42 Things Wrong With American Women

[cindyluvs24]

Oh that gave me a good laugh - especially #38. Personally, I rock my short hair and not only do I have IKEA furniture in my home, but I even managed to assemble it myself. Roosh can kiss my Imperial Russian ass.

[dairyfreelife]

I can't be bothered to reply as he just goes on and on about the stupidest shit and I got bored. I'd say his intellectual level is worse than a dung beetle, but that's insulting to the dung beetle.

[itsthatonegirl]

Basically, Roosh is a wanna be troll and pick-up artist, but fails at both. Here is a list he made called 42 things wrong with American women.

...Romeo Rose? Is that you?

Oh, wait... you AREN'T Romeo Rose? Well then. Commence bromance.

[Olive Plant]

1. They’re fat.

Not remotely. I've got great boobs AND a tiny waist. Wither and die, troll.

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

I don't even know where my phone is half the time. It's too old to do anything other than the occasional text or phone call.

3. They cut their hair short.

Guilty! It looks better short according to 100% of the men I've asked.

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

Crappy DJs are the bane of my existence. You go to a club hoping for some good tunes, and no, it's just a dude with delusions of melody and an expensive computer. I like doctors a lot, at least if they're decent human beings.

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

They do love it, in my experience. Clearly this guy has been laughed at one too many times and equates that with female humor.

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

Cosmo? Who the fuck takes Cosmo seriously?

7. They don’t know how to cook.

I cook from scratch 99% of the time, and it's delicious.

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

Um, this is a problem why? My feet are sexy. And my flip-flops are quality enough that I can fucking hike in them.

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

I've had condoms in my drawer before. For my boyfriend at the time. I just threw a bunch out because I hadn't used any in so long that I was afraid they were bad. So right now, no condoms in drawer.

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

False, false and false. I took ballet for eight years and my club moves are outstanding. I play instruments and I sing publicly.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

Wow, really? Like Charlie Sheen? Are you getting this information from your tabloid takes on the lives of prostitutes?

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

Nope, no pets. Don't have time for them.

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

Not according to all the men I've ever dated and a lot more I haven't dated.

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

See above.

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

I have a great job, but I don't usually use it as a pickup line. "Hi, I'm Olive. I have a good job! Want to go out with me?"

16. They wear pajamas in public.

I've literally never done this.

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

Barf! For real, where is this dude getting this "information"?

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

My idea of travel is: if I can get there, I'd like to go. Barring threat of bodily injury, obviously.

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

Zero tattoos.

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

Never dated multiple guys. Unless you count meeting multiple guys and not liking any of them as "dating."

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

I'm very close to my family and I've been planning how to take care of my parents with my siblings.

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

Unless you mean "No, get off me," then no.

23. They cockblock regularly.

Well, yes. See above. If I hardly know you, I'm going to cockblock you.

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

I put effort into my appearance. Just not too much effort. And I don't dress up for assholes.

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

I bike almost everywhere.

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.â€

I've said that, but only when it was true.

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

Nope, I confuse being a challenge with seeing if you can keep up physically and mentally. Obviously, judging from this list, you can't.

28. They are acne prone.

Not really, no.

29. They watch way too much TV.

I've never owned a TV. I watch Netflix and Amazon Prime, however.

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

I've never done this. I don't change after work.

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

I dress up 85% of the time that I go out, even if I'm just biking to a restaurant. Yes, you can bike in a miniskirt.

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

I've never been to a tanning salon.

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

I don't binge drink. I also rarely eat pizza.

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

I hate cupcakes.

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

I care about both.

36. They rarely wear high heels.

I wear high heels mostly in the bedroom, because then I don't have to walk much in them.

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

I eat a lot of butter. It's good for you. My waistline can attest to this. Eating good food doesn't make you "cultured," though knowing what good food is and why helps.

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

I'm bilingual, bitch. Not even counting the partial other languages I can get by in.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

Nope. I think my body is fucking hot. And it is, too.

