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Jazz Hands, Sparkle Crotch: Erika Schupe Pt. 9

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Thread title from @Jellybean! Although I have to say, it almost makes the Schupe-momster sound fun. 

Continuing on from here: 

 

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I really hope Karen and Melanie move out together and have many normal young adult adventures. (And the other children be afforded normal childhood experiences, like having friends that aren't related to them)

 

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For a brief, barely lucid second, I thought Erika had come out in favor of vajazzling. 

I don't think she's loosened up THAT much though. 

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2 hours ago, princessmahina said:

For a brief, barely lucid second, I thought Erika had come out in favor of vajazzling. 

I don't think she's loosened up THAT much though. 

Oh, I'm SO glad I happened to swallow before reading your comment.  I almost choked as it was and tea would have gone all over my laptop!

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2 hours ago, princessmahina said:

For a brief, barely lucid second, I thought Erika had come out in favor of vajazzling. 

I don't think she's loosened up THAT much though. 

Well, she has been updating and editing old posts. Might wanna check the "prettying up mom" entry, just to be sure.

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They really haven't been updated all that much. In the latest post, all the photos are the originals from when the post was first published back in 2011.

I LOVE the name "Jazz Hands, Sparkle Crotch". Heeheehee.

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7 hours ago, princessmahina said:

For a brief, barely lucid second, I thought Erika had come out in favor of vajazzling. 

I don't think she's loosened up THAT much though. 

That is NOT a mental picture I wanted to make but it was funny, none the less

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8 hours ago, mango_fandango said:

They really haven't been updated all that much. In the latest post, all the photos are the originals from when the post was first published back in 2011.

I LOVE the name "Jazz Hands, Sparkle Crotch". Heeheehee.

New post count title, perhaps? ;)

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So I have a mod for the Sims 3 that allows teenagers to live on their own. I enjoy playing "teenagers ran away and have to make their own way now," in the game, and sometimes I play Runaway Fundie. I should merge and rename my two teenage girl runaways and play Escape From The Hamster Cage!

(I also enjoy making a teenager, a kid, and a toddler and playing A Series of Unfortunate Events- but they are on their own).

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21 hours ago, princessmahina said:

For a brief, barely lucid second, I thought Erika had come out in favor of vajazzling. 

 

As she defends short hair for women this could actually be her thing...

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1 minute ago, dilannsmom said:

As she defends short hair for women this could actually be her thing...

You and @16strong made me choke on my cake. That was some well needed laughter, thank you :) 

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Guys, the visual of this thread title...  I keep picturing Erika, short-haired but "whispy," white-toothed-wide-grinning, on-stage, with sparkly jazz attire, vivacious jazz hands, a wide stance, and a rainbow emanating from the crotch...with a few rainbow  unicorns dancing in the background.  

Maybe the sparkle crotch was too much for me...

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Erika's short 'wispy' hair reminds me of a prof I had in college (years ago) who had a stick so far up her ass it wasn't even funny.  She'd fail you in the class (more than half my class failed) for one minor thing.

Maybe that haircut is code for 'stick up my ass' like the Kate Gosselin one is the 'Can I speak to the manager?" haircut.

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13 hours ago, amandaaries said:

Guys, the visual of this thread title...  I keep picturing Erika, short-haired but "whispy," white-toothed-wide-grinning, on-stage, with sparkly jazz attire, vivacious jazz hands, a wide stance, and a rainbow emanating from the crotch...with a few rainbow  unicorns dancing in the background.  

Maybe the sparkle crotch was too much for me...

This brings to mind the parody video by Sherry Vine (who's absolutely FABULOUS, by the way) for Katy Perry's song "Firework" (I think that's the name), & it's called "Firecrotch". One of the visuals is seeing bright light coming from various people's crotches.

Now I've got the visual of Erika dressed as Columbia from RHPS & having light emanating from the front of her shorts. I need some of this, STAT:  :brainbleach: :brainbleach: :brainbleach:

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2 hours ago, LadyCrow1313 said:

This brings to mind the parody video by Sherry Vine (who's absolutely FABULOUS, by the way) for Katy Perry's song "Firework" (I think that's the name), & it's called "Firecrotch". One of the visuals is seeing bright light coming from various people's crotches.

