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I got 19, but I am sickened by the extremely sexist questions. Wtf about the eye questions?! I am caucausion and my eyes are not round. Sexist and racist test.

15 to 29: Greater beta. More than a few attractive guys will approach you. But if your personality is flawed you risk becoming a pump and dump victim.

How lovely.

He said he would take off 10 points for any women who posts their response...I am tempted now.

-4 to 14: Classic beta. Your hot friends always gets hit on first, but if you really tramp it up you can snag a slightly better than average guy to take you home for a single night of commitment.

That is my category is I post my score. Somehow I have been dating someone for 7 months.

I hope everyone noticed what was missing from this test:

Your job.

The amount of money you make.

Your accomplishments.

Your social status and number of friends.

Your deep and profound worldview.

Unlike the men who took my Male Dating Market Value test, I do not expect *any* women to be completely honest with themselves taking the Female Dating Market Value test. The female ego is simply way too fragile to absorb the shock of such a brutal self-assessment. Therefore, I will be mentally subtracting 10 points from every woman who posts her score here in the comments.

Women can't understand themselves. They are just too fragile. And they are liars.

Looked at the man test too...1-18 my boyfriend has 0 points. Cause, you know, he's never been arrested or in a fight, has an IQ too high, isn't at the right weight or height and has a receding hairline already due to heredity under the age of 35.

for 19-22, he has a -1

23-27, from -1 back to 0, though he dropped to -2 once.

His results

-9 to 0: Lesser beta. You don’t immediately disgust girls; they just don’t notice you. With much painful effort you can redeem yourself.

Yeah right. Man's just jealous because my boyfriend is smarter than he is. And ftr, as a woman, being arrested is a serious turn-off, not a turn-on.

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-4 to 14: Classic beta. Your hot friends always gets hit on first, but if you really tramp it up you can snag a slightly better than average guy to take you home for a single night of commitment.

I took that test and apparently I am a classic beta. Um.....okay.....

What if the woman liked to be the aggressor when it came to making the first move. Although I am shy, once I found a guy that I liked, I usually made the first move. It just seemed more simple that way. Plus, I was attracted to nerd and a lot of the more geeky guys that I knew didn't seem to read subtle cues. After 18, I never had a problem getting dates when I wanted them.(I never really liked dating)

The question about oral sex made me laugh.

30. You think blowjobs are:

Great! You give them spontaneously and there’s never any doubt how much you enjoy it: +1 point

An obligation: 0 points

Gross. You gave one after your BF proposed and spit it on his shoes: -1 point

So either you find oral sex gross/obligation or you get super excited about giving them. There is no middle ground. Warning TMI LOTS AND LOTS OF TMI: My husband likes oral sex and I like doing things that give him pleasure. However, I have no feelings at all about blowjobs so I can't say that I enjoy them or that I don't enjoy them. It isn't as if I get physical pleasure from blow jobs.

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Yeah there was no middle ground on anal sex either, either you liked it because it pleasured your male partner (women's enjoyment of receiving anal sex is of course unimportant and the idea of using a strap on and pegging your dude would probably torpedo your score to negative one million) or you think it's the grossest thing in the world. PS anal sex when drunk is an incredibly dumb idea unless you like fissures or other damage.

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I scored greater beta, but if I was only into anal or had smaller breasts (really? DDs get negative points?) I would have gotten the next one up.

Lucky for me, I have a boyfriend who appreciates me for who I am. If I asked him why he loved me, I think (hope!) at least a few of the "missing" categories would be in the top 10. In fact, "world view" would hopefully encompass at least half of the top 10, and probably should in any healthy relationship.

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I scored a -4.

My IQ is a bad thing, but hey, at least I don't have "man hands"!!! :roll:

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I just don't have to desire to add up a bunch of numbers in my head for such a silly and demeaning test (hmm...that should score me a +10 on some "math is hard!" point)

The kind of guy who would reduce humans to a bunch of data points is clearly mentally ill, hence, an undatable geeky nerd living in his mom's basement.

And what's with the douchebaggy '80s font lady's man graphic header? Eww. I mean for an MRA, I would expect something "manlier."

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I held on okay through the physical portion but then I lost it all in the attitude section. :roll:

What a loser.

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I just don't have to desire to add up a bunch of numbers in my head for such a silly and demeaning test (hmm...that should score me a +10 on some "math is hard!" point)

For real! I think we need those ebil IQ points to be able to actually add up the results of the test...

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I didn't make it through the test, albeit I tried. It made me feel bad. I know I shouldn't care about the opinion of random people on the internet, but the truth is, I WANT to be attractive, and reading those questions made me afraid I am not. So many of them require a subjective appraisal, and I tend to make myself worse.

