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2 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Ok folks, I don't get this parable at all. Could someone who knows something about tractors and/or plowing explain it to me?

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Thanks, Sis Jin

A preacher was driving down I-55 and saw a big tractor trailer rig coming at him.  He swerved into a field and hit another tractor.  Then he got up and dusted himself off and was hit by a third, smaller tractor.  He got up, got in his car, turned the corner and drove home.

 

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5 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Ok folks, I don't get this parable at all. Could someone who knows something about tractors and/or plowing explain it to me?

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Thanks, Sis Jin

No idea what it means, but I wonder how Percey Ray likes the Weenese version of whatever it was that he said.

AFAIC, Bro Gary should be helping spread the word for every holy roller he follows.  I believe it would have a negative soul-winning effect.

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Maybe Bro Gary has FINALLY gotten the message from God that he needs to turn his ministry around, park it in the garage, and go back to working a real job?

 

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He has a new video up. He yammers on and then shouts some word with great fervor! I think it is Amen, but it's hard to tell. I think he's bitching about losing followers.

He's legit batshit crazy. I hope all of those poor kids got the hell out of there. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Nikedagain? said:

He's legit batshit crazy.

He sure is! And just unbelievably annoying. Glad I wasn't the only one who couldn't tell if he was saying amen or not...hallelu-yur!

If I watched this video with no context I'd bet money it was a parody. I'm actually reading a book right now that has a character who is a batshit crazy preacher, who is also a total dick, and I keep finding myself thinking it's too over the top, then I have to stop and remind myself that Gary exists (as well as Shrader and some others). I've never in my life met anyone remotely like these whackjobs (hallelu-yur!) so I have a hard time believing there really are people like this.

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About the corners of the field, I found this on Trussville Church of Christ written by Aaron Beard. 

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Recently I was tilling up my vegetable garden to prepare for planting. As I was wrestling the tiller around one of the corners, I remembered an instruction given to the Israelites under the Law of Moses. When you reap the harvest of your land, you shall not reap your field right up to its edge, neither shall you gather the gleanings after your harvest. And you shall not strip your vineyard bare, neither shall you gather the fallen grapes of your vineyard. You shall leave them for the poor and for the sojourner: I am the Lord your God (Leviticus 19:9-10). Suddenly I saw myself as one of the Israelites, preparing to obey the commandment of the Lord.

Picture a Jew plowing his field for planting. He took great care to prepare his land well, knowing that the produce would be feeding his family and providing for his needs. As he approached the corners of his field, he continued to work hard, but he knew this portion of the land would not be for him. It would be for those in need. Even though he would not personally reap the harvest of his work, he labored with the same kind of care knowing he was providing for the needs of others. These corners of the field were for a special purpose. They were dedicated to his fellow man and ultimately they were dedicated to God.

So I guess Bro Gary want´s to take care of the corners of the field so he can help others and give to the poor 

Sis. Pink

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6 hours ago, Pink Muffin said:

About the corners of the field, I found this on Trussville Church of Christ written by Aaron Beard. 

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Recently I was tilling up my vegetable garden to prepare for planting. As I was wrestling the tiller around one of the corners, I remembered an instruction given to the Israelites under the Law of Moses. When you reap the harvest of your land, you shall not reap your field right up to its edge, neither shall you gather the gleanings after your harvest. And you shall not strip your vineyard bare, neither shall you gather the fallen grapes of your vineyard. You shall leave them for the poor and for the sojourner: I am the Lord your God (Leviticus 19:9-10). Suddenly I saw myself as one of the Israelites, preparing to obey the commandment of the Lord.

Picture a Jew plowing his field for planting. He took great care to prepare his land well, knowing that the produce would be feeding his family and providing for his needs. As he approached the corners of his field, he continued to work hard, but he knew this portion of the land would not be for him. It would be for those in need. Even though he would not personally reap the harvest of his work, he labored with the same kind of care knowing he was providing for the needs of others. These corners of the field were for a special purpose. They were dedicated to his fellow man and ultimately they were dedicated to God.

So I guess Bro Gary want´s to take care of the corners of the field so he can help others and give to the poor 

Sis. Pink

Thanks sis! That makes sense. (Though I doubt Bro Ween cares about anyone but himself.)

