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18 hours ago, meee said:

And I realized that it's the same initials as Spurgeon, anyway, so I don't think they'd do that.  I still think she'll go with something both normal and biblical/virtue-ish.  Okay, my second guess will be Lydia Rose.

NOPE NOPE NOPE. Lydia Rose is exactly what I would name a daughter if I had one! Jessa's not allowed to steal it!!!!! 

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I never guessed a girls name... hmm... Judith Esther Seewald.  Because it's biblical as shit, awkward as hell, and would be adorable in a little child's lisp.

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I don't believe for a second that Jessa and Ben haven't decided on a name for #2 yet.  I think they're just keeping the suspense going and will sell the announcement to the highest bidder.  The world is wondering and they know it.  $$s.

Since they've been babbling about adoption again, I wonder whether they might name a boy Muller (after George Muller, a friend of Charles Spurgeon who cared for orphans).  I'll keep my guess for a boy's name as Calvin Michael, out of sympathy for the child, but there's no telling with these two.

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Now that Jessa said she wants a 3-bedroom, it makes me think it's a girl because God forbid infant children on different genders share a room. 

Putting in my bet for February 5th...8lbs 3oz. :)

Her name shall be Jessa Jr....because Blessa wears the pants in that relationship. 

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Smuggar and Anna had 2 kids of opposite sexes in the Mold House for two years. They might have even shared the bedroom (I know Mikey was in the master for a while after he was born). 

If Jessa still keeps up with the Bateses, she might know that Zach and Whitney's kids share a bedroom. 

But yeah, after kid #3, they need more space. Smuggar got transferred to DC just in time. Wasn't Marcus like a week old when they moved? I live in a 2 bedroom condo about the same size as the Mold House, and no way 3 kids could live here, even littles. 

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Maybe they assume it's ok with just a toddler and a baby. It's as the kids get older and there are more of them that the gender separation occurs. Bradley's only two and Kaci isn't even one.

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12 hours ago, Stormy said:

Not just this, but I'm putting my money on that this second baby won't be nearly as "easy" of a baby as Spurgie. They've had it too good for too long.

This is one of the reasons I think I want to stop at one. I realise Miniway has been super easy and I'm not sure I could handle a harder one. :tw_grimace:

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16 hours ago, SamiKatz said:

I live in Canada, but my friend adopted a child and made known that he would be home schooled.  My friend had a university education however and had home schooled her older child, who had applied for and been accepted at several universities so that might have been a consideration.

If I adopted a child (which I'm not going to do, nor will I have biological children, but theoretically) I would absolutely insist on homeschooling them because of the very simple fact that I was homeschooled myself and continue to be shocked on a regular basis by how much better my education was than that of people who went to public school. My fiancé went to one of the best public schools in California and was in many AP classes, yet I was taught so much more about history, literature, many sciences, and even economics that it's just... mind-boggling. My mother had no real university/college education either, and only the limited resources of the pre-internet age to work with. I can only imagine how I could improve on the education she gave me with the resources now available. Of course, my mother did NOT homeschool for religious reasons, and people who homeschool for religious reasons almost universally do a horrible job of it, IME, which ends up sadly giving it a bad reputation.

Anyway, the reason I wanted to delurk and post to this thread was to add my bets on Jessa's crotch muffin. I'm getting married on February 9th, so I have to bet on the latest Duggar spawning happening that day. It'll be another boy (no sister moms for you, Jessa) and huge, somewhere around 10lbs 7ozs, with a shockingly normal name.

Also, Kim Jong Boob has got to be the funniest fundie nickname on this entire forum. I snort-giggle every time I read it.

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7 hours ago, VixenToast said:

I never guessed a girls name... hmm... Judith Esther Seewald.  Because it's biblical as shit, awkward as hell, and would be adorable in a little child's lisp.

Judith is from the Apocrypha, which Protestants chucked out the window as not being canon compliant enough fanfiction for their archive. Esther is a strong candidate, though.

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7 hours ago, Dandruff said:

I don't believe for a second that Jessa and Ben haven't decided on a name for #2 yet.  I think they're just keeping the suspense going and will sell the announcement to the highest bidder.  The world is wondering and they know it.  $$s.

