I Used to Doubt XGay Greg & Dede, But FJ Set Me Free! - Pt 4

[Adrienne83]

OK, who was "offended" by her miracle pregnancy belly?

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She's pretty clear at this point that she's actually pregnant.

I went to her FB and didn't see this post. Did she take it down? :cry:

[Rowan]

I suspect this is the kind of "pregnancy" for which I should sympathize, not congratulate. Hope all passes and you are pain-free soon and for good.

BTW, the young of the porcupine are called porcupettes. So you are expecting a sporadic kidney porcupette.

Doesn't that sound less painful?

Thanks but right now there is not one making a presence known. In about 17 months, then I'll go see a doctor. ;-)

(hence the sporadic!)

Did not know that about the young - that's awesome.

[Koala]

Thanks but right now there is not one making a presence known. In about 17 months, then I'll go see a doctor. ;-)

(hence the sporadic!)

Did not know that about the young - that's awesome.

They'll probably want to do an x-ray...I hear that's what they're doing for women that have been pregnant 1 year+ these days :lol:

[EmiGirl]

I expect soon XGG will post that he received a revelation from God that Dede will have the baby when they get their RV and/or airplane.

[Closed Womb]

OK, who was "offended" by her miracle pregnancy belly?

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She's pretty clear at this point that she's actually pregnant.

I cannot believe that she is doubling down. They should be in a full retreat. Any logical person would be. This is beyond unreal to me.

[Rowan]

I cannot believe that she is doubling down. They should be in a full retreat. Any logical person would be. This is beyond unreal to me.

When has logic ever been present in this situation?

There's more evidence of Bella and Peter than there is of any rational thinking skills by DD or EGG.

[jjmennonite]

Thoughtful I have always loved you, but now the Lord has laid it on my heart to reveal this love and to ask you to be the Godmother or Godfather (you can choose) of my sacroiliac joint kitten. It is actually due in June, since kittens only take 2 months but this special kitten from my vasectimized Tom Cat will take a bit longer, naturally.

As I was seeking the wisdom of the Lord, a still small voice told me that miracle vasectomy offspring always take double the normal gestation - so Dede is actually not due for another 6 months.

[thoughtful]

Thoughtful I have always loved you, but now the Lord has laid it on my heart to reveal this love and to ask you to be the Godmother or Godfather (you can choose) of my sacroiliac joint kitten. It is actually due in June, since kittens only take 2 months but this special kitten from my vasectimized Tom Cat will take a bit longer, naturally.

As I was seeking the wisdom of the Lord, a still small voice told me that miracle vasectomy offspring always take double the normal gestation - so Dede is actually not due for another 6 months.

As long as being the godmother does not mean I have to give you a large expensive vehicle, I am honored.

Thanks to you and Treemom for inspiring the Miracle Interspecies Pregnancy in Random Parts of the Body Generator.

[jjmennonite]

As long as being the godmother does not mean I have to give you a large expensive vehicle, I am honored.

A pumpkin and 4 white rats will suffice. Thanks.

[EmiGirl]

As long as being the godmother does not mean I have to give you a large expensive vehicle, I am honored.

Thanks to you and Treemom for inspiring the Miracle Interspecies Pregnancy in Random Parts of the Body Generator.

Would I gain points if I convinced my husband to modify some software he's written to do this for us?

[Salamander]

I am new to this saga and just...what? I know Greg and Dede believe what they're saying, but it's difficult for me to believe that anyone can spout stuff like this and not be trolling. Fundie thinking does not compute.

Also looking for a devil-on-the-rampage smiley...I'm liking this one, heh. :dancing-demon:

[norabrimstone]

I feel so proud that they started calling me Satan in the comments on one of XGG's posts last night. I laughed for a long time. lol

Oh, and there is a new person posting on the Xgay Baibee page, but I can't tell whether they're being funny or actually just very very stupid. I think (hope) the former. Does the "Carrie Merkison" account belong to anyone here?

[Magdelope]

Them now saying that they are willing to die so that someone will come to Jesus is very, very, very, very scary. Seriously. I hope Dede is safe, because, this was about a pregnancy, right? No way a complication would also kill xggreg. So, why did he write "we"! "we are willing to die" (or something like that, can't remember the exact words"...

