Vision Forum Now Closing, Doug Phillips Still a Tool-Part 2

[Lillybee]

Doug Phillips is not only a tool, he is the most expensive Craftsman's tool set.

[WonderingInWA]

Doug Phillips is not only a tool, he is the most expensive Craftsman's tool set.

Oh, now, don't bring shame to the Sears name! Dougie is his own brand of tool!

[apple1]

My 'ick' rxn is not informed by any recent scandal. The fact that he may or may not have put his tool in a place it did not belong &/or cooked the books at VFM has far less to do with it than the crap he openly, even proudly, peddled encouraging emotional incest and patriarchal worship when he was up on his.pedestal being worshiped as a man of wisdom.

That was just as creepy when it was filmed as it is today. Doug is a tool, Doug always has been a tool, Doug will always be a tool.

That video was disgustingly creepy. I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

[uber frau]

That video was disgustingly creepy. I couldn't even watch the whole thing.

Sorry, I've been hungover on codeine.

That was a really clunky way of saying: Creepy? Hell, yes! But its not creepy because Doug (is a tool) has defrauded anyone (im using the fundy and common definitions there). It's creepy because we know that he promotes seriously unhealthy father/daughter relationships and we interpret what we see on the light of that upfuckery.

[twin2]

[WonderingInWA]

C'mon, Bradrick. The public is waiting for you to comment on the Dougie situation. We know you know that, and somehow your normally completely asshatted outspoken self is hiding away and being quiet. At what point, Petey, are you going to either defend your mentor or condemn him? I guess you and your father-in-law are trying to avoid saying anything until you know who is on Dougie's side and who isn't. That's very brave and Christian of you. I hope your followers are proud of your cowardice. The longer you wait, the further you fall. Just look at Dougie.

[DarkAnts]

According to their logic, its not Doug Phillips is a tools fault. Its his wife's fault. She should have done a better job at being a wife so he would not have been tempted to stray. :roll:

[ThisOlGirl]

I think we need to all step back and give Sippy Cup some time. I mean, this is his BOSOM FRIEND we're ripping apart. For all we know, Petey has locked himself in his office, away from Kelly and the kids, where he's sobbing, going through old pictures of the Anaconda Hunting Trip, and listening to "The Way We Were" on a constant loop (aaaand take it away, parody writers).

[thoughtful]

I think we need to all step back and give Sippy Cup some time. I mean, this is his BOSOM FRIEND we're ripping apart. For all we know, Petey has locked himself in his office, away from Kelly and the kids, where he's sobbing, going through old pictures of the Anaconda Hunting Trip, and listening to "The Way We Were" on a constant loop (aaaand take it away, parody writers).

Working on it.

In the meantime, perhaps because Casablanca is on TV right now, I must do this:

[thoughtful]

I probably shouldn't have done this with "As Time Goes By" playing in the background -- perhaps I should tackle that, next! :lol:

Mem’ries,

Of an anaconda hunt

Manly, boldly-colored memories

Of my Doug, the tool.

Scattered pictures,

Of each macho little stunt.

Stunts we pulled on one another

Oh, my Doug, the tool.

Can it be that we were all so manly then?

Or do we imagine that we rule?

If we had the chance to be such tools again

Tell me, would we? could we?

Mem’ries, fellows-hipping in a pew

Posing on the bridge with Dougie,

When it is was all fresh and new!

Now it's dominion

I will remember

Whenever I remember

My Doug, the tool.

My Doug, the tool.

[ThisOlGirl]

Fellows-hipping never gets old for me. Yes, I'm 12.

Bravo, Thoughtful! That would be an awesome song for an all men's choir to sing.

[WonderingInWA]

And there we go, fellow FJers. I have broken out in song with Thoughtful's lyrics and my kids are wondering why I am laughing so hard. BUSTED! LOLOLOLOL!

[thoughtful]

OK, now every song about lost love is parading through my head.

