Aunt Lori Alexander 22: Criticising your poop and pining for Gilead

[Destiny]

Continued from here:

 

[mango_fandango]

Lori is still spouting shit, from both ends now- she's trying to produce two pounds of poop a day. How the fuck she's measuring this is anyone's guess... 

[Jucifer]

From what Jelly Babies quoted from L's chat room on the last thread, how can anyone 'bounce their eyes?'  What does that even mean?

My husband doesn't leer at women. My friends' husbands don't.  My male friends don't either, and none of them are religious.

They're  not creeps.

[Loveday]

"Criticising your poop." Because with modest Lori, absolutely NOTHING is off-limits to criticise or gossip about.  

[Hisey]

What? is that true, or a joke? She's trying to increase her poop? Up to 2 lbs? The woman needs more to do.

There is one nasty kitchen scale somewhere in the Alexander household.

[Loveday]

1 minute ago, Hisey said:

What? is that true, or a joke? She's trying to increase her poop? Up to 2 lbs? The woman needs more to do.

There is one nasty kitchen scale somewhere in the Alexander household.

Thanks for that, I think! I'm laughing and gaggiing at the same time!

[Jelly Babies]

10 minutes ago, Jucifer said:

From what Jelly Babies quoted from L's chat room on the last thread, how can anyone 'bounce their eyes?'  What does that even mean?

I think it means not giving second glances at something.

[delphinium65]

6 minutes ago, Hisey said:

There is one nasty kitchen scale somewhere in the Alexander household.

One can only hope it's not in the kitchen anymore...

[Koala]

17 minutes ago, delphinium65 said:

One can only hope it's not in the kitchen anymore...

Oh, I'm sure she wipes it down with her Norwex chicken & dirt cloths.

13 minutes ago, Joyce said:

A moderator on the FB chatroom commented:

Does this mean that if one posts about physical abuse without going through the moderators, the post will be deleted?

They don't want people to see them telling women to stay in dangerous situations in order to save their husband's soul.

[Loveday]

1 minute ago, Koala said:

Oh, I'm sure she wipes it down with her Norwex chicken & dirt cloths.

I'm not laughing any more, I'm just gagging! 

Just had a disgusting thought--I wonder if Lori uses that Norwex cloth to clean up cat barf, too... 

[delphinium65]

6 minutes ago, Koala said:

Oh, I'm sure she wipes it down with her Norwex chicken & dirt cloths

Dang it, I was trying to keep my mind from going there!    

[Joyce]

@Loveday Yes, maybe Lori uses Norwex to clean poop and barf. It's no wonder that they smell.

I read again Lori's post on spanking women, and it seems Ken is egging her on so that she will be arrested. Sneaky Ken.

[Koala]

6 minutes ago, Loveday said:

I wonder if Lori uses that Norwex cloth to clean up cat barf, too... 

Sure!  She just rinses them with lukewarm water, and lays them out in the dirt to dry when she's done.  

 

[usmcmom]

Since I just got two new kittens, somebody shared this with me. I am happy to let Lori take on this craft and make a nice little Etsy shop. Glad I can help. 

[kpmom]

15 minutes ago, Joyce said:

 

I read again Lori's post on spanking women, and it seems Ken is egging her on so that she will be arrested. Sneaky Ken.

Either that or it's one of his fantasies come to life.

Wonder if he had a 10 minute & lube session as soon as they got home?

[Jelly Babies]

Is women not working/working from home literally all Lori cares about?!

[EowynW]

1 minute ago, Jelly Babies said:

Is women not working/working from home literally all Lori cares about?!

No you cannot pray that she find a way to make money from home. Pray that the lady finds a effing better job like she asked you too and shut the hell up about your opinions on other peoples' lives. 

[molecule]

It isn't like Lori will actually remember to pray for this woman.

[Joyce]

I asked Lori to post something about how to earn money working from home, but I doubt if she posted anything recently. 

[Free Jana Duggar]

17 minutes ago, Jelly Babies said:

Is women not working/working from home literally all Lori cares about?!

As Todd Chrisley would say, "Are you for real right now?".   No mention of condolence for the woman who lost her child's father. Not even a "How tragic".

[Koala]

A smiley face?  Really? That's just absolutely callous.  I guess she just doesn't care.

Didn't she even have a chat room rule about posting prayer requests?  If I remember correctly, she didn't want to be bothered with them.

 

[BlackSheep]

19 minutes ago, Jelly Babies said:

Is women not working/working from home literally all Lori cares about?!

Let's assess this.

• a family is grieving and a little girl lost her father
• another little girl is sick
• a prayer request for our nation
• a prayer request for lost souls
• the commenter is looking for a better job and is praying for direction

Lori's response?

"Can I pray that you find a way to make money from home?"

She ignored every matter raised, and forged ahead with her agenda of keeping women at home. When will her followers see that she is blinded by her own hubris?

[AlwaysDiscerning]

[BlackSheep]

She deletes negative blog comments after reading the first few words.

We, her critics, read everything carefully. We look at things from different angles. We discuss. We take screen shots. We keep track. We draw on our varied backgrounds and beliefs to examine what's really going on. We see the details and the big picture.

[mango_fandango]

Holy shit. Lori is absolutely DISGUSTING.