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:pb_eek: That video.  I think he was shouting amen.  He sure is scary. And scary how he can get so worked up by himself in a room.  I can see why Carly (and hopefully now Adrienne) got the heck out of there.  To me he is even scarier as a step father.  He wasn’t happy that people didn’t feel like sitting around listening to him ramble and then randomly sing for 10 minutes.  And the SOTDT reared it’s head with  “borned again” at the end.

I am wondering how the lord provided 3 turkeys?  There are only 6 of them.  I wonder who they are staying with in Mississippi and how they got there?  My guess is their old rv.  I wonder if they just abandoned the bus.

the tractor story.  I guess it has to do with leaving the corners for the poor (thanks @Pink Muffin) but I can’t see that at all in that story.  To me it sounds like the corner tractor has the least amount of work to do and so he hopes Tom always be like that lol.

 

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On 11/29/2017 at 1:06 AM, Coy Koi said:

I'm actually reading a book right now that has a character who is a batshit crazy preacher, who is also a total dick, and I keep finding myself thinking it's too over the top, then I have to stop and remind myself that Gary exists (as well as Shrader and some others).

Oooh! What's the title?

-Sis Who Likes Reading About Religious Whackjobs

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17 minutes ago, PopRox said:

Oooh! What's the title?

-Sis Who Likes Reading About Religious Whackjobs

The Unremembered Girl

It was one of the choices for a Kindle freebie for Prime members last month. It's pretty good. I was going to offer to lend it to you if you have a Kindle, but I see lending isn't enabled for it. Boooo.

14 minutes ago, Candydandy said:

Ok folks where is this video you speak of? I'm sure it is a must see.

It's on his FB, a couple posts from the top. Hallelu-yur!

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Ok folks,

I warshed that there video.  I is convinced and saved by the KJB!  Said no one ever!!!  What a dick.  I'm sorry, where in that KJB is Jesus a condescending asshole?  What a tool.

Sis. Beermeet of the NIV where young girls are NOT virgins giving the birth to the Jesus. Hey-men!  

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Well folks are yall friends with the ween on fb cause Im not of his friend variety Maybe thats why this poor sis cant view the ranting I mean video

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16 minutes ago, Candydandy said:

Well folks are yall friends with the ween on fb cause Im not of his friend variety Maybe thats why this poor sis cant view the ranting I mean video

I'm not friends with him, but I'll try to post the video since for some reason you can't see it.

 

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howl-lay-lou-yer! hey babe! (maybe that one is hey may? is he talking to me? :pb_lol:) i wonder what his t-shirt says... I :my_heart: ...what? what do ya :my_heart: bro? and the bro sings! well, sorta...

sis hey may...still wondering about the tractor story

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29 minutes ago, MayMay1123 said:

howl-lay-lou-yer! hey babe! (maybe that one is hey may? is he talking to me? :pb_lol:) i wonder what his t-shirt says... I :my_heart: ...what? what do ya :my_heart: bro? and the bro sings! well, sorta...

sis hey may...still wondering about the tractor story

I choose to believe his shirt says "I :my_heart: WEENS" and I will not be receptive to any blasphemy to the contrary. Har-ler-lu-yer!  SERLJWERLKEJRL! (I have no idea how to even begin to spell his version of what is apparently meant to be "Amen". Like, I thought I had average hearing and I thought I had a thorough understanding of phonics in the English language, but you could hold a gun to my head and tell me to spell the sound Bro Gary was making, and I'd just have to quickly try to come to terms with my upcoming murder, because I'm just not aware of any letters that make those sounds.)

He may well be talking to you, Sis @MayMay1123, with that sexy-ass weenie vehicle in your avatar.

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Oh, sweet Rufus, if that video is proof of Bro Gary’s preachin’ and soul-winnin’ skills, it explains a lot. Heeey-maayne!

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Of course Jesus ate weens. Do you recall his first miracle - turning water into ween?

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Ok Folks and Coykoi thanks for that there video- it was enlightning indeed!

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I saw a FB post where they were lookin' for housing in Ohio.... does that mean the Ween RV Machine is back up and running?

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