40. They like Ikea furniture.

Not particularly. It's cheap and falls apart. I buy stuff after looking at how it's constructed. Dovetails on drawers = good.

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

Let's talk about any subject you choose. I'm guessing I could crush you. Unless you're talking about sports or video games; I have no interest in those topics.

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

I listen more than I talk. It's part of "intellectual curiosity."

[julie paradox]

You know, by answering each of these questions personally (no, I'M bilingual, I'VE not got tattoos) you are simply engaging on Roosh's terms. (And, horrifyingly, start to sound as though you are filling out an application form.)

It doesn't matter whether you have tattoos, count as overweight, read Twilight while wearing pyjamas and flip-flops in Ikea. It's totally irrelevant to Roosh's problems with getting laid, and has no bearing on whether you are capable of sustaining a meaningful relationship (or running through your choice of meaningless ones if that's what you prefer).

Could we all just stop? It's getting kind of creepy.

[louisa05]

You know, by answering each of these questions personally (no, I'M bilingual, I'VE not got tattoos) you are simply engaging on Roosh's terms. (And, horrifyingly, start to sound as though you are filling out an application form.)

It doesn't matter whether you have tattoos, count as overweight, read Twilight while wearing pyjamas and flip-flops in Ikea. It's totally irrelevant to Roosh's problems with getting laid, and has no bearing on whether you are capable of sustaining a meaningful relationship (or running through your choice of meaningless ones if that's what you prefer).

Could we all just stop? It's getting kind of creepy.

I think it is more of an exercise in saying "stop generalizing, asshole".

[feministxtian]

I'm old, short, fat, opinionated as hell and happily married. I don't pay much attention to my appearance because, really, what's the point of getting done up if I'm doing fieldwork in a mine or on a ship or in a power plant.

I have a husband who is tall and gorgeous and thinks I am the end all and be all of womanhood.

Sounds like this guy just couldn't get laid on a dare or a bet. Too bad, so sad!

[whoviana]

I'm mildly ashamed for actually replying to this nonsense. Seriously. But here it is: I've been to the US for nearly 2 weeks and I visit the US about once a year. I've seen women with all sizes and shapes. Shaven to knee length hair. Wearing things ranging from Prada suits all the way down to pajamas. his guy is a

The SECRET is about the of attraction. I don't care much for it but I've seen the movie. This guy should give it a shot, it might change his attitude towards people in general. You attract what's on your mind and on his mind there is nothing but hate, despise and repulsion, according to the SECRET. In this case, it might be true.

I get the feeling that what he had described is himself - only in reflection of the other gender. Poor idiot.

[Daisy0322]

I can't even :roll:

[JillsFlowerHeadband]

Okay, so I searched this guy after reading this thread, and he is the author of such illustrious tomes as "Bang Iceland", "Don't Bang Denmark", "Bang Ukraine", "Don't Bang Latvia", "Day Bang" and "30 Bangs" (titles all shortened because I can't be arsed to type out the full title to most of them). In short, he's a professional sex tourist.

My fiancé came over since we both have the day off and I showed all this to him and he said: "Wow, bro. Pull up your collar, your neckbeard is showing. If I were a woman, I'd rate him -10/10, would not bang."

So yeah. Roosh is a doosh.

[morri]

So who is roosh and why does he bother about womens hair :P Also he says they randomly have sex with anyone but roosh(since they always cockblock especially him?)

and... what does he say about Germans? Or does he only know them from his youporn browsing history?

[Imagine20]

That's a great way to pick up the ladies.

When I was in college, a guy I knew wrote some article in the paper about how stuck up all the girls were. I don't think he got a date for the rest of his time there.

[Latuda]

Wow a man who is resentful and angry that women no longer feel the need to frame their entire existence around being pleasing and instrumental to men. How very rational. :roll: How can anyone still have this mentality? It's like being angry and resentful because half the human race doesn't feel that it should be automatically subordinate to the other half.

[rainbowbubbles]

1. They’re fat.

My hubby certainly doesn't think so..

