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Here comes Florida man, roaring back to life after sliding into obscurity;

thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/x-rated-boardwalk-romp-578932

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AUGUST 25--A man spotted yesterday afternoon performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk told cops that he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty,” according to a criminal complaint.

A Treasure Island Police Department officer found Tracy Briley, 50, with his shorts at his ankles and “penis out in plain view” around 1 PM Wednesday. Briley, the cop noted, “was performing cunnilingus on a female subject laying on the beach boardwalk.”

Briley, seen at right, told the officer that he was homeless and “had nowhere else to have sex except in public.”

When Officer Zakariah Dorman arrived on the boardwalk, Briley’s companion--who is not identified in the complaint--was clothed. She was subsequently transported to a local hospital “reference to a medical issue.”

 

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You never know when there will be a cunnilingus emergency! Someone give this man the respect he deserves for being a first responder!

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On 8/26/2016 at 5:11 AM, CrazyCatLady said:

You never know when there will be a cunnilingus emergency! Someone give this man the respect he deserves for being a first responder!

What's the number for this emergency service? (Asking for a friend.)  :GPn0zNK:

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On 26 August 2016 at 4:13 AM, Grimalkin said:

    That homeless man looks like Richard Gerre.

Like a cross between him and Jeff Bridges. 

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21 hours ago, mango_fandango said:

Like a cross between him and Jeff Bridges. 

And obviously he's not a golfer.

Insert any other Lebowski cracks here.

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Considering it was Florida Man, from the title, I seriously thought it might be about a man performing oral *on* the actual boardwalk. If the Ohio(?) guy can fuck a van...

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On ‎8‎/‎28‎/‎2016 at 5:10 PM, Hera said:

Considering it was Florida Man, from the title, I seriously thought it might be about a man performing oral *on* the actual boardwalk. If the Ohio(?) guy can fuck a van...

He'd have a helluva time explaining how he got splinters in places he shouldn't have to his doctor.  :my_biggrin:

Spoiler

no spoiler; hit that by mistake  :P 

 

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Misdemeanor trespassing on what - the woman?  Was he the only one arrested because her clothes were on at the time the police arrived?

What a weird story.

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