Lori Alexander 13: Transformed and Still Judgey

[polecat]

1 hour ago, usmcmom said:

I really hope Lori's followers will take up a collection and get that poor lonely man a bedroom. 

I am looking forward to Lori's next post about the plunging neckline fetish. Should be highly informative. 

 

Maybe low necklines are okay if you have small breasts that don't really show all that much -- after all, small breasts are godly breasts, according to Lori.

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We must teach our daughters and young women in our lives that it is okay to be small.  Actually it is much more comfortable and as you age, large ones just hang down and start not looking so pretty. 

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Then she tacks on, 

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Teach them to be content with the way God created them and confident who they are in Christ.

But I guess that she means "be content unless you have large breasts that hang down and don't look so pretty. In which case, sucks to be YOU, you gross big-breasted wench! 

 

Lori Alexander, the gift that keeps on giving. 

[Koala]

Why am I not surprised that this man is discussing his sexual preferences with Lori?  

Why would a godly, discrete woman know that this man has a fetish for swimsuits and yoga pants? Why would she know what he wants his (non existent) wife to do in the bedroom?

Why would Lori share info about such a highly personal matter with her readers?  Why is she not creeped out by it?

The answer?  She loves it!  

I have never known a woman who talked more about sex than Lori Alexander.  I have never known a woman who talked online with men about sex as often as Lori does.  She is a very vulgar person, and discrete is one of the absolute last words I would use to describe her.

Her readers are noticing too.  I have seen more than a few express concern over the direction her "ministry" is taking.  Soon she'll be left with nothing but a bunch of MRA types that want to talk about what they like in the bedroom.

[Pasta]

Did she tell him he's wrong for liking what he likes? 

[Koala]

3 minutes ago, Pasta said:

Did she tell him he's wrong for liking what he likes? 

Heavens no!  He was created that way.  It's the women who are sinning against him, by wearing the outfits he daydreams about the wife he doesn't have wearing in the bedroom.

[December]

1 hour ago, polecat said:

"Both of which I hope my wife will wear to the bedroom, if I ever have one." 

This poor man doesn't even have a bedroom. Maybe he should focus on sorting that out rather than fetishizing women in yoga pants all day?

 

Okay, I had to go reread the post again to make sure you didn't just write that as a joke! I seriously wonder if someone's trolling her.

Also, anything can be a "fetish item" as long as there's someone with a fetish for it out there somewhere. Even modest clothing and behavior will inevitably be some people's turn ons. But I'm pretty sure the vast majority of women wearing yoga pants are wearing them cause they're comfortable, they like how they look in them, or maybe (just maybe!) they are going to an exercise class.

[Koala]

And I remain convinced that these jabs are directed at her own daughter.

[Fascinated]

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why would ur wife wear a swimsuit in the bedroom

Haha. I love this comment. She either missed Lori's point entirely, or she is giving her the gears. I hope it's the latter. 

[polecat]

23 minutes ago, Koala said:

And I remain convinced that these jabs are directed at her own daughter.

I fully agree. 

 

[Koala]

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Are you bold enough to speak to the women leadership of your church and ask them to teach godly submission? Have you tried? I have and it wasn’t received well at all so I began a blog and decided to teach them this way instead.

We have long suspected that Lori was slapped down by the leadership at her church, and  she has admitted that she and Ken have been rejected as mentors.

*side note* I thought Lori said she would never attend a church that allowed female leadership?

In Dec. she wrote:

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 There are plenty of churches with female preachers for women to attend, but they are not biblical. I sure would never attend one. 

So she wouldn't attend a church that allowed a female preacher, but female leadership is okay?

And what about women being silent in the church?  Why was Lori going to anyone about anything?  Shouldn't that be Ken's job?  

Of course those rules don't apply to Godly Lori.  Not only is she confronting church leaders, she's trying to control what they teach (despite the fact that she believes she is easily deceived).  

But back to her and Ken being rejected by both church leadership and church members...

She recently said:

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In the twelve years that I have been mentoring women personally, not one has told me that what I teach is dangerous.

Nope.  That's not true at all.   

They told her that her teaching was dangerous when they flatly rejected her attempts to incorporate it into church. 

Individual couples told her it was dangerous when they rejected her and Ken as mentors.

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We have mentored a couple who decided they didn't want to meet with us after the first time. I have met with women who have decided the same thing. They don't like being corrected or told they are doing anything wrong. I seriously doubt they will ever have a great marriage

So again, Lori lies.  She says she's never been personally rejected, but she's already admitted that she has.

Her childlike response? *Stomps foot* If you don't do things MY WAYS, you'll never have a great marriage.  

 As if she and The Horse of Truth actually have a great marriage.

[Free Jana Duggar]

2 hours ago, polecat said:

Maybe low necklines are okay if you have small breasts that don't really show all that much -- after all, small breasts are godly breasts, according to Lori.

Then she tacks on, 

But I guess that she means "be content unless you have large breasts that hang down and don't look so pretty. In which case, sucks to be YOU, you gross big-breasted wench! 

