PornHub to help plow in Boston and New Jersey

[47of74]

PornHub, stepping up to the challenge once again...

bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2017/03/13/pornhub-snow-plow-boston/

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When Boston plow truck drivers get to work clearing snow during tomorrow’s big storm, they’ll have some help—from Pornhub.

Pledging to assist anyone who “wants to get plowed,” the adult entertainment site says it is sending out a fleet of branded trucks to clean the city’s streets and parking lots for free.

“The Pornhub team understands that by this time of year, most cities have run up their budget in snow removal,” Pornhub Vice President Corey Price tells Boston, “and we thought we’d lend a hand in getting our fans plowed.”

The cheeky service, which is only being offered in Boston and New Jersey, is slated to begin when the flakes start falling overnight and continue for the duration of the storm, Price says. Each of the trucks—he says there are more than two dozen of them—will have the porn website’s black, white, and orange logo on their plows and doors.

Lol.  Could you imagine the fit some of the reiches would have if one of these PornHub trucks showed up to clear the parking lots at their churches? 

[Destiny]

OMFG I AM DYING LAUGHING. It hurts. Make it stop. OMG

[Palimpsest]

Hey, why are they only doing this in Boston and NJ?  Not fair.

PornHub trucks can come up here and plow my driveway anytime.

 

[47of74]

56 minutes ago, Destiny said:

OMFG I AM DYING LAUGHING. It hurts. Make it stop. OMG

Glad to be of service. 

With some of the more fundies, I wonder what their reactions would be if they found out that someone in their family/church/etc invited PornHub to plow.

I  imagine something like this...

[Cartmann99]

When I read the title, I thought this was going to be about an ad directed at those affected by the storm. Something like, "We'll get you so hot and bothered that all of the snow on your block will melt!" 

[December]

That's pretty funny, and it'll be even funnier to hear about people in a snit over it! 

[47of74]

35 minutes ago, December said:

That's pretty funny, and it'll be even funnier to hear about people in a snit over it! 

And if they pass that anti self service bill in Texas the government could make money off all the extra self service that was going on to pay PornHub.  Win/win!

[RosyDaisy]

Hey, if PornHub wanted to help my area after a natural disaster, I would be very appreciative.