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Weenese 3: Brother Gary Hawkins Wanting God All Over Him

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smittykins

I think @Coy Koi should be given the custom title "Official FJ Weenese/English Translator."

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PumaLover
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You beat me to it!!!!! Lmao!!! That's the only place I've ever heard "unpossible" til today!

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PumaLover

I feel a little mean posting this but this person started a Go Fund Me to get money for adoption fees for animals and shared it to a family member's animal rescue page. I think this person might speak Weenese??

(Also if you cannot afford the adoption fee for a pet, no matter how well intentioned, you certainly cannot afford to feed, board, pay vet fees, etc for that animal. -signed, an animal rescuer with a current $700 vet bill.)eae71713264acf3a8641b478fb769afb.jpg

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MarblesMom

Is this the sad product of statist public schooling, or unfortunate genetics, resulting in fat fingers....?  

Agreed on the cost of animal ownership.

Frankly, in this case, I am rooting for the animals.... Rufus, let them find a more coherent owner.

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church_of_dog

To give as much credit as possible, I’d say about half of the problem looks like fat-finger ipad/phone issues.  I’m a freelance proofreader with a newish ipad and I can attest to how easily it happens.

The other half, though... :roll: 

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Lurky

OK folks I swear I use the WTF reaction more in this thread than over the whole rest of the site!

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DaisyD

Well, for the more solution oriented, there is such thing as a stylus. I am always on a tablet and that's what I use.

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church_of_dog
1 minute ago, DaisyD said:

Well, for the more solution oriented, there is such thing as a stylus. I am always on a tablet and that's what I use.

I am remarkably computer-unaware once I’m outside my familiar zone — I had no idea a stylus could be used on any old tablet — I suppose I thought some were designed for/required a stylus and some were not/do not.  I’m glad to know it's an option!

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JillyO

It's also an option to actually read through what you wrote before posting it, and then correct your mistakes. Especially when you're asking people for money. :kitty-wink:

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PumaLover
It's also an option to actually read through what you wrote before posting it, and then correct your mistakes. Especially when you're asking people for money. kitty-wink.gif

Agreed!

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Black Aliss
On 11/6/2017 at 11:43 AM, Coy Koi said:

Both of them are divorced, but we have no idea where Bro Gary's ex-wife is. Bro Gary has three kids (that we know of, I suppose it's possible he could have more out there somewhere) and they live with them. Sis Becky has four kids, but three of them live with her ex-husband and his husband

Wowzers! So Bro. Gary and Sis. Becky are committing adultery every. single. day. No wonder God isn't giving them all the monies they need for their ministry. Bro. Gary, you must repent. While the exes are still living you need to live a life of celibacy or risk eternal damnation.

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Black Aliss
On 11/10/2017 at 7:49 AM, JillyO said:

It's also an option to actually read through what you wrote before posting it, and then correct your mistakes. Especially when you're asking people for money. :kitty-wink:

Even autocorrect is better that ween-ish

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Georgiana

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OK folks, 

"He has pay all my is And put them under HIS" Is just a GREAT WEEN. It's almost poetic. 

Also, really nice of God to die specifically to cure Bro Gary's son's debt. It's sweet that Bro. Gary wants to hang out with Future in Heaven. I hope the God there in the past allows it.

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mango_fandango

Me if I even attempt to understand Bro Gary: 

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(Gotta love Michael Palin)

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Imrlgoddess

Playin' Scrabble with the fam and He was with me y'all!  My sistahs & bruthahs... the weens was representin'. 

 

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Nikedagain?
3 hours ago, Georgiana said:

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OK folks, 

"He has pay all my is And put them under HIS" Is just a GREAT WEEN. It's almost poetic. 

Also, really nice of God to die specifically to cure Bro Gary's son's debt. It's sweet that Bro. Gary wants to hang out with Future in Heaven. I hope the God there in the past allows it.

You know, it's almost like he's messing with us. I know he's not because he seems to have absolutely NO sense of humor or self awareness to even be a little self deprecating. 

