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Man arrested for getting it on with a fence


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This was not Florida;

statesman.com/news/local/austin-man-who-was-having-sex-with-fence-charged-with-exposure/KKleKe1kDGaXi9ZUj5W73K/

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Eleodoro Estala, 32, was arrested for indecent exposure after he was seen exposing himself and making lewd gestures around 11:25 a.m. Wednesday at a residence off North Lamar Boulevard, according to the affidavit.

The caller told police she was looking out of her duplex window and saw Estala, her neighbor, urinating on the side of the fence that separates their property, according to the affidavit.

According to the affidavit, Estala put his mouth on the chain link fence and stuck his tongue out.

The woman then saw Estala begin to “have sex with the fence,” according to the affidavit.

 

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Glad to see that Texas Man is joining the fun.

Is it wrong to wish that the fence was wood & he'd have gotten splinters in a naughty place?  :P 

(PS: Thanks for making me smile, @47of74. It was greatly needed.

 

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How can you fuck a fence? Surely it's just a masturbation tool? 

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22 minutes ago, mango_fandango said:

How can you fuck a fence? Surely it's just a masturbation tool? 

Where there's a willie, there's a way.  ;) 

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1 hour ago, LadyCrow1313 said:

Where there's a willie, there's a way.  ;) 

Sure is, and people get very creative about how to use said willie.

2 hours ago, LadyCrow1313 said:

Glad to see that Texas Man is joining the fun.

Is it wrong to wish that the fence was wood & he'd have gotten splinters in a naughty place?  :P

 

No, not at all.  That would've been quite the story for Untold Stories of the ER.  Someone getting his equipment all full of splinters.   Some doctor having to pick them all out one at a time.  LOL.

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