Lori Alexander 31: The Viral Godly Tudor

[Carol]

4 hours ago, AlwaysDiscerning said:

Today's topic--thong on beaches!! All those horrible women who don't wear much at the beach and how they cause men to lust!! I guess she was about due for this topic. You know, Lori, if you got out of southern CA you wouldn't be exposed to this. Do you see this in Door County? Nope, its a rare thing actually that is popular in the super liberal area you live in. 

$100.00 says Sexy Girl #11 prompted this post.

 

 

[older than allosaurs]

1 hour ago, onemama said:

Men in speedos look most unattractive, but a well-built man in well-fitted clothes is a nice sight. Should well-built men be made to wear ill-fitting clothes lest they cause us women to stumble?  

Ahh, thank you!! --an excuse to repost the Men in Suits essay: http://thesaltcollective.org/modesty-whensuitsbecomestumblingblock/

Also, my husband and I were talking about this, and here is our question. If women should not wear anything revealing because men are visual creatures and slaves to their lust, what about analogous male behaviors? Lori tells me that I am a weak creature made by God to crave the guidance and protection of a competent man. I just can't help myself.

Does that mean that if I latch on to some guy on the street and try to drag him off to split my firewood or pay my bills, it's his own fault because he looked so strong and/or affluent? I am weak and emotional. Why should I be held responsible for my behavior?

[AlwaysDiscerning]

LOL, I am pretty sure Sarah was referring to how men can walk around without shirts on. 

Unreal. If you wear a thong, you support abortion! Wonderful logic!

[usmcmom]

Someone told me there were puppies in this photo. I have looked and looked and looked (because I LOVE puppies) but I don't see them. Maybe because I am not visual...???

I wonder if Lori sees the puppies. 

[quiversR4hunting]

37 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

Someone told me there were puppies in this photo. I have looked and looked and looked (because I LOVE puppies) but I don't see them. Maybe because I am not visual...???

I wonder if Lori sees the puppies. 

Spoiler

If we all keep looking maybe one of us will see the puppies. Keep trying! I will too!

[usmcmom]

12 minutes ago, quiversR4hunting said:

If we all keep looking maybe one of us will see the puppies. Keep trying! I will too!

Maybe if we turn the photo upside down and tilt it a little...!

But I am no quitter. I will keep looking for those puppies AND for similar photos. 

[Hisey]

I think Lori should turn her head and look at the ocean during her walks on the beach. Look at God's beautiful creation instead of huffing and puffing about what other's are doing or worrying about what men are seeing. Maybe they LIKE to stumble, ever think of that?

Really, this lady has so much to be thankful for. She is almost 60 and healthy enough to walk on the beach. She can see well enough to see the ocean (and the thongs). She lives close to a beautiful coastline. She has the leisure time to go every day. She lives in an area with near-perfect weather. Four healthy kids and lots of healthy grandkids. So much to be thankful for, and she still finds a way to be unhappy or outraged. 

[usmcmom]

@Hisey you make such good points. 

I keep remembering the YouTube Lori did about her "awakening" in church and how she had decided to focus on the worship and time with God.  I guess that does not apply to the rest of her life - focus on the beauty around her instead of the "sins" of others. 

I think no matter where she is, no matter the scenery or the people around her, Lori is the ugliest thing in sight. I am not referring to her appearance but the shadow of bitterness she must cast everywhere she goes. 

[Red Jumper]

45 minutes ago, AlwaysDiscerning said:

 

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Unreal. If you wear a thong, you support abortion! Wonderful logic!

How do you what I wear under my jeans? 

However, I support the right for abortions even when I wear different underwear or when being in my birthday suit. Plus I strongly support the right indepently of what you choose to wear (on and off beach)

Contrary to Lori+leghumper(s) I do care about children. I don't beat them, I don't scare them claiming to be pious, and I don't write nasty things about their live choices/struggles.

I sometimes wear pants, sleeveless or low-cut or tight-fitting tops, short skirts, and thong underwear. But I neither claim to be God nor pretend to  help women by wanting to take from them the possibility to work or make their own choices.

 

I found 3 puppies, all of them are quite cute. They all wear green shorts or pants. Right? Right?? Do I have to share or can I keep all of them? I promise to take good care of them. Really!

[SweetLifeSunshine]

I sure hope someone gets a good laugh out of this. For y'alls viewing pleasure....... 

 

ETA: Im pretty sure she said that just for FJers enjoyment since she reads here  

[usmcmom]

Some of you non-visual smarty pants are ready for another challenge. There may or may not be a horse in this photo. 

Does Lori see the horse?

*sorry. I just can't help myself. I'm finished now. Mainly because I feel all hot and woozy. 

[AuntKrazy]

42 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

 I keep remembering the YouTube Lori did about her "awakening" in church and how she had decided to focus on the worship and time with God.  I guess that does not apply to the rest of her life - focus on the beauty around her instead of the "sins" of others. 

I think no matter where she is, no matter the scenery or the people around her, Lori is the ugliest thing in sight. I am not referring to her appearance but the shadow of bitterness she must cast everywhere she goes. 

My pastor had such a good sermon this week about "having the same mind as Christ" - and how his resolution in moving toward this is to try to look at people and choose the best/kindest possible interpretation of behavior.