... in other news: my asthma is acting up a little bit. At first I was annoyed and freaking out just a little bit cause it feels like I can't get any air, but then I rejoiced - because clearly I'm just pregnant with a allergic duckling! That explains everything!

[pastaswife]

I have been up all night with insomnia crocheting a blanket this week, obviously I'm preparing for the end of days.

[gulag]

And Dede and Greg think this is just going to go away :lol: Nope!

I don't think they have the tiniest desire for it to away. I think the attention IS the end game.

It's their existence. Their purpose. The daily routine. They appear to have nothing outside of this.

[treemom]

I know everyone seems to think the X-ray is questionable. But when I was eleventy weeks pregnant with my lung horse I had two X-rays! So this proves that is a totally normal thing to do.

You are just not open to God's miracles of birth (or in this case not birth)

[Many_Spaynes]

I know everyone seems to think the X-ray is questionable.

Dede has convinced me that the x-ray is totally reasonable. Now blood tests, on the other hand, we know are only available at super secret specialist clinics.

Pastaswife, when I read that you were up with insomnia crocheting I automatically expected the next word to be puppy or kitten. Maybe you're gestating an insomnia crocheting kitten?

[thoughtful]

A pumpkin and 4 white rats will suffice. Thanks.

Here you go:

[Gil]

I love the Lord so much that I am more than willing to suffer and even die for the cause of Jesus Christ. Those aren't just words, I'm living it out right now. Jesus suffered and died so that one day I could be set Free, delivered and made whole - need I say more?

Another reference to dying.

[Many_Spaynes]

Another reference to dying.

Whoever compared Greg to Koresh & Jim Jones in the last thread may have been on to something. Jeez, Greg, calm down, you're taking all the fun out of this.

[laura oz]

Someone in the other thread asked about a "brain bleach" smiley. I found one! I think I may have managed to make it my avatar.

That was me, MrsYoungie. Where on earth did you find that? I'm so jealous. :mrgreen:

[Mudball]

My grandmother had an x-ray when she was pregnant with my mom, in 1947.

I think I have it all figured out - the 12 (or is it 13 now?) month pregnancy, the x-ray - EGG and D2 are time travelers!

[Koala]

Another reference to dying.

First~ Who the fuck is he kidding? He is suffering and dying for Christ while posting on facebook? No Greg. You are just making a giant ass of yourself and people are calling you on it. Surprisingly this does not fall into the persecution category.

For future reference, here are some examples of things that are NOT persecution:

~When the guy at McDonald's gets sick of hearing you prattle on about the evils of homosexuality and finally tells you to STFU? You are NOT being persecuted.

~When you lie to the interwebz about your wife being 12 months pregnant with your baby (20 years after your vasectomy no less), and those people start to call you on it? You are NOT being persecuted.

~When you move in with your elderly parents and live off them instead of going out and getting a job? Your parents are being taken advantage of. You, however, are NOT being persecuted.

~When people refuse to give you a fucking jumbo jet or a motor coach in which to travel about the country spreading your message of hate? You are NOT being persecuted.

So, get the hell real and get off fb and stop talking about how you are dying for your belief in Jesus. This is America, and if I'm not mistaken you live in the south. There are churches on every street corner and our president is a professing Christian. You want to be taken down a notch? Try telling someone you're an Atheist. Want to take it a step further? Tell them you're still gay. Then you might get a small taste of what persecution is.

There you have it. Now get off the cross, because we can use the wood.

[Ralar]

... in other news: my asthma is acting up a little bit. At first I was annoyed and freaking out just a little bit cause it feels like I can't get any air, but then I rejoiced - because clearly I'm just pregnant with a allergic duckling! That explains everything!

I'm not an allergist, but your symptoms are more consistent with a lung horse than an allergic duckling.

[pastaswife]

Pastaswife, when I read that you were up with insomnia crocheting I automatically expected the next word to be puppy or kitten. Maybe you're gestating an insomnia crocheting kitten?

Of course! I just didn't want to reveal the miracle I'm expecting until Jesus gave me my own schoolbus. I hope this deepens your faith in God.