But this is what such lists are truly about: Not about beauty, but about shame and control. A woman as insecure as I am in this area might be manipulated into thinking such tests are right, and will be a easy victim for "MRAs" and similar deadbeats.

Perhaps I'll go back and do the test anyway, send the results to my significant other and enjoy how he laughs about it.

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I didn't make it through the test, albeit I tried. It made me feel bad. I know I shouldn't care about the opinion of random people on the internet, but the truth is, I WANT to be attractive, and reading those questions made me afraid I am not. So many of them require a subjective appraisal, and I tend to make myself worse.

But this is what such lists are truly about: Not about beauty, but about shame and control. A woman as insecure as I am in this area might be manipulated into thinking such tests are right, and will be a easy victim for "MRAs" and similar deadbeats.

Perhaps I'll go back and do the test anyway, send the results to my significant other and enjoy how he laughs about it.

Please, don't think that way. Don't even try to do the test. It is complete and utter bullshit. I was scoring fairly high until I stopped doing it in disgust. It's a load of crap. You do NOT want to score high on this test! At least for me, I do not want to be attractive or appealing to men like this reject! His ideas of attractiveness are totally bizarre and skewed and, frankly, laughable. One of the things that scored me higher was that my eyes are set far apart. WTF?! Only someone who is mentally ill and has no meaningful existence would take the time to come up with such complete b.s.

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-1 for an IQ over 145, bahaha. Guess he doesn't want a smart lady questioning him.

I got a 31, being as honest as I could and consulting some guy friends. Guess I can get a guy but have to be very careful, right? That's probably why I don't have a boyfriend.

And MAN, I would love to see my porn star cousin take this!

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The thing is, the test is so ridiculous, not only for how sexist it is, but how subjective it is. A D cup is better than a DD? Or a C? Wide set eyes are better than average set eyes? Says who? There are plenty of women with no chest or large chests finding happy, fulfilling relationships. Don't let his ridiculous criteria get you down. Remember this is a man who devalues a high intelligence for both sexes, sees child porn as no biggie, and thinks a man with a previous arrest is the shit. These are not the men we want to be attracting anyway. Remember the source if you take the test and worry that the "results" indicate that you are unattractive.

I can totally understand the urge to want to be considered attractive to everyone, even assholes. Our society is horrible for making women feel that our only value is in being attractive to men. But there comes a point when we should realize that fulfilling relationships don't come from being with partners who only value us for our cup size or pouty lips.

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Please, don't think that way. Don't even try to do the test. It is complete and utter bullshit. I was scoring fairly high until I stopped doing it in disgust. It's a load of crap. You do NOT want to score high on this test! At least for me, I do not want to be attractive or appealing to men like this reject! His ideas of attractiveness are totally bizarre and skewed and, frankly, laughable. One of the things that scored me higher was that my eyes are set far apart. WTF?! Only someone who is mentally ill and has no meaningful existence would take the time to come up with such complete b.s.

What SingSingSing said, Cran. I haven't taken this bullshit test because I'm scared I'll pass!

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I didn't make it through the test, albeit I tried. It made me feel bad. I know I shouldn't care about the opinion of random people on the internet, but the truth is, I WANT to be attractive, and reading those questions made me afraid I am not. So many of them require a subjective appraisal, and I tend to make myself worse.

But this is what such lists are truly about: Not about beauty, but about shame and control. A woman as insecure as I am in this area might be manipulated into thinking such tests are right, and will be a easy victim for "MRAs" and similar deadbeats.

Perhaps I'll go back and do the test anyway, send the results to my significant other and enjoy how he laughs about it.

Cran! Ignore the test! It's daft, honest!

If you were attractive to these guys you'd be attractive to racist idiots who believe black men are sub-human and can't help raping white women, and who believe indigenous (native) Australians are the ugliest women in the world. Seriously, take no notice of them.

The "ugly woman" picture really looks startlingly like a younger me, so I smiled when I saw it. I like seeing pictures of women who look like me - I'm really the classic "peasant shape" and it's not a body type you see often in the media (at least, portrayed in a good way...). I was really taken aback to see Peruvian peasant women and how much my body and facial features were like them. It made me feel happy, like "this is where I fit in the world!" not ugly like "Oh. I'm not a supermodel. Better go and drown myself in a pond because MRAs don't want to have sex with me."

You should be the same. Consider how you look and are happily, without taking the nonsensical ideas of MRAs into account. You certainly have an excellent personality, and I bet anything you show that in your attitude - that's worth more than a million sad, ugly men fapping away in their basements could say.

