscuits, and gravy so she doesn't have to try to figure out what he's saying when he speaks.

[Granwych]

42 minutes ago, Gimme a Free RV said:

Maybe Becky keeps stuffing Bro GHaw's face with weens, biscuits, and gravy so she doesn't have to try to figure out what he's saying when he speaks.

Too bad all that glop didn't stay in his face.  Think of the multitudes who wouldn't have to hear his crap.   Even though he'd still be able to post the wondrous misspelled stuff that makes my day for laughs.

[Dandruff]

4 hours ago, Gimme a Free RV said:

Maybe Becky keeps stuffing Bro GHaw's face with weens, biscuits, and gravy so she doesn't have to try to figure out what he's saying when he speaks.

Wouldn't blame her, though watching the meal being consumed could be worse.

[KnittingOwl]

16 hours ago, MarblesMom said:

OK FOLKS......even Google Translate didn't have a better version.  Perhaps there will be weens afterward?

 

Here's my attempt:

If you are in the area, please come to our dinner and service tomorrow night. If you can't make it, please pray for us and the missionaries to have good will as they have to put up with me for the next 4 days we meet.  Please pray that the Missionaries decide to give me money so that I can finally buy my $50k RV.  Or some more Weens.

[Granwych]

2 hours ago, KnittingOwl said:

Please pray that the Missionaries decide to give me money so that I can finally buy my $50k RV.  Or some more Weens.

I'm sure that Bro Gary, unlike us culinary elitists here, is happy with the cheapest weens available (read: snouts and udders, ugh)

I look down my Polish nose on any but Deutschmacher or Grote and Weigel here in New England. 

[Dandruff]

39 minutes ago, Granwych said:

I'm sure that Bro Gary, unlike us culinary elitists here, is happy with the cheapest weens available (read: snouts and udders, ugh)

What, no assholes and hooves?

[Granwych]

1 minute ago, Dandruff said:

What, no assholes and hooves?

The anuses, maybe, but the hooves go into gelatin. 

[smittykins]

Hofmann's FTW!

[Jellybean]

Maybe Godx is like Tedx (the talks).

Tedx is less global, focusing more on local/community topics. I think that could be applied to Bro. G-Haw’s version of God.

[Granwych]

2 hours ago, smittykins said:

Hofmann's FTW!

Looks pretty good!  Do they make Andouille sausage?  Hard to find a decent one for red beans and rice.  Speaking of beans, I am enjoying a nice soup mug full of refried beans, shredded cheese, and a healthy shot of Sriracha.  Rippling duvets, anyone??

[KnittingOwl]

4 hours ago, Granwych said:

I'm sure that Bro Gary, unlike us culinary elitists here, is happy with the cheapest weens available (read: snouts and udders, ugh)

I look down my Polish nose on any but Deutschmacher or Grote and Weigel here in New England. 

I’m right there with you! I usually stock up on Usinger’s brats and kielbasa when I go to visit my parents in Milwaukee. 

[MayMay1123]

On 2/21/2018 at 11:29 PM, PopRox said:

Ok folks, I haven't even begun to finish this thread (still sereveral pages behind), but I must comment on this:

@smittykins, I used to live at the end of the road where Mt. Airy resort used to be. By then it was all shut down except the (barely-used) golf course, where my roommate and I liked to walk (lovely walk, saw lots of deer). Shortly after I moved, they renovated the land and put a huge, fancy casino/resort there. The area is totally different now; heck, I don't even know if my old house is still there :-(. )

@MayMay1123 I've stayed at one of those! Ironically, it was the Pocono Palce, maybe a 10-minute walk from where I used to live (by then, roommates and I had all moved to different states). We didn't get the room with the champagne- glass hot tub, but we DID have a room where you walked down a flight of stairs to a small private pool and sauna. It also had a round bed (why? That is so impractical!). That said, our room DID have a deck with a gorgeous view of the lake. So, that was nice. TL;DR It was tacky squared, but I would go back again (but this time with my husband, instead of the dickweed boyfriend I had at the time).

P.S. While we were there we went to the Mt Airy Casino. I was not impressed.

we were at the sister resort, paradise stream. it was the very definition of tacky! but we have fun wherever we go. we compare things to the motel we stayed in in wildwood where the rain and flooding was so bad the ocean was literally in our room LOL we used to go to stillwater lake estates, but then the boss died and his son sold it