Since they've been babbling about adoption again, I wonder whether they might name a boy Muller (after George Muller, a friend of Charles Spurgeon who cared for orphans).  I'll keep my guess for a boy's name as Calvin Michael, out of sympathy for the child, but there's no telling with these two.

don't foster children already come named - they can't change the name 

6 hours ago, Jinder Roles said:

Now that Jessa said she wants a 3-bedroom, it makes me think it's a girl because God forbid infant children on different genders share a room. 

Putting in my bet for February 5th...8lbs 3oz. :)

Her name shall be Jessa Jr....because Blessa wears the pants in that relationship. 

so she gave it away - silly jessa - now we know 

so the name for a girl is Heaven Pleasure 

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Seemonkey Birthpool :text-lol:

Date:

Jan 16 - TeamDefraudinSquad

Jan 26 - GotCaughtDancing/VixenToast

Jan 27 - nst/Mizandry/

Jan 28 - actuallyjessica/Four is Enough

Jan 29 - SorenaJ/Kira

Jan 30 – Bugaboo

Jan 31- nst/seasonsoflife/Karma

Feb 1 - ScorpiousMalfoy/Justmy2cents/Kira/Joyleaf/19kittens/Jatalie1996/Nashville92/Mela99/Captain Obvious/nst

Feb 2 - Pasta/ViolaSebastian/goldengrove/Dandruff/Kangaroo

Feb 3 - 3arrowsandnotcounting/Fundie Bunny/MotherofDragons

Feb 4 - Carm_88/SassyPants/RosieDaisy/ General Jinjur/singsingsing

Feb 5 - frugalitymom/Bad Wolf/VineHeart137/JermajestyDuggar/season of life/GoddessofVictory/candygirl20013/meee/AlwaysExcited

Feb 6 - Incognito22/HarleyQuinn/nst

Feb 7 - HRM1216/Nicole Jinger Duggar

Feb 8- wikinggirl/Hollywood/Jinder Roles

Feb 9 - CatchThatCow/VixenToast/pamplemousse

Feb 10 - Screamapillar/Stormy

Feb 11 - sndral

Feb 12 - TeamDefraudinSquad

Feb 13 - NakedKnees

Feb 14 - eveandadam/Buzzard/sansan

Feb 15- Jiraffe

Feb 16 - habert

 

Names:

Boys:

Aiden Benjamin- Nashville92

Balthazar - Coffeebean7

Baxter Wyatt - habert

Benjamin Robert - 19kittens

Bodhi-Bob Tozer Elias – GotCaughtDancing

Boy-with-a-fairly-normal-name- seasonsoflife

Calvin- JermajestyDuggar

Calvin Benjamin- season of life

Calvin Emanuel - SassyPants

Calvin Knox - Four is Enough

Calvin Michael- Dandruff

Carmichael Saint - Screamapillar

Cotton Mather - Denim Jumper

Dever Sproul- Pasta

Dietrich- Mela99

Elijah - elliha

Flame Calvin - sndral

Harris- Mela99

Hart - sansan

Hudson Beckett/Wycliffe – Adidas

Hyder- Mela99

Increase Mather - FloraKitty35

Irenaues Newton- Carm_88

Knox Luther Calvin Jesus - VixenToast

Kumbaya – MoonFace

Liddell Bunyan- jas

Luther Charles – eveandadam

Martin Luther- Mercer

McRae- Mela99

Mordecai Westley - Wenny

Pence Bannon- HarryPotterFan

Peregrine Moses James - Gobsmacke

Rodicul Vincent - Pasta

Rosh Benjamin – Kira

Samson-eveandadam

Samuel- eveandadam

Some Stupid Name- HarleyQuinn

Stud Benjamin - epic fail/nst

Thorncrown Michael- Helena Handbaket

Tebow Tozer - CatchThatCow

Tozer - Babsi/3arrowsandnotcounting/nst/wikinggirl/Dandruff/Jessalyn/

Tozer Arthur - MargaretElliott

Tozer Benjamin - Actuallyjessica/Mizandry/Jatalie1996

Tozer Benjamin Jesus - WhyNotJulie

Tozer Calvin - SorenaJ/Stormy

Tozer Martin - Incognito22

Ulysses Tozer - Stormy

Ulysses Wyatt - habert

Von Zinzedndorf Calvin- General Jinjur

Washer Calvin- TuringMachine

Wilberforce - jqlgoblue

Wilberforce Josiah - Nicole Jinger Duggar

Wilberforce Knox – MargaretElliott

Wycliffe Calvin- pamplemousse

 

