List of Unmarried Fundies

[teachergirl]

Okay, I think we can all agree on how depressing it is when the fundies reproduce and the speed at which they do it.

I was thinking about their 200 year plans, multigenerational bs, etc. I take comfort in knowing some of them are still single and their chances of passing on their hateful beliefs diminishes each day. Let's make a master list of single fundies from prominent families that are of marrying age. I wish them love, just not the kind they have raised to believe in.

Please add on when I have forgotten someone/don't know their names.

 

 

Alexander: Elliot, Oliver

Arndt: Paul, John, Mark, Luke, Jude, James, Philip, Seth, Jacob, Nathan

Bates: Nathan, Lawson, Tori

Baucham: Jasmine

Beasley: Anna, Esther, Philip

Bontrager: Chelsy, Allison, Mitchell, Carson

Botkin: Elizabeth, Anna Sofia, Noah, Luke

Bradrick: Stephen, Cecily

Bringe: Peter (friend of Kevin Swanson and the Seppis)

Brookshire: Emily Rose, Breezy

Brown: Claudia

Burnett: John-Clay, Caleb, Abbie, Charity

Campana: Nick, Alyssa

Coghlan: Kaitlyn

Crawford: Bria

Damming: Elizabeth, Erica, Corissa, Heidi

Darnell: Nathaniel, Mercy, Simon

Duarte: Miss Raquel

Duggar: Jana, JD, Jinger, Joseph

Fambrough: Jean Marie, Kimberly

Flynn: Amanda, Lydia, Anna

Girotti: Hannah, Jonathan, Sarah

Gothard: Bill

Grady: Rachel

Hartono: Jonathan, Jennifer

Holt: Kristian, Karessa

Hope: Lauren, Joseph

Howard: Olivia

Jeub: Cynthia, Lydia

Keen: Sarah, Thomas

Keller: Nathan

Kellum: Rebecca, Annah

Kendall: Christiana and Hunter

Kowalchuk: Jevenn, Aleita

Lavin: Jennifer, Jaimee

Long ("Treasures from a Shoebox"): Stephanie, Emily, Haley

Maxwell: Sarah, Joseph, Anna, Jesse, John

Mally: Grace, Sarah, Stephen

Moore: John Robert ( filmmaker)

Morton: Addie, Andrew, Sam

Mueller: Heidi, Kimberly

Munck: Elizabeth, Rebekah

Neely: Kathryn, Jessica

Noor: David, Nawelle

Paine: Tabitha, Nate, Abigail, Hannah

Phillips: Joshua, Justice

Query: Amanda, Heidi, Amara, Peter

Rehm: Thomas, Rebekah

Reins: Andrea, Kelly

Reith: Sarah, Lindsay, Emily Grace

Richardson (Seven Sisters): Jessica, Leah, Susannah, Cassia

Roberts: Edgar, Willie, Marty(F), Daisy

Sanders: Abbi and Rebekah

Seppi: Victor, Jodavid, Melody

Serven: Benjamin, Lydia

Smith: Madara

Smythe: Sarah

Staddon: Donald, Michael, Esther, James, Daniel, Jonathan

Stetzel: Hannah, Sarah, David

Thomas: Melanie, Matthew, Micaiah

Torres: Andrew

Turley: Samuel

Valenti: Joe, Molly

Vernier: Charles, Ellen

Voeller: Johanna, Justin, Jared

Waller: Derrick, Sarah, Samuel

Webster: Victoria

Weiss: Peyton, Skyler

Wilson: Allison, Lana, Luke, Jacob

Wissman: Ruth, Stephen, Elizabeth, Matthias, Hannah

Wilkes: Jennifer, Daniel, Sarah, Kenan

 

Courting:

Jessa Duggar & Ben Seewald – September 2013

Michael Bates (F) & Brandon Keilen – December 2013

Bria Crawford & Kyle (?) – June 2014

 

Engaged:

Tayte Alexander & Martha Morton – November 2013

Thomas Paine & Dakota Young – March 2014 (September 20)

Norma Roberts & Adam Gilligan – May 2014 (September 13)

Jacqueline Bittner – May 2014

Sarah Serven & Cody Winton – May 2014

R. Campbell Sproul & ? – May 2014

Jasmine Baucham & Phillip Holmes – June 2014

 

Newlyweds:

Erin Bates & Chad Paine – November 2013

Zach Bates & Whitney Perkins – December 2013

Priscilla Bittner – December 2013 (?)