With apologies to Comden, Green, Styne and Judy Holliday (another one where there were lines that just had to be left as-is!):

The party's over

Someone peeked under the rug,

They’ve found your hand in the till

You’ve taken your fill, dear Doug.

It's time to wind up the masquerade

Just make your mind up the piper must be paid

The party's over

The last scam finally came,

You told, but Doug, did you kiss?

It seemed you gave Christians quite a bad name.

Now you must wake up, all dreams must end

Take off your makeup, the party's over

It's all over, my friend

x8BGHt18JTI

[thoughtful]

Fellows-hipping never gets old for me. Yes, I'm 12.

Bravo, Thoughtful! That would be an awesome song for an all men's choir to sing.

How about these guys?

H-OzUE3RNMI

Who came up with fellows-hipping? It was classic.

[WonderingInWA]

If I could like that a million times, I would! Brilliant! I wish someone could figure out a way to post that anonymously to Dougie's FB page. Or even Petey's FB page. Bwah ha ha....

[Cleopatra7]

My addition to the Doug is a Tool limericks:

A tool named Doug had a vision,

A 200 year plan did he envision.

But he met a young lady,

With whom his relations were shady,

And his goals are in need of revision.

[DomWackTroll]

Peter, hunched over the bar in RC Sproul Jr.'s basement, glass of whisky in hand:

My funny Calvinist

Sweet comic Calvinist

You make me guard with my heart

Your romps are laughable

So photographable

Yes you're my pompous, boring fart

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a spewing beak?

When you open it to squeak

At your (imaginary) tart?

But don't change the lie for me

Not if you cry for me

Stay, little Calvinist, staaaaaaay

Each day is Reformation Day...

[Marian the Librarian]

There once was a fundie named Doug

Whose wide stance was ever so smug.

He cheated on Beall,

And is now catching Hell.

And from BRADRICK!? There's nary a shrug.

[MamaJunebug]

Oh, our parody-ists .... J'adore the bunch of you.

The bus is fast approaching Be-all, and girlfriend's gonna be-all over the pavement, underneath that monstrosity. Has someone posted a link to the pharisette who transcribed Kevin Swanson's diatribe on marriage partners who don't give their beloved all the sex they need? OH, babies, it's recent, it's out there. Heck, maybe I saw it here and am being repetitious. My apologies if so. If not, let me know and I'll get it - it's on my smartphone but not here at the library.

I haven't the foggiest idea how to make an LOLDOUG but that photo of him bent over backstage at the SAICFF screams at me to be captioned, "Doug's lost his contact lens, everybody stay still while he looks for it." (Lame-o, I know, but I never said I was one-tenth as clever as thoughtful, DomWack and the rest of you snazzy snarkers!

[thoughtful]

Peter, hunched over the bar in RC Sproul Jr.'s basement, glass of whisky in hand:

My funny Calvinist

Sweet comic Calvinist

You make me guard with my heart

Your romps are laughable

So photographable

Yes you're my pompous, boring fart

Is your figure less than Greek?

Is your mouth a spewing beak?

When you open it to squeak

At your (imaginary) tart?

But don't change the lie for me

Not if you cry for me

Stay, little Calvinist, staaaaaaay

Each day is Reformation Day...

:worship:

The whole thing, but especially the bolded.

[DomWackTroll]

Oh, our parody-ists .... J'adore the bunch of you.

The bus is fast approaching Be-all, and girlfriend's gonna be-all over the pavement, underneath that monstrosity. Has someone posted a link to the pharisette who transcribed Kevin Swanson's diatribe on marriage partners who don't give their beloved all the sex they need? OH, babies, it's recent, it's out there. Heck, maybe I saw it here and am being repetitious. My apologies if so. If not, let me know and I'll get it - it's on my smartphone but not here at the library.

I haven't the foggiest idea how to make an LOLDOUG but that photo of him bent over backstage at the SAICFF screams at me to be captioned, "Doug's lost his contact lens, everybody stay still while he looks for it." (Lame-o, I know, but I never said I was one-tenth as clever as thoughtful, DomWack and the rest of you snazzy snarkers!