2. They’re constantly glued to their phone.

Actually, I have a "dumb" phone just to keep track of my kids

3. They cut their hair short.

Only when I raise money for cancer every year

4. They’re more impressed by a crappy DJ than a doctor who saves lives.

You must be talking about my teen girls

5. They think being funny and witty is a quality that men love.

Better than bored to death. My hubby tells me he loved that after 30 yrs I can still make him giggle :)

6. They listen to magazines like Cosmo when it comes to pleasing men.

Actually never have read Cosmo but science weekly....

7. They don’t know how to cook.

I'm a chef

8. They wear flip-flops even when they’re not at the beach, pool, or in their house.

No, flip-flops are killer on the feet, comfy runners for me

9. They have condoms in their drawers because they expect to have random sex with strange men.

I really don't think that would go over well with my hubby but we agreed that if need be we buy them for our kids bc you know, STDs, unwanted pregnancy

10. They cannot dance. They also do not know how to sing or play basic musical instruments.

True, I dance like I'm having a fit lol but I play clarinet & sax, as for singing, can't carry a tune in a bucket.

11. They idolize drug addicted celebrities, mimicking their brain-dead behaviors.

Really??? I didn't know that Ghandi, President Carter or Dr Curie were considered celebrities, let alone the rest..

12. They acquire pets instead of putting effort into landing a quality man.

Mmmmmm no...

13. They don’t know how to be sexy.

Ask my husband that question

14. They have standards way beyond their level of attractiveness.

Oh really, and you don't?

15. They think having a good job means they’re a good catch.

Of course it does. Good for goose, good for gander

16. They wear pajamas in public.

No I don't, but my chefs whites do kinda look like pj's

17. They like Twilight and The Secret.

Never read either but my girls have

18. Their idea of travel is going to the beach or France.

Why is France not travel?? This guy is confused/confusing

19. They have too many trashy tattoos.

Both of mine are beautiful pieces of art thank you very much

20. They are proud to date multiple guys at the same time, as if they were men.

No, not my thing but to each their own as long as all parties are honest, goose meet gander

21. They are not close to their family, and would rather die than take care of aging parents.

My parents live a mile up the road from me, I see them every day bc I can, not bc I have to

22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

If I were single I would NEVER allow someone I hardly knew in my house let ALONE in my bedroom

23. They cockblock regularly.

Aw, sounds like someone has no pickup skills lol

24. They make lame excuses for not putting effort into their appearance.

No reason to, have you ever cooked in a restaurant? Do you know how much you sweat?

25. They obsess about the environment above what is reasonable, even though they pollute more than 90% of people in the world.

Please cite your source on this.

26. They always lie by saying, “I’ve never done this before.â€

Mmm no again

27. They confuse being a challenge with being whiny and annoying.

I challenge you to stop being whiny and annoying!

28. They are acne prone.

No lucky me, great skin due to lack of make-up wearing and sun-tanning (see my job) and my dads genes, but my poor brother...

29. They watch way too much TV.

I don't have time for tv

30. On their way home from work, they put on dirty sneakers that don’t match their outfit.

Betcha my sneakers are cleaner than yours

31. They only dress up for special occasions, like a friend’s birthday, Presidential inauguration, or a Sex and the City movie premiere.

What?!?!?!? I dress up where appropriate like weddings, parties and the like but I enjoy being comfy at home, so does my husband

32. They like to age their skin prematurely through frequent tanning.

No, see #28

33. They insist on eating pizza or otherwise fattening food after a night of binge drinking.

RFLMFAO, there are no words

34. They’re obsessed with cupcakes.

I prefer pastry thank you very much

35. They care more about maintaining their career than a good home.

My career helps me take BETTER care of my family, what do YOU know about nutrition?

36. They rarely wear high heels.

Why should I? They hurt my feet and I have some beautiful low heeled shoes

37. They think dining out and eating food slathered with butter and salt makes them cultured.

As a chef I disagree

38. They don’t speak a foreign language.

Monsieur vous devez prendre du recul et arrêter de généraliser.