Hannah Grady & Samuel Hutchins – January 2014

Megan Valenti & Joseph Froemming – January 2014

Lance Seppi & Megan – April 2014

Lourdes Torres & Nolan Manteufel – April 2014

Darby Sproul & Chris Stouffer – March 2014

Betsy Grady & Matthew (?) – March 2014

Alyssa Bates & John Webster – May 2014

Jessica McDonald & Jacob Guenther – May 2014

Isaac Botkin & Heidi Roach – May 2014

Adalia (Baker’s Dozen) & Ben (?) – June 2014

Jill Duggar & Derick Dillard – June 2014

 

Last updated by SunnySideUp 7/11/14

[anjulibai]

You forgot the Arndts, the saddest case of them all.

I also would add John Maxwell and Joseph Duggar. Both are marrying age. I mean, Smugs was courting at 19.

[teachergirl]

oh I did:) I also forget Bria Crawford and not sure the ages of the younger Coghlan girls...

[Miggy]

I would love to see all the above find a nice Christian partner who is not eligible to be on the list, be they fundy-lite, moderate or even ... liberal. Someone who the can be happy with but who will balance out the lunacy.

[hollyandivy]

THe Walllers have some kids in the right age group and so do the Muellers. And don't forget the Munck family.

[Tangy Bee]

Don't forget about the Thomas family. Melanie Thomas is still single. I don't know how old her brothers are but I'm not rushing them to get married. One of them looks like Josh Groban.

What about Lauren from Corner Pillar? She takes nice photos. It appears all her clients are not extreme fundie. Oh yeah, that fine ass, suit wearing brother of her's is single as well.

[nelliebelle1197]

There are a bunch of single Staddons too.

[mastercleaner]

I think Poor Donald Staddon is going to have a hard time finding a wife...

I always thought that Donald was the dad, and not one of the kids...

[mrs]

Are the seven sisters listed? I don't really follow them but they have been talked about here in the past. (I think some joke they would perfect for the Arndts....)

[MamaJunebug]

Benjamin Serven, and I like the part about wishing these guys well, because Benjamin seems like a nice guy. Tried his hand at a chef's career, not sure what he's doing now or if he's still in the restaurant biz, but I'm thinking he's still single because servenclan hasn't featured him and any bride, as they did the other two older sons.

Chris Maxwell's former intended, Sarah Smythe, remains single. And we mentioned Poor Sarah and Joseph and John, didn't we? ETAstrikeout since yes, we did. ;)

Dear Rebecca Eleventy ... when she marries, she deserves a really great guy.

[lexiloumarie]

What about Lauren from Corner Pillar? She takes nice photos. It appears all her clients are not extreme fundie. Oh yeah, that fine ass, suit wearing brother of her's is single as well.

Lauren Hope has a brother Joseph whose marriage age as well.

Mortons: Addie, Martha, Andrew

Roberts: Edgar, Willie, Marty(girl), Norma, Daisy.

Kendalls: Christiana and Hunter

[singsingsing]

These are the families I know of, and their children over the age of 18 that I know of who are not married or engaged:

DUGGARS:

-Jana (23)

-John-David (23)

-Jill (22)

-Jessa (almost 21) - but she is courting

-Jinger (19, will be 20 in December)

-Joseph (18)

BATESES:

-Michael (23)

-Lawson (21)

-Nathan (20)

-Alyssa (almost 19) - but is pre-courting

MAXWELLS:

-Sarah

-Joseph

-John

-Anna

-Jesse

(I don't know any of their exact ages except that Sarah is early 30s and the rest are early 20s/late teens)

MUNCKS:

-Elizabeth (20? 21?)

-maybe Rebekah (website says 17 but she may be 18 now)

There are a million others who come to mind, but I don't follow the families enough to be sure of who's who.

[MissBitters]

I would add Meredith's younger brothers Elliot & Oliver Alexander. They are both in their early 20s by now (I think). Elliot briefly courted a girl. I remember a post about how he stood up in front of their church to announce the courtship. It ended suddenly and all references to it were deleted from the Alexander blog.

