Man Drives Over Self on Way Home From Strip Club

[clueliss]

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article110531747.html#fmp

You know of course this only caught my attention on Facebook and made me race here to post because it said Florida, right?  

 

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On his way home from a strip club, a Florida man fell out of his truck, ran himself over and then ran off, troopers say.

Read more here: http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article110531747.html#fmp#storylink=cpy

 

 

[47of74]

9 hours ago, clueliss said:

http://www.kansascity.com/news/nation-world/national/article110531747.html#fmp

You know of course this only caught my attention on Facebook and made me race here to post because it said Florida, right?  

 

 

Thanks for the heads up!  That's just the sort of thing that would've made me come here to share it with the rest of the FJ world.

[paulypepper]

the Florida Highway Patrol said he fell out of his 2016 Ford pickup and promptly ran over his own leg.

The man is still on the run.

LMFAO! I daresay that if he ran over his own leg that he is still on the run!

[Fundie Bunny]

How... how the fuck did that even happen?

[SnazzyNazzy]

Good thing he survived, because that is some Darwin Award stuff right there.

[LadyCrow1313]

This story is a perfect correlation with @SnazzyNazzy's profile picture. Nicely done!