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Oh my goodness.  It looks like Teri was sniffing cinnamon at the pantry shower and put one of Anna's balloon decorations on her head.  They should go over their pictures more carefully because that was just dreadful.

I scrolled down to the "turkey trot" and saw that the siblings went out running.  Poor Sarah has no idea what a turkey trot is. 

Chelsy dresses differently around John's family. 

The shower would have been nicer if they invited their relatives, which is what normal people do when they throw a shower.  But the Maxwells alienated all their relatives, so all they have left are some neighbors.  I hope someone throws Chelsy a bridal shower. 

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Good thing Chelsy has creative sisters and friends. Her bridal shower will be full of good food and laughter. This is just my guess.

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How old is nr Anna's latest baby? Is that a post-baby or pre-baby bump we're seeing?

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8 minutes ago, picklepizzas said:

How old is nr Anna's latest baby? Is that a post-baby or pre-baby bump we're seeing?

Daniel is one and she's gestating another one currently.

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Was anyone else stumped, at least temporarily, by the message in the great big pile of raw broccoli vegetable plate? I kept seeing the cherry tomatoes spelling out "J" and "P" and wondering who "P" was. Finally I realized it was "J" and "Y", and the bowl of dip was the letter "O". These people are just too creative for me.

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30 minutes ago, Black Aliss said:

Was anyone else stumped, at least temporarily, by the message in the great big pile of raw broccoli vegetable plate? I kept seeing the cherry tomatoes spelling out "J" and "P" and wondering who "P" was. Finally I realized it was "J" and "Y", and the bowl of dip was the letter "O". These people are just too creative for me.

A teen first I thought it was supposed to be a J and a C for john and Chelsy. I was thinking someone was drunk when they made the C. But then I realized it was a terrible looking Y for JOY. 

I bet NRAnna and Elissa will have their babies only a few weeks apart. Their bumps look rather similar in size. 

Chelsy has always worn a mix of long and knee length skirts. So I assume she always chooses long skirts for Maxwell get togethers since that what King Steve prefers. She might be able to keep that up after marriage if she wears her knee lengths harlot skirts outside of Maxhell and wears long skirts when they are in Maxhell. I can see Chelsy wearing pants at home but still trying to respect Steve's wishes at his house. 

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3 hours ago, nastyhobbitses said:

Daniel is one and she's gestating another one currently.

God, she is so damn fecund I have lost all track of when she is or is not pregnant, or how many kids she has. We're probably about a year away from this happening for me with the Duggars and Bateses as well. 

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41 minutes ago, nausicaa said:

God, she is so damn fecund I have lost all track of when she is or is not pregnant, or how many kids she has. We're probably about a year away from this happening for me with the Duggars and Bateses as well. 

She has four and is pregnant with #5 so still a small-ish family but i think Nr-Anna is 31 so she can have like ten more kids :/

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6 minutes ago, HermioneSparrow said:

She has four and is pregnant with #5 so still a small-ish family but i think Nr-Anna is 31 so she can have like ten more kids :/

She has 3 Au pairs so why not have a dozen?  Those spinsters are a pregnant women’s best friend!

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@HermioneSparrow,  my brother was telling me at a recent family reunion that he always wondered how Mama did it when he was thinking that we were 5 years apart and then he realized that he's 4 years and two months older than I.  We have a sister and a brother in between us.  Yep, four kids in 4 years!   Mom had her tubes tied after I was born.  Btw, Mama lied about my brother's birthdate because he was born one day after the cutoff date for enrollment.  If she'd not lied, he and our sister would have been in the same class and I mean in the same classroom.  The school was a small village school.

At that same reunion, my aunt said that my grandmother used to get perturbed when she'd find the diaphragm under my mom's pillow. She was not opposed to birth control at all.  On the contrary, my grandmother had 10 children and she did not want to see her daughter having a passel of kids.  

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1 hour ago, dripcurl said:

"directions on how to boil water"

 

kill me now

I wondered if the brother was throwing shade on Judgy Chelsy.

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4 minutes ago, SPHASH said:

I wondered if the brother was throwing shade on Judgy Chelsy.

I don’t see why he would - Chelsy can outcook all of the Maxwell sisters, including Anna the chef.

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7 hours ago, HermioneSparrow said:

She has four and is pregnant with #5 so still a small-ish family but i think Nr-Anna is 31 so she can have like ten more kids :/

Anna's spacing is somewhat irregular but she's averaging just under 17 months between births. At that rate I'd expect her to have about 10-12 total.

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8 hours ago, Bethella said:

Anna's spacing is somewhat irregular but she's averaging just under 17 months between births. At that rate I'd expect her to have about 10-12 total.

You're much better than me at math, lol.

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9 hours ago, HermioneSparrow said:

You're much better than me at math, lol.

I have a spreadsheet that does the math for me. ;) 

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Oh my! The Suspense!! Would the Family Picture Happen???

And they had to DRAW out how everyone would be arranged??? Oh! How Hard! And the "young mommies" had to do something! This made me think of a teen mom program!

Oh the plaids! oh the stripes! And a WAGON! How ORIGINAL--NOT!! Get off Pinterest and think up your own arrangements!

And, gee, won't there be a family picture at the upcoming wedding or is Steve mandating this as a "last with...whoeverthehellisgettingmarried still at home?" Or hedging his bets that it doesn't happen? Oh Steve.

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Do they possibly send out Christmas cards with the family picture?  Or is that too wordly?  Maybe if they add a couple of doom and gloom verses onto the card?

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looking at that last photo of the "immediate" family, i'm officially joining the camp that thinks Jesse is the most attractive brother; the creepy factor of John's eyes has surpassed his father.  apologies in advance for this, but don't read the watermark unless you have brain bleach handy; the word Titus sort of emphasizes Steve in a way i'd rather not experience. :my_sick:

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I don't know, John looks the same as always to me. He's lost a bit of weight, maybe, but he's always had those super intense Maxwell eyes. 

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Wow, Steve is holding a granddaughter! I'm shocked! 

Both Ruthanne and Lydia look sad, poor things. And Christina's smile is small and Maxwellian. Sigh. 

Sarah is, again, awkwardly sitting on a stool - why do they keep doing that? 

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