Now I've got the visual of Erika dressed as Columbia from RHPS & having light emanating from the front of her shorts. I need some of this, STAT:  :brainbleach: :brainbleach: :brainbleach:

Wonder if Erika is as good at tap dancing as Columbia is? 

"I was walkin down the street just a-havin a think, when a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink!"

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2 hours ago, LadyCrow1313 said:

This brings to mind the parody video by Sherry Vine (who's absolutely FABULOUS, by the way) for Katy Perry's song "Firework" (I think that's the name), & it's called "Firecrotch". One of the visuals is seeing bright light coming from various people's crotches.

Now I've got the visual of Erika dressed as Columbia from RHPS & having light emanating from the front of her shorts. I need some of this, STAT:  :brainbleach: :brainbleach: :brainbleach:

Wychling showed me a video of a Barbie-type doll from China(I think) that had sparks emanating from her crotch.  Oy vey.  And to think all I had was a doll called Poor Pitiful Pearl.

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They've been on a picnic. Karen's in a skirt again, but that means nothing. Line dancing for the teens, apparently. It does seem kinda fun. 

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She's posted a photo of the timers they use, because they may not go exactly by the clock with their schedule but by the timer. From the chart underneath, it seems the twins are learning to read. Well, you can see Lilly's chart, but I assume Lacey has one as Erika is all about the twins doing everything together. She's probably doing it as a summer thing so she can get them both reading before the start of the next academic year. 

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On 7/8/2016 at 5:44 PM, amandaaries said:

Maybe the sparkle crotch was too much for me...

This gives a whole new meaning to sparkle motion.

sparklemotion.jpg

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Campfire dinner. Karen's wearing green skinny jeans. Can't quite tell if Melanie's in a skirt or not. But, you can pretty much see CLEAVAGE in that photo! Obviously not actual boobs but you can tell where they start. They're not as rigid about necklines as some (looking at you Maxwells), and Erika stated somewhere that they allow most tops (bar spaghetti straps for the older girls etc) as long as they don't show cleavage.

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8 hours ago, mango_fandango said:

Campfire dinner. Karen's wearing green skinny jeans. Can't quite tell if Melanie's in a skirt or not. But, you can pretty much see CLEAVAGE in that photo! Obviously not actual boobs but you can tell where they start. They're not as rigid about necklines as some (looking at you Maxwells), and Erika stated somewhere that they allow most tops (bar spaghetti straps for the older girls etc) as long as they don't show cleavage.

I know that Erika is a fan of the Maxwells. I'm hoping this new wardrobe of Karen's is a sign that Erika has seen the Titus 2 ministry for what it is, at least a little. The Shupes have to see Sarah Maxwell and feel a little nervous. When Karen does get older and meet someone, Erika is probably also nervous to be cut out of her life like Bob and Erika did to Bob's dad and dad's girlfriend. 

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6 hours ago, Eternalbluepearl said:

I know that Erika is a fan of the Maxwells. I'm hoping this new wardrobe of Karen's is a sign that Erika has seen the Titus 2 ministry for what it is, at least a little. The Shupes have to see Sarah Maxwell and feel a little nervous. When Karen does get older and meet someone, Erika is probably also nervous to be cut out of her life like Bob and Erika did to Bob's dad and dad's girlfriend. 

I wonder if that would make Erika rethink her position on his family.

Nahhh...

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The title of this thread. THE TITLE!!!!!

It makes me happy. 

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Karen's outfit is so cute. It's something I would wear (I'm partial to lace and colored skinny jeans), and I'm pretty modest in my personal tastes. Boggles the mind that anyone (read: fundies) would have a  problem with her outfit.

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I just searched the LFOP blog and I can't find the post anymore about the shunning of Bobs family. It must be gone. :my_confused:

10 minutes ago, 16strong said:

Karen's outfit is so cute. It's something I would wear (I'm partial to lace and colored skinny jeans), and I'm pretty modest in my personal tastes. Boggles the mind that anyone (read: fundies) would have a  problem with her outfit.

And yet, worrying about things that don't matter much seem to be a fundie hallmark. 

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