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Spanky Sproul 2: WTF is Happening, In More Ways than One


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2 hours ago, DomWackTroll said:

and it just gets worse.

Oh yes --  it does get worse:

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His father told him, “Son, I have two words for you- Hurry up!” And hurry up he did. July 14, 2015, my sweet prince arrived at my place of employment as I was departing for the day. Waiting for the elevator, I felt this strange sense of someone behind me, though I was standing with several people all around me. I turned to look, feeling my own curiosity and there he was. I let out a whooping, “RC!!!” (several octaves higher than my normal voice) “What are you doing here?!” “This is me pursuing you,” he stated tenderly. We embraced and then we stood there staring at one another. Our first face to face encounter. I adored this man- His red beard sprinkled with white, his golden  eyebrows and eyelashes glowing under the lights, shimmering halos around his delighted blue eyes. Both of us nervous and slightly awkward, but I was gloriously overwhelmed. He was my heart’s desire. And he came to tell me I was his.

:brainbleach::brainbleach::brainbleach:

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Their first face-to-face encounter?  Were they having phone sex?  Emailing?  What? What?  I hate to say it, but I wonder how much alcohol was involved in him stalking her at her work place. 

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4 hours ago, DomWackTroll said:

Well, if anyone knows about wedding nights…

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQtfqW0Sb2LDmK4Ws9BaE5A2M_DnI-6Bo6UfF08lmYhut2qFNED1c9VI-vr1TWS7tYHRLVabOBXlVm-/pub

“I say to my husband frequently that I notice how he girds himself to take on the day…”

Girds himself for what? Another court date? ‘Cause it sure ain’t a job-type job.

“Have you ever longed for, ached for, or searched for the one you love? When my husband began to pursue me, his passion was earnest.”

…and it just gets worse. I guess they’re going to try to give James and Stacy a run for their money.

"Cry out to Him (your husband) upon your bed:"

"Honeeeeeey? Where's the remote? And can you bring me a pint of Haagen Dazs chocolate when you come back from the kitchen?? Thanks, Snookums..." :pb_lol:

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21 hours ago, Jasmar said:

Kilt as in “they kilt it?”

Or this:

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Okay, that doesn't really apply, but I like that meme. :my_biggrin:

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 "Golden eyebrows?" 

"This is me, pursuing you"? 

I'm not sure if I'm confused, amused, or just slightly queasy.  Is it possible to write cheesy fan fiction about yourself? 

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2 hours ago, Jasmar said:

She was doing it when she came here, iirc, so why not? Wherefore art thou, Shmoopy?

It must not be pay week at Spanky Inc.  Although Schmoopy insists (s)he isn't on the payroll there.

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My husband has similar coloring to RC. I think when I get home tonight I'll wax poetic about his gleaming golden lashes and delighted blue eyes; it's Valentine's Day, right?

(If you all don't hear from me for a while, you'll know my husband either had me committed, or locked me in the attic, Rochester-style. Don't worry, though--I could use a nice rest.)

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The "MARRIAGE EXPERTS after being married for two months" thing is cringey enough when it's a couple of 23-year-olds, but grown-ass adults doing it is REALLY not a good look.

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But remember, a truly godly friend won't criticize you, presumably not even for drunken driving:

N.B. the following: 

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If you are the friend on the journey, do not misrepresent God by using Him as your excuse to accuse or form opinions instead, ask God to keep you from being the friend that needed correction. 

 

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3 hours ago, nickelodeon said:

The "MARRIAGE EXPERTS after being married for two months" thing is cringey enough when it's a couple of 23-year-olds, but grown-ass adults doing it is REALLY not a good look.

And isn't this her 2nd or 3rd marriage already? Nothing wrong with that and with this many prior relationships in her past she probably knows her way around, but in their circles this actually shouldn't be something to be open about.

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Wait. Two people who have been married six times between them and have zero training as counselors in marriage and family therapy are going to tell me how to keep love alive through...a year and a half? Okay then.

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On 2/12/2018 at 7:00 PM, hoipolloi said:

Oh yes --  it does get worse:

:brainbleach::brainbleach::brainbleach:

How pathetically, dangerously, miserably sad is this? 

No sex before mariage, fine. I don't think there is an adult on the plaenet who would say sex before marriage is necessary. 

There isn't a "sex now/always" movement. 

But this...this....is nothing short of abuse. 

 

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Unfortunately, I think these two might really be soul mates.  "Lisa, darling, honestly I think I'm wonderful."  "RC sugar bear, I think I'm wonderful, too."  God made us for each other! 

I will say this.  I do hope, for the sake of their adult children and those young boys still at home, that RC has achieved sobriety, and that he wakes up clean, straight and sober.  And second? That he finds emotional sobriety.  Sometimes when people become sober, a nasty snarl of issues covered up by the drinking quickly surfaces.  Or a person finds that they don't know who they are when they're sober.  RC has been drunk for a large part of his adult life.  Who the hell knows what's really going on.  Again, for the sake of his kids, I hope things are going well.  If he were posting things like, "To God be the glory that I've stayed sober for this day" instead of flinging Bible fu and posting Bible memes, it would be much more honest and real. 

 If he is still drinking, things will go to hell pretty quickly. 

 

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I feel very sorry for the little boys. Having Spanky as your father is bad enough, having additionally to deal with the deaths of your mother and one of your sisters is heartbreaking. I totally agree with @Howl and hope he is sober and keeps his sons safe and loved.

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On 18/02/2018 at 11:49 AM, fundiefan said:

I don't think there is an adult on the plaenet who would say sex before marriage is necessary. 

I remember people saying things pretty close to that.

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