So we are back to just unintelligible weenise. @Coy Koi will have to interpret...

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Lurky
6 hours ago, Nikedagain? said:

You know, it's almost like he's messing with us. I know he's not because he seems to have absolutely NO sense of humor or self awareness to even be a little self deprecating. 

I was thinking exactly the same thing!   I would actually love it if he was doing it deliberately, and not just because the alternative is pretty sad to think about.

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General Jinjur

Ok folks, looks like Bro Ween is in my neck o' the woods. I'm SEVERELY disappointed that he didn't let us know which church he's at. There's no way I could pass up the opportunity to see the ween man in person.

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Black Aliss
17 hours ago, Georgiana said:

 

Also, really nice of God to die specifically to cure Bro Gary's son's debt. It's sweet that Bro. Gary wants to hang out with Future in Heaven. I hope the God there in the past allows it.

Okay, Bro. Gary, let's not make that sacrifice out to be something more than it was. Jesus died on Friday, rose again on Sunday. So, technically, he just gave up his weekend for your debt.

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Candydandy

Ok folks It's a beauty of a fall out. Shines the sun and warmish are the reys. The sin debt has been paid by the Son ( of God). Yes we all can rejoice in that but not all want to go to KJV only bible thumping church. So folks enjoy today praise how your heart feels not letting a bro say the only way to go. Dont wanna offend any Baptists here just dont like no bro sayin its his way or the dieway( of the soul) 

peace weens and whatnot

Sis Candy

 

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Carol

Gary Hawkins

8 hrs · Southaven, MS · 

"Ok folks I want to Thank GOD for dieing and paying my son debt. He has pay all my is and put them under HIS
Thank GOD there in the past. I have a Future in Heaven. 
Bro Gary Hawkins"

I have read thousands of posts on FreeJinger and I've never faced this dilemma. I stared and stared at this last night...what is he trying to say?  Did Gary's son drive him into bankruptcy?  Did Gary file Chapter 7 but at the last minute Jesus payed off his debts?  If so, where did Jesus get this money?  Is Jesus solvent?

The questions just keep coming.

 

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Lurky
5 minutes ago, Carol said:

 Did Gary's son drive him into bankruptcy?

I was wondering this - his sons are way too young to have debt of their own, or are there more kids we don't know about.  Or was it something about Jesus?  I am really confused...

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FundieFarmer

Look y’all...I did two years of college level theology, I’ve been Bible-ing since I was a baby, etc, and I have no everloving clue what that could possibly mean.

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Coy Koi
15 hours ago, Nikedagain? said:

So we are back to just unintelligible weenise. @Coy Koi will have to interpret...

I was just typing that I can't figure it out his word salad either, but as I ramblingly puzzled over it, it hit me: he means SIN, not SON. So here we go:

Salutations, associates. I want to thank God for dying and paying my sin debt. He has paid for all my sins and put them under his (account/tab??). Thank God they're in the past, allowing me a future in heaven.

Bro G-Haw

I really like Sis @Georgiana's idea about him hanging out with the rapper Future though. I'd watch that show.

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Shoobydoo
18 hours ago, Georgiana said:

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OK folks, 

"He has pay all my is And put them under HIS" Is just a GREAT WEEN. It's almost poetic. 

Also, really nice of God to die specifically to cure Bro Gary's son's debt. It's sweet that Bro. Gary wants to hang out with Future in Heaven. I hope the God there in the past allows it.

OK folks I am going to attempt a translation here. *clears throat*

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Ok folks,  I want to thank god today for sacrificing his son to absolve the debts of our sins! My actual real-life auto repair debts have been paid in full, for which I also praise god for taking my family under his wing! God has always been there for us in the past and we'll be in heaven when we die!


 

If his debts somehow have gotten paid, I guess god did it, not anyone who gave them a large amount of money.... Alternatively, he's passive-aggressively going "GOD PAID FOR OUR SINS WITH HIS SON WHY WON'T YOU PAY FOR MY RV REPAIRS???"

Sis Shooby, 8 lbs 6 oz

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