Generosity is not just financial, but about how we interpret the part of the iceberg that we can see.

For example, if a professional dancer went to the beach; he or she may need to wear a thong just to avoid acquiring any sort of a farmer's tan that would be distracting in a performance.  

Lori's definition of selfishness seems to be "any behavior that does not conform to my expectations".

[Koala]

Holy effing cow, all the blathering on she's done about "wasting our husband's substance", and we find out she's been paying cash money to boost her posts?  Are you absolutely kidding me???

And the craziest part?  She admits the posts she "boosted" were her more controversial ones.  Why?  To sow strife among believers?  So she could sit back and watch the chaos?  So she could cry persecution when people came to disagree with her?

She wants the attention.  She loves it.  She has always wanted to be popular, and she's willing to pay for it.  Hell, she doesn't even care what she's popular for.  Just as long as people pay attention.  How pathetic.  I honestly feel sorry for what a miserable person she must be.

[Red Hair, Black Dress]

@older than allosaurs Oh my --- a man in a well cut suit (fans myself) or in jeans that fit, but not too tight (Levis are best) and a white button down shirt.  I'm positively overcome just thinking about it.

I'm not sure i can control myself or be responsible for my actions.   

Seriously though -- a man in a suit is a beautiful sight to see.

 

[Koala]

I do love that she managed to squeeze in another nod to her VIRAL post. 

She doesn't even need to pay for attention now!  Her VIRAL post got it for her for free!  

Did I already say "how pathetic"?  Because really, how pathetic.

Side note- Does anyone know how much these boosts cost?  She said she spent "some money" (because she's moderate, ya know), and she indicates she did it more than once.  How much has she spent on this craziness?

[delphinium65]

1 hour ago, usmcmom said:

Some of you non-visual smarty pants are ready for another challenge. There may or may not be a horse in this photo. 

Does Lori see the horse?

 

Huh? A horse? Is this one of those Magic Eye things? Because I suck at those. Must...keep...studying picture! 

[usmcmom]

11 minutes ago, delphinium65 said:

Huh? A horse? Is this one of those Magic Eye things? Because I suck at those. Must...keep...studying picture! 

Keep trying!!  It is probably best to zoom in and take GOOD LONG looks for long periods of time. If you start to feel faint - call the fire department. 

[quiversR4hunting]

15 minutes ago, Koala said:

Side note- Does anyone know how much these boosts cost?  She said she spent "some money" (because she's moderate, ya know), and she indicates she did it more than once.  How much has she spent on this craziness?

I can answer this! I am an admin for a local girl scout area and fb asks me if I want to boost an event. So this what it told me.

[AlwaysDiscerning]

22 minutes ago, Koala said:

I do love that she managed to squeeze in another nod to her VIRAL post. 

She doesn't even need to pay for attention now!  Her VIRAL post got it for her for free!  

Did I already say "how pathetic"?  Because really, how pathetic.

Side note- Does anyone know how much these boosts cost?  She said she spent "some money" (because she's moderate, ya know), and she indicates she did it more than once.  How much has she spent on this craziness?

Now that I have an fb page I understand more what things look like for Lori. FB is constantly pushing you to boosts posts. Here is what a screenshot looks like if I wanted to boost a post. You can as little as a few bucks but it will only reach 200 or so people. So, the more you pay the more you reach (allegedly). 

I think its great she finally admitted this. We called her on it months ago. We know her so well!

 

[Celtic Rose]

From the chat room.  Lori was at a womens retreat today, the speaker was a friend. Thought she said that they were evil.  Also she mentioned that her sister told her that she did not have a mean bone in her body

[AlwaysDiscerning]

@quiversR4huntingOooops we cross posted at the same time!

1 minute ago, Celtic Rose said:

From the chat room.  Lori was at a womens retreat today, the speaker was a friend. Thought she said that they were evil.  Also she mentioned that her sister told her that she did not have a mean bone in her body

Oh wow can you screenshot that and message me privately with it?

[quiversR4hunting]

35 minutes ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

a man in a well cut suit (fans myself) or in jeans that fit, but not too tight (Levis are best) and a white button down shirt.

So it isn't a white button down but nice jeans and a nice shirt does it for me! (For the record, still looking for the puppies and the horse)

[Celtic Rose]

Also did Ken go into Europe a lot on business trips.  Hope he was not near any beaches

[Koala]

Lori Alexander:

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Many women today are spendthrifts. They are continually going shopping and spending money or scouring the Internet for things to buy.

Yep.  Like, internet attention.  Did you know that you can buy internet attention, Lori?  You can.  Some women waste their husband's hard earned "substance" on it.

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They are not content with what they have and must have more and more. 

Yep.  Some women aren't content with the attention they already have, so they break out the old credit card and pay for more.  For Jesus, of course...

 

[Seahorse Wrangler]

1 hour ago, Red Hair, Black Dress said:

@older than allosaursOh my --- a man in a well cut suit (fans myself) or in jeans that fit, but not too tight (Levis are best) and a white button down shirt.  I'm positively overcome just thinking about it.

I'm not sure i can control myself or be responsible for my actions.   

Seriously though -- a man in a suit is a beautiful sight to see.

 

I'm prepared to Take Tom Hiddleston into protective custody. Just to save you all.