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Weenese 3: Brother Gary Hawkins Wanting God All Over Him

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Carol

Yes, I have attempted to use Google translate on Gary's posts, using their, Ignorant Fundamentalist to English version.  

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zeebaneighba

OK folks, just for yuks I ran it through English to Japanese and back in Google translate:

"I would like to thank you for paying my son's debt and dying. He pays all of me and puts him under him I thank God in the past. I have a future of heaven. Bro Gary Hawkins "

Nope; doesn't make any more sense that way either, although the first sentence really cracks me up.

Sis Zeeba

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Shoobydoo
4 hours ago, zeebaneighba said:

OK folks, just for yuks I ran it through English to Japanese and back in Google translate:

"I would like to thank you for paying my son's debt and dying. He pays all of me and puts him under him I thank God in the past. I have a future of heaven. Bro Gary Hawkins "

Nope; doesn't make any more sense that way either, although the first sentence really cracks me up.

Sis Zeeba

That's... almost the same.  Bro Gary is already as ducked up as recursively translated text. :hotdog::confusion-shrug::hotdog:

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Lillymuffin
8 hours ago, zeebaneighba said:

"I would like to thank you for paying my son's debt and dying. He pays all of me and puts him under him I thank God in the past. I have a future of heaven. Bro Gary Hawkins "

Nope; doesn't make any more sense that way either, although the first sentence really cracks me up.

Sis Zeeba

Ok, folks, if I were a more charitable person, I’d give poor ole Bro Gary the benefit of the doubt and say maybe he isn’t a native English speaker, but I think we all know the answer to that one, don’t we? 

Sis Lillymuffin, who actually heard the word “drank” used in present-tense today and realized how Bro Gary sounds out his words. (Country music on pandora) 

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DaisyD
On 11/16/2017 at 12:56 AM, Lillymuffin said:

Sis Lillymuffin, who actually heard the word “drank” used in present-tense today and realized how Bro Gary sounds out his words. (Country music on pandora) 

I was reading some old documents written in Scottish. After struggling through it for a while I realized that if I read it out loud exactly the way it was written it sounded like English spoken with a thick Scottish accent. I have tried this same technique with Bro Gary and it sort of works. The problem arises when his typos are so bad they either completely change the meaning of the sentence, or don't actually sound out.

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FundamentallyShocked

We have been howling over the weenie-isms at our house. Then, I discovered that one of the Shocklings was following Bro Gary just to make sure they wouldn't miss any good ones. So, now I must ask: have I raised my kids right or have I really messed up with this one?  :-)

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JillyO
2 hours ago, FundamentallyShocked said:

We have been howling over the weenie-isms at our house. Then, I discovered that one of the Shocklings was following Bro Gary just to make sure they wouldn't miss any good ones. So, now I must ask: have I raised my kids right or have I really messed up with this one?  :-)

My only question is: When do they turn 18 and are able to join us here? They sound delightful!

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General Jinjur

Ok folks, so much the more as you the day approaching.

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Georgiana

Awww, this one is almost cute.  Bless his ween-loving heart.

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General Jinjur

Ok folks, I looked it up. What the KGB Bible actually says is, "Not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching." Punctuation matters, Bro. You'd think he'd be a little more precise in his quotations, considering how much he loves IT BIBLE.

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Dubiousclaire

@zeebaneighba

I think your translated version makes more sense than the original!

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General Jinjur

Ok folks, this showed up in my Facebook ads today, and I'm a little scared at how perfectly it links Bro Ween and the Nogs:

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Georgiana

At work today one of my Indian co-workers asked for examples of cured meats.  

I BARELY had the self control not to blurt out "WEENS!"

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Lillymuffin
2 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Ok folks, this showed up in my Facebook ads today, and I'm a little scared at how perfectly it links Bro Ween and the Nogs:

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Sis Jin

Is it weird that I kinda want to order it for Christmas? (Never mind, don’t answer that.) 

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pamplemousse
2 hours ago, General Jinjur said:

Ok folks, this showed up in my Facebook ads today, and I'm a little scared at how perfectly it links Bro Ween and the Nogs:

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Sis Jin

I'd say this puts the gag in gag gift!

