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Grimalkin

Unintentionally hilarious religious art

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       I need a really good laugh at the moment. We were laughing on the Munk thread and I did not want to derail it. 

    http://www.cracked.com/article_19947_the-11-most-unintentionally-hilarious-religious-paintings.html

I will post a few highlights and some I found.

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This man looks so annoyed at Jesus. 

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I've seen the ones of Jesus up to bat with the kids, and carrying the football... sandals and football. Really.

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As you can tell from my avi, I effing love Anglo Jesus portrayals. This hottie boxer Jesus is my favorite. He is gonna TKO Satan in under a minute:

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And I think he might be a younger version of The Big Lebowski.

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My contribution: Ohio's pride and joy, the big butter Jesus, presented before and after lightning strike.

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In that last one, you'd think the son of God wouldn't have a male pattern baldness. Guess we can blame Mary's father for that. 

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How about bad Jesus tattoos?

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1 hour ago, JermajestyDuggar said:

As you can tell from my avi, I effing love Anglo Jesus portrayals. This hottie boxer Jesus is my favorite. He is gonna TKO Satan in under a minute:

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And I think he might be a younger version of The Big Lebowski.

He looks like one of the Gibbs brothers. Andy? Barry?

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I am partial to "unsalted Jesus" myself...

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23 minutes ago, MarblesMom said:

I am partial to "unsalted Jesus" myself...

Oleo Lord... :my_tongue:

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1 hour ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

He looks like one of the Gibbs brothers. Andy? Barry?

Barry definitely!

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13 minutes ago, ladyamylynn said:

Barry definitely!

That's right; Andy never wore a beard and mustache!

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   Why is Jesus such a busy body control freak?! Let them do their job for Christ..... crying out loud!

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      I think this is something Gabe would do.

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      This is weird. And his head is disproportionately small.

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2 minutes ago, Grimalkin said:

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      I think this is something Gabe would do.

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Is that one supposed to be Joseph Smith?

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Just now, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

Is that one supposed to be Joseph Smith?

     I have no idea, but that makes sense. I googled weird religious art.

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7 minutes ago, ladyamylynn said:

http://rationalfaiths.com/absurd-moments-in-mormon-art-part-1-the-anti-fashion-christ/

This is a hilarious blog post by a Mormon guy poking fun at some seriously bad Mormon art. Here's a highlight!

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       This is awesome! The good thing about being a recluse is that I can hang this stuff up in my house because nobody would ever see it! 

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4 hours ago, Grimalkin said:

 

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Man, this guy really has all bases covered. Smoking cigarettes, snorting cocaine, drinking liquor, injecting something, a HUMAN SKULL just hanging around...  I don't know what that thing on the doorknob is but I assume it's further evidence of his depravity.

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2 minutes ago, Coy Koi said:

Man, this guy really has all bases covered. Smoking cigarettes, snorting cocaine, drinking liquor, injecting something, a HUMAN SKULL just hanging around...  I don't know what that thing on the doorknob is but I assume it's further evidence of his depravity.

     .......Are they......nunchucks?!

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Don't bogart the junk again, JC. *eyes nunchucks*

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4 hours ago, WhatWouldJohnCrichtonDo? said:

He looks like one of the Gibbs brothers. Andy? Barry?

I thought he looks like Kris Kristofferson.

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Reminded me of something I saw on Patheos years ago so I hunted it down...

Apparently it's something a whole cult about boinkin' for Jesus published, so, even more "welp".

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12 hours ago, ladyamylynn said:

My contribution: Ohio's pride and joy, the big butter Jesus, presented before and after lightning strike.

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You aren't a true Ohioan if you don't have a picture of yourself and two of your friends making the Ohio State O-H-I-O using big butter Jesus as the "H."

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10 hours ago, Coy Koi said:

Man, this guy really has all bases covered. Smoking cigarettes, snorting cocaine, drinking liquor, injecting something, a HUMAN SKULL just hanging around...  I don't know what that thing on the doorknob is but I assume it's further evidence of his depravity.

And if you follow back to the site for the full image, there's a gun and some playing cards on the table too.  Gotcha covered.

I recommend the art4god.com site for more head scratchers:

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WAS Big Butter Jesus REALLY made out of butter, or was that just its color?

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