39. They are uncomfortable in their own skin.

I love the skin I'm in :)

40. They like Ikea furniture.

I have much different taste than that although back in college I had the best bookshelf lol

41. They have the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

Just. No. Words...

42. They go on and on about the stupidest shit.

Hmmmmm

[FloraKitty35]

This troglodyte is just bitter that even his inflatable woman wants nothing to do with him.

[FullmoonOverDuggardWaters]

This troglodyte is just bitter that even his inflatable woman wants nothing to do with him.

I cant even...

This man scrotum needs to be stopped. I aim to guess, liberally, he has, about 3.2". And one would think it shouldn't be too hard to stop 3.2"!

...If only I were nearby one of his "World Tour" promotions - now underway. :violence-axechase:

In Rooshv's most-recent post hate speech, he equates women our vaginas to oil wells that need to be tapped, until dry, before moving on to the next. That is, instead of rich, plentiful land worth building a home onto, like our mothers and grandmothers before us, we are jaded, unworthy, and "not made of the same stuff". He ends his post with, "Not long ago men used to make houses, but now we’re oil prospectors, emptying the reservoir of one well before inevitably moving on..."

- - - rooshv.com/women-have-reduced-themselves-to-sexual-commodities - - - :wtf:

Then again, head caution, or dont read it at all (comments included) - they are poison, and as such, will make you siiick. I say, good citizens, start a GFM fundraiser for the cost of Rooshv's looming lobotomy.:character-jason:

(In case this needs to be said- this not a threat- the emoticons are silly overzealous puns- i enjoy using them for their cynicism.)

[Quiverless]

Oh good gods.

Thanks to this thread, I am now aware that this asshat and his website cronies exist, and that they actually believe most women are good only for sex.

I didn't need to know this.

Blech.

:wtf:

[fundie_fanemy]

I lived abroad in Korea for two years from 2010-2012, so I've known about Roosh for a long time. He's unfortunately rather well known among a certain subset of expat males...

I've always wondered what his mother did to him to make him hate women so much.

[ShepherdontheRock]

Jesus. Someone's trying to compensate.

Also RE the dressing up; men can go ahead and wear suits and ties and makeup to everything if it's so damn easy.

And...actually being funny and witty DOES seem to be a quality men love. I mean, lately all the guys that try to get into my pants wax on about how SMART and FUNNY I am. Granted, on top of how hot I am. But one talked about my intelligence and wittiness to almost the exclusion of anything else. And then told me "you know you're cute." So, I guess I also know how to be sexy. And have much more than the intellectual curiosity of a dung beetle.

And I may not be able to dance when I'm sober, but I can carry a tune, and I'm a classically trained clarinetist.

Also, I am proud of the fact that I cockblock regularly. Often I do it on request of another friend, who DOESN'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

Y hablo espanol mas bien que tu, Roosh. (sorry I couldn't find accents)

And what's wrong with drunk pizza? Or going to the beach? Or France? Or cupcakes? Or being fat? Some guys LOVE fat girls. There are a ton of them where I'm at.

Bye Felicia.

[Catey]

"22. They say filthy things in bed when you hardly know them.

 

23. They cockblock regularly."

So would cockblocking be ok if they were saving you from a Harlot who may say dirty things to you?

 

[TXGirlInAMaterialWorld]

And on next season's 90 Day Fiance Roosh sees if he can find the perfect girl who will want to live in his mom's basement. 

[CTRLZero]

What a moron.  I didn't want to spend time researching this guy, but he did stir me to find some interesting information on dung beetles.  That was probably a more productive use of my time.

[FrumperSeamstress]

I hope this guy knows he's a big joke. 

[47of74]

1 They won't tup me

2 They won't tup me

3 They won't tup me

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42 They won't tup me

 

HTH. HAND.

Yeah, that's pretty the best summary I've seen.

He probably thinks that he has such a stellar personality that women should be falling over each other for the chance to be intimate with him.

[Pixiedust1960]

Wow! I done even know how to react to th BS