 

 

LOL Well, my husband seems to prefer them a little bigger, so I guess my DD's are OK with him. 

[feministxtian]

D cup with all the wonderful effects of nursing and gravity here...

What the everloving fuck is Lori's hang up with boobs and sex? I mean, I think I can count on one hand the number of times I have discussed sex with any of my friends. We're all married or have significant others...it's safe to bet we're all having sex so what's the point of talking about it? 

That bitch got issues...big issues. She needs a therapist and meds tout suite. 

[dairyfreelife]

While it is true that larger breasts can risk more back issues and are prone to sag more with age, and I am usually not one to go automatically to "oh, just jealous", I think that's the case here. Me thinks Lori is totes jealous of women with larger breasts. She doesn't appear to have huge breasts and since she has smaller breasts that makes them godlier. Remember, if you are not like Lori, you are not a godly person. She not only speaks for god, she embodies the image of a perfect godly woman also. If you are not exactly like her, you are not the perfectly perfect and godliest of godly women. 

[usmcmom]

"...large ones just hang down and start not looking so pretty"?????

HOW? How can a grown women talk so crudely and be so dumb??  I cannot get over her choice of words. Remember when she explained that anal sex was wrong because "it's the wrong hole."???

She is like a middle school boy who is overrun with hormones and obsessed with sex - so obsessed with sex that he can't get himself to school. 

She is as offensive as Cabinet Man. No wonder she admires him so much. They have the same love of low level talk. 

[laPapessaGiovanna]

16 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

"...large ones just hang down and start not looking so pretty"?????

HOW? How can a grown women talk so crudely and be so dumb??  I cannot get over her choice of words. Remember when she explained that anal sex was wrong because "it's the wrong hole."???

She is like a middle school boy who is overrun with hormones and obsessed with sex - so obsessed with sex that he can't get himself to school. 

She is as offensive as Cabinet Man. No wonder she admires him so much. They have the same love of low level talk. 

And the "punp him dry"? I'd love to know in which occasion her godly ears came into contact with such a low expression and why it got stuck in her godly, discreet and modest memory, inquiring mind needs to know...

ETA now I remember! From one of the worst arseholes, wife abuser, children spanker, torture and murder enabler Michael Pearl himself! Screeshot for proof under spoiler

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[kpmom]

I agree, she is obsessed with sex.

Sadly for her, she's with a man who only thinks about his own needs.

 

 

[feministxtian]

11 minutes ago, kpmom said:

I agree, she is obsessed with sex.

Sadly for her, she's with a man who only thinks about his own needs.

 

 

Maybe that's her problem...she's horny and is taking it out on the world. Lori honey, if you're that bad off, God gave you a hand too...go check out the Adam and Eve site and get you some aids to relieve your stress..

[polecat]

54 minutes ago, feministxtian said:

D cup with all the wonderful effects of nursing and gravity here...

What the everloving fuck is Lori's hang up with boobs and sex? I mean, I think I can count on one hand the number of times I have discussed sex with any of my friends. We're all married or have significant others...it's safe to bet we're all having sex so what's the point of talking about it? 

That bitch got issues...big issues. She needs a therapist and meds tout suite. 

Mine grew obscenely after nursing. And maybe they sag, sure, but I'm 42 -- pretty sure all breasts over an A or B cup probably sag to some degree after a point. But isn't that why we have underwire bras? I hitch these puppies up, and off we go. Yeah, maybe they catch crumbs from every meal I've ever had, and maybe they look borderline pornographic even in turtlenecks, but who cares? They're just part of my body. 

I don't know why Lori has such a problem with other women and their bodies, but she's clearly got some deep-seated issues. 

[onemama]

34 minutes ago, dairyfreelife said:

While it is true that larger breasts can risk more back issues and are prone to sag more with age

Mine are small and they sag. They look like deflated water balloons. Pretty they are not, but I guess they're still "godly"

3 hours ago, Free Jana Duggar said:

 

 That passage also mentions she gave things to her maidservants, so that shows she likely had a nanny as well.

Just like Lori! That explains it .... she thinks she's the proverbial chapter 31 wife.

2 hours ago, Koala said:

Why am I not surprised that this man is discussing his sexual preferences with Lori?  

Why would a godly, discrete woman know that this man has a fetish for swimsuits and yoga pants? Why would she know what he wants his (non existent) wife to do in the bedroom?

Why would Lori share info about such a highly personal matter with her readers?  Why is she not creeped out by it?

The answer?  She loves it!  

I have never known a woman who talked more about sex than Lori Alexander.  I have never known a woman who talked online with men about sex as often as Lori does.  She is a very vulgar person, and discrete is one of the absolute last words I would use to describe her.

Her readers are noticing too.  I have seen more than a few express concern over the direction her "ministry" is taking.  Soon she'll be left with nothing but a bunch of MRA types that want to talk about what they like in the bedroom.

Yes. Methinks Lori's days as "Godly mentor to women" may be nearing their end, unless she changes her ways (haha!) and finds another crowd of women to scold.  That Steph girl sure likes to stir the pot! (facebook)

2 hours ago, Koala said:

Heavens no!  He was created that way.  It's the women who are sinning against him, by wearing the outfits he daydreams about the wife he doesn't have wearing in the bedroom.