If you could post the link that would be great; I don't think anyone has yet. We should start keeping track of the Beall shamers. So far we have Kirk and Kevin.

[mnwnwmwmn]

This scandal is the most entertaining thing ever.

First, Twin2, your BRADRICK! alerts light up my life.

Second, anyone else notice that bluebehemoth has been down for days? Either they're awful at tech support, or they are slowly dismantling this company bit by bit.

I have a hunch that we aren't hearing anything from the Brown camp because Scotty may be the one with the proverbial gun at Doug's head. No one is better positioned to take over the reins of what is left of vision forum than he is. He's been running his own conferences for a few years now, and last year he even ran his own Father/Daughter retreat. He also has a rumored history of steeplejacking. (ephesians511.wordpress.com)

If this is the case, BRADRICK! would be smart to keep his mouth shut until he figures out which horse to um, get behind.

[thoughtful]

Peter, hunched over the bar in RC Sproul Jr.'s basement, glass of whisky in hand:

This image brought another song to mind, but I'm seeing Dougie hunched over the bar:

We’re going to Hell,

There's no one in the place except Doug and Beall.

So set ’em up Steve

I've got a little story you won’t believe.

We're drinking my friend

To the end of a brief episode

So make it one for Dominion,

And one more for the road

So tell Faith to croon

Now that I’m in this pickle, I need a tune.

I’ll fall to one knee,

Won’t you make the music sleazy, like me.

Won’t tell the whole truth,

It’s uncouth, so I put it in code.

So make it one for Dominion

And one more for the road

I’m sure you know it

Yes, buddy I think I’m a poet

And I’ve got a lot of things to spew.

My eyes will glisten,

I’m bloviating, you must listen

Even though it’s nothing new.

Well, that's how it goes

So Steve we need to keep on all of our clothes.

I’ll miss sharing fears,

And all the time I spent

Admiring your ears.

This news that got out,

Lost me all my clout,

So I’m singing this ode.

Make it one for Dominion,

And one more for the road

That long, long road.

DA8RSAFpjTU

[thoughtful]

For those who prefer folk music, a memorial to Doug's 200-year-plan:

Guess Doug missed the boat on this, to Dominion he can kiss

A farewell, because he’s blown 200 years.

200 years, 200 years, let’s chant it right in Bradrick’s ears,

He just blew his chance to last 200 years.

Lord he’s one, Lord he’s two, Lord he’s three, Lord he’s four,

Lord he’s 500 kinds of pompous ass.

500 kinds, 500 kinds, oh yes, it really blows our minds.

Lord he’s 500 kinds of pompous ass.

Not a shirt on his back, not a penny to his name?

Ha! I bet that Doug will still make a mint.

Make a mint, make a mint, ’cause his eyes still have that glint,

Yes, I bet that Doug will still make a mint.

Guess Doug missed the boat on this, to Dominion he can kiss

A farewell, because he’s blown 200 years.

ADN1lLEp3H0

[fullmetalheart]

For those who prefer folk music, a memorial to Doug's 200-year-plan:

Guess Doug missed the boat on this, to Dominion he can kiss

A farewell, because he’s blown 200 years.

200 years, 200 years, let’s chant it right in Bradrick’s ears,

He just blew his chance to last 200 years.

Lord he’s one, Lord he’s two, Lord he’s three, Lord he’s four,

Lord he’s 500 kinds of pompous ass.

500 kinds, 500 kinds, oh yes, it really blows our minds.

Lord he’s 500 kinds of pompous ass.

Not a shirt on his back, not a penny to his name?

Ha! I bet that Doug will still make a mint.

Make a mint, make a mint, ’cause his eyes still have that glint,

Yes, I bet that Doug will still make a mint.

Guess Doug missed the boat on this, to Dominion he can kiss

A farewell, because he’s blown 200 years.

ADN1lLEp3H0

I loved this song and will never here this same again. I don't know if I should love you or hate you. :lol: