The show we call can't wait to see. - Courtney Stodden

[doggie]

well no real surprise really. I love how mom calls her her little girl. She is sleeping with a 51 year old guy she is not little anymore. I think she has a opposite curved back to make them boobs always sticking out.

 

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2 ... n-turns-17

 

Happy birthday Courtney Stodden!

 

The 16-year-old blonde bombshell who married her 51-year-old actor boyfriend Doug Hutchison turns 17 Monday, and the newlywed exclusively told RadarOnline.com about her birthday plans.

 

"I'm so happy! This is the best birthday ever," Courtney gushed about her big day. "17 is going to be even better than 16 because I'm going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!"

 

PHOTOS: Meet Courtney Alexis Stodden

 

Courtney's big plans to spend the day at Disneyland are on hold until the heat wave gripping Southern California subsides, but she said after a shopping trip she and her hubby might hit a local lake to cool off in the water.

 

"There's never a dull day with Courtney around," Doug told RadarOnline.com.

 

He surprised his 17-year-old wife with her first birthday gifts from Victoria's Secret, her favorite store.

 

PHOTOS: Scandalous Hollywood Ladies

 

Courtney's mom Krista Stodden told Radaronline.com that she was happy to be celebrating the big day as her little girl hits a big birthday milestone.

 

"I'm very proud to be Courtney's mom and Doug Hutchinson's mother-in-law."

[Sweetpea1]

Yuch. Just absolutely squicky.

[ladypuglover]

I share a birthday with that little tramp!?! :shock: Sheesh, it was bad enough with MJ, now her. There goes my happy day. :evil:

[doggie]

I share a birthday with that little tramp!?! :shock: Sheesh, it was bad enough with MJ, now her. There goes my happy day. :evil:

sorry about that.

[Kitty]

Ew.

Is it me, or is it creepy to give your wife/girlfriend lingerie from Victoria's Secret as gifts? I know VS sells more than lacy undies, but still, I don't thing I'm that far off in thinking some of those gifts were undies.

Also, Victoria's Secret is her favorite store? WTF?

"Big birthday milestone"? SHE'S SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD THAT'S NOT A FUCKING MILESTONE.

[ladypuglover]

sorry about that.

Me too. :cry:

[Austin]

Does this girl have some connection to fundies? I can't seem to find that anywhere, but I can't get her wiki page to open. . .

[formergothardite]

What about high school? Does she go? Drop out? Get a GED? Have they brought her education up at all?

[formergothardite]

Does this girl have some connection to fundies? I can't seem to find that anywhere, but I can't get her wiki page to open. . .

I don't know, but she did make a huge deal about being a virgin when they got married and he said his only wish is that he had saved himself for her. Or something like that.

[Austin]

Well, if she really was 16 years old, I don't exactly consider that a major feat. I'm going to move this thread into Worldly Distractions.

[Kitty]

What about high school? Does she go? Drop out? Get a GED? Have they brought her education up at all?

I was under the impression she had already finished, somehow, at 16.

It's likely she's still in high school, but takes classes online.

[doggie]

he quit high school because of her adult actions/sluttiness/the way she acted made her a target. I saw a music video when she was 14 and she strutted around with her boobs thrust forward and sexy/slut attitude. There has to be something wrong in that household.

[Kitty]

he quit high school because of her adult actions/sluttiness/the way she acted made her a target. I saw a music video when she was 14 and she strutted around with her boobs thrust forward and sexy/slut attitude. There has to be something wrong in that household.

There is something VERY wrong in that household. I don't for one second buy that Krista Stodden is simply a mother being supportive of her daughter in a rather unusual relationship that some people might frown upon. This is batshit crazy, Krista is a diabolical stage mother who is literally pimping out her own daughter, groomed to look and act like a vapid porn star stereotype, to an old creeper. Ew, ew, EW.

[kunoichi66]

ewwwwwww, this is nasty!

What the heck is a sixteen\seventeen year old doing to have a lingerie shop be her favourite shop?! :confusion-shrug: does she have no interests whatsoever? When I was seventeen, I was going through an anime phase, for Goddess' sake!

Just ewwwww.

[kunoichi66]

Courtney's mom Krista Stodden told Radaronline.com that she was happy to be celebrating the big day as her little girl hits a big birthday milestone.

:angry-jumpinganger: Oh lord, that is disgusting.....a little girl?

[ThisOlGirl]

I share a birthday with that little tramp!?! :shock: Sheesh, it was bad enough with MJ, now her. There goes my happy day. :evil:

Happy Birthday, LPL! Since you and 'ol Court share a birthday, maybe you could throw on a pushup bra and make porn faces at your SO. I imagine that's what She'll be doing for her special day. Wait--she does that every day--nevamind.

[ChunkyBarbie]

I share a birthday with that little tramp!?! :shock: Sheesh, it was bad enough with MJ, now her. There goes my happy day. :evil:

Me too! Happy Birthday!

[deelaem]

he quit high school because of her adult actions/sluttiness/the way she acted made her a target. I saw a music video when she was 14 and she strutted around with her boobs thrust forward and sexy/slut attitude. There has to be something wrong in that household.

Does it ever occur to you that a 16 year old girl who acts "slutty" is acting out some severe issues in her life? And where else are her boobs supposed to go if not forward? Obviously she's a product of atrocious parenting and exploitation, so why are you and others running her down? I am so sick of people blaming women for being too sexual, when all the messages they receive from society and the media are that a woman only has worth by virtue of her sex appeal.

And if you took the time to look at a sexualized music video of her when she was only 14, then I have to wonder more about you than I already do.

[doggie]

Does it ever occur to you that a 16 year old girl who acts "slutty" is acting out some severe issues in her life? And where else are her boobs supposed to go if not forward? Obviously she's a product of atrocious parenting and exploitation, so why are you and others running her down? I am so sick of people blaming women for being too sexual, when all the messages they receive from society and the media are that a woman only has worth by virtue of her sex appeal.

And if you took the time to look at a sexualized music video of her when she was only 14, then I have to wonder more about you than I already do.

of course that is why I and others have said there is something wrong. but now she is married and she has to be responsible for herself.

yes I was looking for earlier videos on youtube. I wanted to see how she acted then. that is somehow wrong? I don't think anyone here does not think she needs help though but she is now responsible for herself and she needs to do it herself. I don't find her attractive at all.

[Kitty]

Does this girl have some connection to fundies? I can't seem to find that anywhere, but I can't get her wiki page to open. . .

The only connection I believe she has is that she claimed to have been a virgin until marriage. well, when you marry at 16, it's not that hard to wait...

[kunoichi66]

The only connection I believe she has is that she claimed to have been a virgin until marriage. well, when you marry at 16, it's not that hard to wait...

*snort*

This whole situation really, really bothers me....for the obvious reasons, but there is something wrong here that I can't quite put my finger on...

[kunoichi66]

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/ ... etic-twee/

Read this last few lines.

BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAA :clap: :clap: :clap:

[doggie]

her tweets seem kind of scripted more like a book would read. a really poorly written romance book.

[kunoichi66]

One of the comments does talk about taking the bad erotica away from her...

[Kitty]

somebody take the erotica books away from this meth face child & give her a school book. She thinks shes turning people on but shes just making everyone barf.

I wouldn't say meth-face. Coke-face is more appropriate, amirite? :dance:

Those tweets really do sound like bad erotica. Like, horrid romance novels, like you'd find at supermarket checkouts for like, $1.50, and are indistinguishable from the fantasy novels right above them.