Where in the World Is Doug Philips (Who Is a Tool)? Part 6: With the Gyrating Flesh

[Palimpsest]

8 hours ago, DomWackTroll said:

"...the 'cute-ification' of evil..."

 

And, really, what the fuck is that image supposed to represent? As always with VF - historically inaccurate, sloppy, and slapdash!  And his followers lapped it up.

It seems to be a kid wearing cowboy boots dressed in a very vague approximation of a 1645-ish Parliamentarian (Roundhead) helmet.  The breastplate, chinos, and sleeves make no sense.

Well, we know VF revered old Olly Cromwell (Bradrick! even named a kid after him*) but they could have done a teensy bit better with the depiction.

*I had to explain that to an English FJ member at one point.  Oliver Cromwell is far from revered in the UK.  He is regarded as the decapitator of a monarch, the ultimate party pooper for doing away with Christmas, and the scourge of Ireland.  And Olly's beliefs did not last long at all.  England welcomed back Charles II, the Merry Monarch, back in 1660.  

Doug actually has far more in common with Charles II (a serial cheater) than he does with Old Oliver!

Sorry, historical rant over!

[hoipolloi]

Playing "Where's Dougie?" on some of the FB pages affiliated with Lady Flo & her crowd.

Looks like DPIART attended a Mardi Gras bash in Belgium last month and is even credited in a few photos.

Can't find an image of dancing or gyrating Dougie though.

[Howl]

My goodness, those people can celebrate! 

 

[Anonymousguest]

6 hours ago, Maxwell said:

I kinda know what he's trying to say, he just did a piss poor job of saying it.   :-/

I agree, I was forced to read much more of all that than I intended because I was trying to figure out what exactly he was saying. #3 for instance "The scariest thing you can do this Halloween is to completely skip Halloween and remember Reformation Day." His wording makes it sound like one of the scariest thing you can do is remember Reformation Day. That confused me, and I was forced to read to find out why he didn't like remembering Reformation Day. I think what he meant was skip Halloween and remember Reformation Day instead.

4 hours ago, CyborgKin said:

Well he does sorta explain 

 Dougie I don't think 'secular society' or 'industries like Hollywood' are particularly scared of you right now

He's shown us that he's very afraid of man. Afraid of people finding out who he worships now. 

[Pukingpearl]

Forgive me, for I have sinned. The last time I checked on Doug he was just smirking a bit. I missed this whole gallavanting about Europe with young and beautiful people for reasons unclear to me. It sounds fun...too bad he's a gross old pervert who destroyed the lives of many. 

I'm starting to feel like Doug is the guy who writes weird historic pornography and we just see whatever time period he's currently into.

[Quinquagenarian]

Here kitty kitty kitty. Liberty isn't the only birthday girl  https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=500123666996976&id=100009980410374

 

[Marian the Librarian]

2 hours ago, Quinquagenarian said:

Here kitty kitty kitty. Liberty isn't the only birthday girl  https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=500123666996976&id=100009980410374

 

I get "content not available." Is this screen-snippable?

[Quinquagenarian]

Marian. New at this. Hope I did it right. 

[Howl]

On 8/25/2017 at 6:52 AM, Pukingpearl said:

I'm starting to feel like Doug is the guy who writes weird historic pornography and we just see whatever time period he's currently into.

Heh!  A new line of revenue for our favorite bon vivant and general European gad-about. Personally, I'm wondering if the Doug-ster is a fetishist. 

[Marian the Librarian]

Thanks, @Quinquagenarian. "Phil Douglas" has blocked me on FB. I don't know if I can stand it...

[hoipolloi]

1 hour ago, Marian the Librarian said:

Thanks, @Quinquagenarian. "Phil Douglas" has blocked me on FB. I don't know if I can stand it...

Which has to put you on an honor roll of some kind!

 

[Hmmm_idolatry]

On 8/21/2017 at 2:07 PM, DomWackTroll said:

Aaaaaand it's now private. Hi, Doug! I know there's an eclipse going on, but I'm busy hounding you to the ends of the earth! 

The Boutique Tool made his account private?  That's just a damn shame.  I was looking forward to following his infidelity adventures. 

[bea]

Thanks, [mention=24667]Quinquagenarian[/mention]. "Phil Douglas" has blocked me on FB. I don't know if I can stand it...

LOL, he knows you're plotting against him.
Hi Doug! Hope your wife and kids and former cult followers are cool with you jetting around Europeand filming a nubile girl in skin-tight leopard outfit. Inquiring minds want to know WTF IS GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD THAT MAKES THIS EVEN MARGINALLY DEFENSIBLE GIVEN YOUR OWN STATED BELIEFS??
Arrrgh. I mean, film a pretty girl who's dressed up as a leopard, knock yourself out, but at some point, you might want to explain how you're reconciling this with your former weird fundamentalist Christian preaching. Either you didn't really believe it then, or you're okay with being on the highway to hell. Or you've decided to go big or go home when it comes to overhauling your life.

[Hmmm_idolatry]

On ‎8‎/‎26‎/‎2017 at 3:19 PM, bea said:

LOL, he knows you're plotting against him.
Hi Doug! Hope your wife and kids and former cult followers are cool with you jetting around Europeand filming a nubile girl in skin-tight leopard outfit. 

I'm sure his fundie friends would be horrified to see him filming scantily clad women at an event in the style of a Catholic celebration.  There were topless women in some of those Mardi Gras pics on that FB page.  The Boutique Tool is not only a slime ball, he's also a ginormous hypocrite.  

