MRA snowflakes make cut of Last Jedi that cuts out all the women

[47of74]

Some MRAs have waaayyyyy too much time on their hands

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It is utterly tragic that MRAs aren’t given the respect they deserve. It’s truly galling that just because their entire worldview was formed around a profound sense of entitlement induced by watching thousands of hours of harem anime, no one takes them seriously. It’s heartbreaking to think that people dismiss them out of hand just because – instead of addressing actual issues like the rates of suicide and depression among men – they focus on dumb shit like editing out all the parts of The Last Jedi that aren’t centred around men.

If that last thing sounded too ridiculous to be true, you have clearly forgotten which time it is that we live in and the corresponding fact that pretty much nothing now is too ridiculous to be true. We live in the most aggressively ridiculous timeline. Accordingly, the self-described “chauvinist cut” of TLJ is very, very real, and exactly as dumb as it sounds.

Uploaded to The Pirate Bay yesterday by an anonymous user, the “The Last Jedi: De-Feminized Fanedit” is, according to their own description “basically The Last Jedi minus Girlz Powah and other silly stuff“. You might be wondering how this is possible, seeing as the film is still a ways off from its DVD release date, but the intrepid nerdlinger(s) who decided to make this possible were so impatient for a version of TLJ where boys don’t get old off that they used a dodgy camrip with hardcoded subtitles:

 

[Beermeet]

WTF.  I'm sort of aware of these sorts.  Do they super hate women?  Do they get married or date?  Have relationships with the females in their family?  They always sound so hostile to women, it's scary and not how a man behaves in general.  I mean, I know lots of "men's men".  Tough hard working guys.  They don't treat or think of women like this.  Do they show their faces, are they weasely nerds?  I can't wrap my head around this at all.

[47of74]

WTF.  I'm sort of aware of these sorts.  Do they super hate women?  Do they get married or date?  Have relationships with the females in their family?  They always sound so hostile to women, it's scary and not how a man behaves in general.  I mean, I know lots of "men's men".  Tough hard working guys.  They don't treat or think of women like this.  Do they show their faces, are they weasely nerds?  I can't wrap my head around this at all.

I have cash money that says: (a) the answer to your first question is YES; ( the answer to all your other questions is NO; and © they’re all basement dwellers, literally and figuratively.

[AmazonGrace]

Because nothing says, "I'm a manly man, confident in my masculinity," like, "I can't watch movie if it has wimmin in it"  

*googles gay porn*

[ScorpiousMalfoy]

Ehhh. A bunch of insecure, sexually frustrated guys, blaming their failure at life on ebil feminazis.

I pity them, their lives are very sad, and any normal woman will run away really fast once she finds out about such attitude.  No point in giving them publicity. Better let them rot in their parents' basement until they realise they f-ed up their life. Maybe one day, some of them will grow up and become productive members of society.

[WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo?]

I'm trying to envision this "movie". I'll put my idea under a spoiler, in case I give away a plot point and someone hasn't seen the movie.

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So, all the scenes with Luke interacting with Rey--did they cut her all the way out? Is Luke just sitting around talking to himself? Glaring at no one? Cuz, yeah, that makes it all super manly, if he comes across as mentally impaired. 

 

[Howl]

Whenever you've had just TOO MUCH MRA, head over to WeHuntedThe Mammoth.com, where MRAs are relentlessly trolled.  It's taken a totally political bent ("Surviving the Trumpocalypse"), but still great fun.  There rate of posts has slowed waaaaaay down, and there's no way to access old posts, but anyway.  

David Futrelle, the proprietor, also has a blog called http://confusedcatsagainstfeminism.tumblr.com/ which is just posts of "cats against feminism" memes.  Love it.  The antidote to too much MRA is always silly/adorable cat memes.  

Cat memes/We Hunted the Mammoth > MRA

 

[nomoxian]

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Is Luke just sitting around talking to himself? Glaring at no one? Cuz, yeah, that makes it all super manly, if he comes across as mentally impaired. 

Seeing as those MRA folks are mentally impaired (I say this as a Mental Health consumer myself) I don't think they would notice...

[47of74]

On 2/2/2018 at 10:55 AM, Howl said:

Whenever you've had just TOO MUCH MRA, head over to WeHuntedThe Mammoth.com, where MRAs are relentlessly trolled.  It's taken a totally political bent ("Surviving the Trumpocalypse"), but still great fun.  There rate of posts has slowed waaaaaay down, and there's no way to access old posts, but anyway.  

David Futrelle, the proprietor, also has a blog called http://confusedcatsagainstfeminism.tumblr.com/ which is just posts of "cats against feminism" memes.  Love it.  The antidote to too much MRA is always silly/adorable cat memes.  

Cat memes/We Hunted the Mammoth > MRA

 

Thanks for the tip @Howl! 

I just got back from a little trip over there to see what's up.  I think I'll be checking in somewhat regularly there now.  Especially when a douche nozzle MRA acts extra douche nozzley.