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I started to take the test as a joke but stopped when I got to the bra size question... just got too gross. What JFC and SingSingSing said. You don't want to be attractive to these men ;)

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I'm getting dizzy just trying to make sense of this one. Does that put my IQ in an accetable level? Of course I may also be able to help my chances of bagging this prize of masculinity by avoiding the Oreos on top of the fridge, so I can get my weight within an acceptable range. My breast size appears to be acceptable as well, but "firm" went out the window years ago. I'm never going to get any younger though, so I guess in the end, I'm screwed... :roll: I'm hitting the Oreos. I'm pretty sure they'll give me a hell of a lot more satisfaction that this idiot.

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Go for it, comrade. If I had Oreos I'd be eating them right now in solidarity with you.

As I don't, I'm going to have a glass of wine. My journey through the manosphere has been a taxing one. :shock:

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I find the emphasis on washboard abs, firm arms where you can see muscle definition and a firm ass very telling...

Those are traits I find appealing as eye candy ...... but I'm a straight woman oggling men.

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I didn't make it through the test, albeit I tried. It made me feel bad. I know I shouldn't care about the opinion of random people on the internet, but the truth is, I WANT to be attractive, and reading those questions made me afraid I am not. So many of them require a subjective appraisal, and I tend to make myself worse.

But this is what such lists are truly about: Not about beauty, but about shame and control. A woman as insecure as I am in this area might be manipulated into thinking such tests are right, and will be a easy victim for "MRAs" and similar deadbeats.

Perhaps I'll go back and do the test anyway, send the results to my significant other and enjoy how he laughs about it.

I found the same thing when I was taking it! Although I knew objectively that it was subjective bullshit, and that the guy who wrote the test obviously has never interacted with real women, it's hard not to get sucked in and get super critical about my appearance. Generally, I like the way I look too...

MRAs are quite adept at manipulating the insecurities of both men and women - but especially women. They take personal offense that not all women are submissive, supermodel virgin porn stars. Also, they expect complete adoration from such a woman without putting any effort into their own appearance. Because hey, women should be attracted to money and status, not physical appearance, so it's so unfair that women can also have standards as to whom they are attracted to. By playing on a woman's insecurities about her appearance, they are trying to increase their chances of buying a hot life partner with their super lucrative STEM jobs that all of them supposedly have.

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Nobody should let this stupid test bother them. The guys who wrote it are all losers who like to pretend that every man is like them. Not only are they threatened by smart, independent women but also by smart men who like an intelligent women. These guys are definitely not the norm for men.

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I didn't make it through the test, albeit I tried. It made me feel bad. I know I shouldn't care about the opinion of random people on the internet, but the truth is, I WANT to be attractive, and reading those questions made me afraid I am not. So many of them require a subjective appraisal, and I tend to make myself worse.

But this is what such lists are truly about: Not about beauty, but about shame and control. A woman as insecure as I am in this area might be manipulated into thinking such tests are right, and will be a easy victim for "MRAs" and similar deadbeats.

Perhaps I'll go back and do the test anyway, send the results to my significant other and enjoy how he laughs about it.

Cran, I felt the same way. I got booted out of the test due to my BMI. Strangely enough, I began to pack weight on after being involved with a man like this. :think: So I guess my body wants to make sure it will NEVER happen again!

Then I read more of the site. That was a mistake. It made me feel sick. Reading MRA stuff always makes me feel sick. It's like the dirty cesspool of the internet.

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1) Why should I care about how attractive I am to someone I'm not interested in dating or sleeping with?

2) In what world do we magically all like the same things? When The Partner and I started dating, my then-roommate said, "It's great that you found somebody who's weird in such similar ways to your own weirdness."

What an odd test. Honestly, the best part of it was the commentary from y'all.

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They expect a weight lifter with a very low BMI. lol!! Impossible!

My boobs are too big and I'm too smart. What a pity! I guess I'll just have to stick with my 'alpha' if these 'gamma's won't have me.

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Why does a higher IQ equals lower points is what I'd like to know?

Along with a few other inconsistencies but I'll save that for later, right now I need to sleep off a stupid-induced migraine :angry-banghead:

Because they only want women stupid enough to buy their bullsh!t

Points to all of the male fundies as an example

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I scored -33:

-39 to -20:  You were born to cockblock.  But you’ll manage to marry a table scrap.

Being 46 (with the boobs to show for it), smart, carrying some extra weight, and disinclined to make decisions about sex or fashion based upon what flatters a fragile male ego has clearly given me awesome MRA-repelling superpowers.

Needless to say, this pleases me. I shall now go eat a cake in celebration (after I've fed my 10 cats, of course).

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