[ladyamylynn]

Ms. Van Eenoo is turning all of 25 and is virtually interchangeable looks-wise with the older Phillips girls. Doug doesn't get any less creepy with age now does he? 

[Quinquagenarian]

On August 23, 2017 at 6:02 PM, Palimpsest said:

seems to be a kid wearing cowboy boots dressed in a very vague approximation of a 1645-ish Parliamentarian (Roundhead) helmet.  

I think it's a try at Jamestown/Henricus like early 17th century settlers in the New World. Taking the ship in the background into account in guessing this 

[bea]

Ms. Van Eenoo is turning all of 25 and is virtually interchangeable looks-wise with the older Phillips girls. Doug doesn't get any less creepy with age now does he? 

Eeeew. Eeew, eeew, EEEW.
[emoji15]
GROSS.
And I hadn't even thought of that. Maybe it's a good thing he's not home. Lourdes was just a little older than the girls, too, right?

[Hmmm_idolatry]

I just want to PM all of these young women he's paling around with in Europe and tell them all about the "cinematographer" they are out with.  

[Howl]

13 hours ago, ladyamylynn said:

Ms. Van Eenoo is turning all of 25 and is virtually interchangeable looks-wise with the older Phillips girls. Doug doesn't get any less creepy with age now does he? 

 

11 hours ago, bea said:

And I hadn't even thought of that. Maybe it's a good thing he's not home. 

This has been gnawing at the edges of my mind and I don't even want to go there.  BUT, the similarities in appearance are hard to ignore and when I read the legal paperwork from the civil lawsuit, describing his uh, "abnormal" actions, red flags went up. 

 I mentioned up-thread the possibility of a fetish, but that's not quite the right word; it isn't dark enough, or frankly, pathological enough.  Obsession isn't quite right, either. Yes, better that he isn't home.  I just wish, deeply, that the girls would get the go-ahead to live their lives -- college, work, whatever, because the the possibilities of those girls meeting courtship-eligible boys in Durango is pretty much zip, especially since the patriarch is not on the scene to interview cock-block suitors.   That the older girls are still living at home, skirts only and without jobs (that we know of)  tells me that they are still very much VF-Patriarch-headship-NCFIC-SAHD, but I sincerely hope that toxic belief system is being shed. 

They should be gearing up for a road trip soon for the Sproul-Phillips wedding.  Sweet Rufus, what it must have taken to put that invitation list together, considering that both fathers have had epic and very public falls from grace.  I'm sure everyone will be circumspect at the reception and on their very best, tongue biting behavior with a no-gossip rule stringently enforced.  Will Doug be airing out the boys with a Wide Stance™ and will RC stay sober?  Stay tuned! 

[bea]

How can a family stay VF-Patriarch-headship-etc when the man in question has flown the coop? That's where I'm stuck. How do you submit to your father's leadership when he's screwing his way around Europe and filming mildly scandalous nouveau-burlesque?
If the patriarch isn't THERE, how do they run the family as a patriarchal one? I think that in situations where there's a death, the wife's father or brother or brother in law steps in. But Beall isn't even admitting DPIAT is GONE, though the kids must know. How do you persist in that life when the very foundation of that life - The Man With The Godly Penis - has ditched his family?

[sawasdee]

With bucketfuls of self deception.

Otherwise you have to admit to yourself that you had it all wrong all those years....

[Howl]

1 hour ago, sawasdee said:

With bucketfuls of self deception.

Otherwise you have to admit to yourself that you had it all wrong all those years....

Especially when your family was the pre-scandal/VF implosion poster family for NCFIC.

Beall is likely the center currently holding the family together and who knows how she will parse her devotion/love/loyalty to her husband and square that with patriarchy and if her Christian beliefs will ever evolve away from the patriarchal wife mindset.  I would assume she still strongly believes that marriage is forever and she still loves her husband, who is, after all, the father of their 8 children. 

I also want to say that Doug would not be the first man who continues to love (however you define that with him) his wife and family and starts a second, [trying to be] secret life. Except DWP can't keep anything secret because he can't quit social media and fj has the scent.  Were it not for fj (!), he'd be doing fine with his silly little aliases.  

This brought up a really old memory from where I lived previously.  There was a guy with wife and kids who got a good paying steady job out of town.  Rather than uproot the family, it was decided that he would work and live at his job location during the week and commute "home" on weekends.  Years later, it was discovered by wife #1 that he was married to, and had fathered several children with, wife #2 in the town where he worked.  Wife #1 and Wife #2 did not know about each other and this went on for many years.  Don't know who blew the lid off that one, but it was epic.  

 

[Quinquagenarian]

On ‎8‎/‎27‎/‎2017 at 9:02 PM, bea said:

How can a family stay VF-Patriarch-headship-etc when the man in question has flown the coop? 

Denial. Lots of it. And lots of spin to the Internet free children. 

[hoipolloi]

2 hours ago, Quinquagenarian said:

And lots of spin to the Internet free children. 

Which would probably be, at most, the younger 3-4 kids.

Hard to believe that the oldest ones -- especially Joshua & Justice -- are unaware of what their erstwhile father is up to or havenʻt seen any of it online.

[bea]

Oh, I bet they have. But they've been raised with the Kool-Aid, I don't think they'll get out. Maybe the younger ones.