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Coy Koi

I've seen him say this before about "sending someone else to hell". How does that make any sense in the context of their beliefs? I'm pretty sure you can't send someone else to hell. Plus, I thought if you were truly saved then you couldn't become unsaved, so how is a saved person going to hell at all? What goes through that pretty head of yours, Bro Gary?

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Also, I feel like it's kind of creepy and possessive that he keeps trying to claim the three kids that he's not allowed to talk to (having years-old pictures of them all for his banner and stuff). They're not yours, Gary, and you're nothing but a bad memory to them. They have a dad and even a stepdad who, by all appearances, treat them well and have a good relationship with them. If they, like us, ever go to your page to gawk, I bet they don't appreciate their pictures being used.

I can't get over how cute that little Sophia is though. She looks like she has such a spark of mischief. I'm so happy the Weens weren't able to beat it out of her!

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keepercjr

Is something up with the Weens?  Becky’s daughter, Adrienne, has a Facebook page now with her dads family as her cover photo and says she has a job at Elder Beerman.  Still says homeschooled but there is no way she has a job while living with Gary and Becky!  

Also Beckys daughter Carly, who lives with her dad, is not fb friends with either Becky or Gary.  Interestingly she is friends with Gary’s sister in law who is married to Gary’s brother.  She got a cute new haircut too!

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Adrienne Isaacs - I wanted her identity somewhat protected.

 

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keepercjr

There is a picture on Carl’s fb page (Becky’s ex) with him and his 4 kids saying it was the first dinner with all 4 of them, dated Oct 2nd.  They live in West Virginia and the timing matches up with when the brand spanking new bus broke down in WV.  Maybe Adrienne had enough?  On the 4th Gary posts mysterious stuff about an unspoken prayer request.  On the 5th he says “this is God’s will”

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Coy Koi
23 minutes ago, keepercjr said:

Is something up with the Weens?  Becky’s daughter, Adrienne, has a Facebook page now with her dads family as her cover photo and says she has a job at Elder Beerman.  Still says homeschooled but there is no way she has a job while living with Gary and Becky! 

That's very interesting. Maybe she's not living with them now or maybe the Weens let her get a seasonal job, since they obviously need money and refuse to work themselves, and they can't really travel now anyway with their broken vehicles. Whatever the case, I'm glad she was able to get a job. I hope she's moved in with her dad! If so, perhaps they're setting her up with online schooling or something. Maybe she doesn't want to go to public school.

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General Jinjur

I'm glad Becky's kids are able to get away from Bro Ween. I wish his kids had a place to go. No one should have to live with that man.

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Gobsmacked

It would be perfect if Becky's ex and his husband (are they married? Not sure), could take in all the children. Gary and Becky could buy a smaller vehicle and drive out of everyone's life. For ever. 

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Shoobydoo

Even if the daughter is ultimately still living in the weenmobile, I'm glad she got to enjoy a nice dinner with the rest of the family. Anything that counteracts the influence of her lunatic extremist stepfather. :(

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Coy Koi
11 hours ago, Shoobydoo said:

Even if the daughter is ultimately still living in the weenmobile, I'm glad she got to enjoy a nice dinner with the rest of the family. Anything that counteracts the influence of her lunatic extremist stepfather. :(

Definitely, but I think she really did move in with her dad, because the store she said she works at doesn't seem to have any locations in commuting distance of Mt. Airy, NC where the Weens consider "home" (and I'm almost completely certain that's where they are right now) but does near her dad's home.

Poor Adrienne, she must be going through a difficult transition right now. Unlike Carly, who seemed to get out the second she could and then fully embrace normal life, Adrienne stuck around for years, for whatever reasons. Her world must be upside down right now. But she was very strong to take those difficult steps anyway. Yay for Adrienne!

The Bible verse Becky posted on November 8th, and also made her entire FB "Intro" around the same time is curious though: "3 John 1:4 I have no greater joy than to hear that my children walk in truth." Is it a guilt trip? Denial? What?

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General Jinjur

A little from column A, and a little from column B. He's really doubling down on the "I'm doing God's will" schtick now.

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Bbfamteam

Ok folks,

Today was a rough one and I felt the need to indulge in the weens thread. I don't even like weens that much but for some reason I had mini corn dogs for lunch today. Normally that would be completely unpossible and if his son debt is paid I want mine paid too. The hospital bill should be coming any time but thankfully I have an actual job and don't have to depend on threats and grifting.  May the weens be with you 

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