[happy atheist]

Hey everybody,

I alphabetized the list in the first post to make it easier to track and update, and I added the names that have been mentioned so far in the responses.

Some surnames were mentioned without specific first names, so if any of you can help fill in the blanks, that would be great.

ETA and now it's a sticky!

[Effie]

Okay, I think we can all agree on which how depressing it is when the fundies reproduce and the speed at which they do it.

I was thinking about their 200 year plans, multigenerational bs, etc. I take comfort in knowing some of them are still single and their chances of passing on their hateful beliefs diminishes each day.

Yay - this just made my day! (Yes, I know that I have a cold black heart. Lol.)

Thank you.

[dairyfreelife]

Arndts--

Paul-33

John-31

Mark-30

Luke-28

Jude-26

James-25

Philip-23

Seth-21, will be 22 on Christmas

Jacob-20

Nathan-18

not yet 18, but will likely stay single also...

Mary-Elizabeth-16

Caleb-14, but will be 15 in November

Peter-13

David-10

Not sure the ages of all the Botkins, but only Ethan and David are married with children, I think. According to the site anyway. Noah, Isaac and Luke are also unwed and appear in their late teens at the youngest, but look in their 20s, though Isaac could be around 30.

The Muellers...Valerie, Becca, Julie, Joe, Heidi, Kimberly, David, HollyBeth, Zachary, & Lisa...only six are still at home it seems, but some are definitely too young to wed...trying to see who has wed yet...Adam Waller married Valerie and they had a baby girl, Abigail a month ago and I must say she is cutie. Jared Barta married Becca and they have four children-Will 5.5, Conner 4, Savannah-2 and Cody-11 months, 1 in November. Brian Knox married Julie and they had a baby boy, Derrick, who is 4 months old and he is also a cutie if I may say so. Joe married a woman named Mary, don't know her family association, and they have 9 month old Karis, who I dare is a cutie too.

Heidi and Kimberly are still unwed, but look of marriage age. Not sure the ages of David or HollyBeth, but Zachary and Lisa are definitely children.

The Muncks...Elizabeth-20, Amanda-19 are the only ones who are adults. Rebekah-17, Madison-boy-15, Jonathan-13, James-11, Stephen-9, William-8, Wesley-5, Ruth Ella-3, Mary Ann-16 months, possibly older now and now baby Susanna, born in early August.

Seven sisters...Jessica, Leah, Susannah, Cassia, Anna...Rebekah and Charissa look and are under 18

Staddons, unknown who and if are wed, Donald, Michael, Robert, Esther...unknown ages of rest and most are definitely not 18 yet. Only Robert is married to my knowledge and has two children so far.

and the other Reins sister is Kelly. Do they have other siblings, I wonder.

[sun_shiine64]

What about the Paines ? Tabitha, Thomas, Nate, Abigail & Hannah are all in their 20's

[dairyfreelife]

looked up the Wallers...Derrick, Sarah, Samuel...not sure about ages of Lydia, Rebecca and Matthew.

[Kira]

You should add Elizabeth Wissman. She's is either 23 or 24 years old.

Beasley: Anna and Esther

Sanders: Abbi and Rebekah

How old is Claudia Brown?

[happy atheist]

I'm leaving the Staddons names off until I have more information about their ages. I really don't want to put anyone underage on the list.

If there's anybody on the list who isn't 18 or older, please let me know so I can remove them.

Do the Seven Sisters have an actual last name?

[NotALoserLikeYou]

Jasmine Baucham, early twenties

[homeschoolmomma1]

The Mally brother's name is Stephen

[Kira]

Benjamin Serven, and I like the part about wishing these guys well, because Benjamin seems like a nice guy. Tried his hand at a chef's career, not sure what he's doing now or if he's still in the restaurant biz, but I'm thinking he's still single because servenclan hasn't featured him and any bride, as they did the other two older sons.

I agree, Ben seems nice. The "About" section of their blog say he works in "financial investing and insurance". I used to think he'd be perfect for Addie Morton. In the past he commented on the Morton's blog.

[Lillybee]

Is the author of Waiting for Prince Charming on the list? I forgot her name.

[Kira]

Is the author of Waiting for Prince Charming on the list? I forgot her name.

She's on the list. Her name is Sarah Mally.