Girls:

Allison – fluffernutter

Azubah Esther- General Jinjur

Benoni Grace - Kira

Blessed Faith - MoonFace

Bodhi-Bob Tozer Elias - GotCaughtDancing

Charlotte Hope - HRM1216

Daisy Conway - hasunah

Dorcas - Dubiousclaire

Ephratah - habert

Faith Michelle- tabitha2

Galilee – JermajestyDuggar

Girl-with-a-huge-bow- Karma

Grace- Vineheart137

Haphzibah Ivankah- HarryPotterFan

Heart - sansan

Heaven Pleasure- nst

Hope Michelle - Carm_88

Inheritance Grace- singsingsing

Jessa Jr- Jinder Roles

Judith Esther- VixenToast

Katherine - fluffernutter

Kumbaya – Moonface

Lottie Moon- AlwaysExcited

Lydia Rose- meee

Mariah Nicole - Wenny

Nature theme - epic fail

Nevaeh Grace - Bad Wolf

Novalee-Grace Carmichael - MargaretElliott

Obscure Religious -

Old-fashioned - MargaretElliott

Olivia Grace - Kira

Penelope Guinn (PenGuinn) - Dandruff/who else said this last thread???

Prudynce Crystal- Jiraffe

Pink – jqlgoblue

Psalm Lottie- TuringMachine

Prime Snarking Material

Prudence - Fundie Bunny

Reasonably Normal (Unusual Spelling)- Kangaroo

Sandra- eveandadam

Sarah Elizabeth- meee

Selah – SportsGalAnnie

Selah Gwyn- pamplemousse

Selah Michelle – QuiverFullofBooks

Shoshana Guinn/Susannah Guinn- Captain Obvious

Siloam- eveandadam

Slessor Carmichael - Mizandry

Slessor Haseltine - Joyleaf

Sophia Nicole- Nashville92

Virtue Name - ScorpiusMalfoy/Jiraffe/Carm_88/

Zipporah/Tsipporah - Wenny

 

Unisex Names

Prime Snarking Material ;) - VelociRapture

 

Weight/Length:

Weight:

4 kilos (8 pounds 13 ounces)- elliha

6lbs – Pasta

7lbs 5 oz-tabitha2

7lbs 6oz – ViolaSebastian

7lbs 8oz- season of life

7lbs 10oz- Helena Handbaket

7lbs 11oz - HRM1216

8lbs - nst/habert/goldengrove

8lbs 3oz- Jinder Roles

8lbs 5oz- Captain Obvious

8lbs 6oz - Wenny

8lbs 7oz - Nicole Jinger Duggar/Incognito22

8lbs 8oz - Bad Wolf/

8lbs 10oz - Bugaboo/Nashville92

8lbs 13oz - Screamapillar

8lbs 14oz - VixenToast

8lbs 15oz – GotCaughtDancing/pamplemousse

9lbs- General Jinjur/singsingsing

9lbs 2oz- MotherofDragons

9lbs 4oz - 3arrowsandnotcounting

9lbs 7oz - actuallyjessica

9lbs 8oz - SassyPants

9lbs 12oz – Stormy/meee

10lbs - eveandadam/19kittens/HarleyQuinn

10lbs 3oz - sndral

Bigger than Spurgeon- Kangaroo

 

Length:

19.5 in - HRM1216

20in - Bugaboo/Wenny/tabitha2

21in - VixenToast/actuallyjessica/singsingsing

21.5 in- pamplemousse

22in - Incognito22

 

I think that the names are getting sillier and sillier. It really is Groundhog day! I feel like I've been doing this for a while. Come on Seemonkey, make your appearance! 

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31 minutes ago, nst said:

don't foster children already come named - they can't change the name 

You can change their name at the adoption and some people do, I find that to be crazy but it happens and i could easily see Jessa trying to change a four years name.

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Continue here (I moved the baby pool over; don't worry!):

 

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