And she wouldn't ever dare scold a man! She doesn't teach men, remember?

2 hours ago, December said:

 

Also, anything can be a "fetish item" as long as there's someone with a fetish for it out there somewhere. Even modest clothing and behavior will inevitably be some people's turn ons.

My hubby likes loose fitting skirts and he doesn't like them to be particularly short. So there.

[wikinggirl]

4 hours ago, ViolaSebastian said:

Wait, so now we're not supposed to wear things that are fetishized? No high heels, no stockings, no swimsuits, no boots, nothing in certain fabrics like leather or spandex? Ridiculous. What about children, are they allowed to wear diapers? Yeah, that's a fetish too. 

Or what if we break something? Casts are a big fetish! This coming from someone who found (innocent) pictures of herself on a German cast fetish forum. 

[Koala]

55 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

She is like a middle school boy who is overrun with hormones and obsessed with sex - so obsessed with sex that he can't get himself to school. 

Lori Alexander:

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This is all most husbands want...a naked wife who smiles a lot. 

She truly is obsessed.

[feministxtian]

21 minutes ago, Koala said:

Lori Alexander:

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This is all most husbands want...a naked wife who smiles a lot. 

Hoooooleeeeey shit! That is SO not what husbands want (at least the ones I know)...I can only speak authoritatively about my own husband, and while he thinks I'm all sexy and stuff when I'm nekkid (methinks the boy has issues about that) he thinks I'm sexy WITH my clothes on. and I dare say that he wants a whole lot more than just that. 

[polecat]

3 hours ago, December said:

Okay, I had to go reread the post again to make sure you didn't just write that as a joke! I seriously wonder if someone's trolling her.

Also, anything can be a "fetish item" as long as there's someone with a fetish for it out there somewhere. Even modest clothing and behavior will inevitably be some people's turn ons. But I'm pretty sure the vast majority of women wearing yoga pants are wearing them cause they're comfortable, they like how they look in them, or maybe (just maybe!) they are going to an exercise class.

lol, to be fair to the guy, I think he just has questionable grammar and really meant that he doesn't have a wife. But it sounded like he didn't have a bedroom, so I ran with it. 

[usmcmom]

Well maybe Ken has told Lori "Look, just get naked and smile. That's all I want from you."  We all know he is that shallow AND it's not like Lori is capable of intelligent conversation, humor or moral support.  

i'm guessing that really is all Lori is to him.  Lori's number one rule: If it s true for her marriage, it's true for all marriages. 

[feministxtian]

2 minutes ago, usmcmom said:

Well maybe Ken has told Lori "Look, just get naked and smile. That's all I want from you."  We all know he is that shallow AND it's not like Lori is capable of intelligent conversation, humor or moral support.  

i'm guessing that really is all Lori is to him.  Lori's number one rule: If it s true for her marriage, it's true for all marriages. 

Lori's existence, to Ken, is nothing more than a method of "godly" masterbation. Instead of jacking off, all he needs is 10 minutes, a little coconut oil and no mess to clean up. He sounds a lot like my x-husband. You don't know how thankful I am for a husband who thinks so much more of me than that...silly boy thinks I hung the moon and if I told him to kiss my feet he would...I thank God every day for him. 

[Hisey]

I thought this might interest you guys. It's written by Lori in today's comment section:

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Lori Alexander says:

January 6, 2017 at 4:20 pm

Let me know how they respond to you. The head leader at our church said, “The subservience of women will not be taught at this church!” and that was it.

I was never taught godly submission, modesty, or being a keeper at home at any retreat or Bible study either. I didn’t enjoy retreats much either, however, at the last Bible study I attended, I was able to slip in biblical principles for women quite often! 

So it does appear she received a smackdown by her church officials (who are men and church leaders so you'd think she'd listen to their automatically-godly advice). 

Sometimes I make the mistake of taking Lori seriously and I get worried I am not doing things right. When that happens, I ask Mr. Hisey, "Do men really wish women would ____?" I fill in with some Lori-sanctioned advice like "just be naked and smile" or "have sex even when we feel sick"? He always looks at me with a combination of astonishment and perplexity and says, "WHAT? No, of course not." Then he gets irritated and says, "Are you reading that crazy fundie again?"

2 hours ago, feministxtian said:

Lori's existence, to Ken, is nothing more than a method of "godly" masterbation. Instead of jacking off, all he needs is 10 minutes, a little coconut oil and no mess to clean up. He sounds a lot like my x-husband. You don't know how thankful I am for a husband who thinks so much more of me than that...silly boy thinks I hung the moon and if I told him to kiss my feet he would...I thank God every day for him. 

I can really see that, especially if Ken believes masturbation is evil. If it is, then his only form of sexual release is sex. No wonder he is so frantic about it. I sometimes wonder what he'd do if Lori were to pass away--what are fundie widowers allowed to do? Masturbate but only if they think about their deceased wife? Live without sexual release?